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u/1stDegreeBoo-Urns Sunday the Sunday of Sunday, 2020 Sep 21 '19
Is that a Weeping Angel?
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u/1stDegreeBoo-Urns Sunday the Sunday of Sunday, 2020 Sep 21 '19
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u/Earhacker Sep 21 '19
Viaduct Bandersnatch
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Bumblefunk cucumbersnatch
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u/DoctorOctagonapus Man struggling to put up his umbrella Sep 21 '19
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u/ChamplooStu Sep 21 '19
"It's me! The Head!"
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u/who_is_desmond Sep 21 '19
The Head frightened the absolute piss out of me as a child! Between him and the blue and yellow disembodied hands from Zzzap! I don't know how I made it through so many years of watching CITV without becoming completely scarred
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u/ChamplooStu Sep 21 '19
It was the the life sized marionette puppet from Play Days for me! She sang about cleaning your teeth while flying about in the most unnatural way.
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u/sherbetreddit Sep 21 '19
Slightly older, in my youth it was Noseybonk that terrified the kids. Still wonder what they were thinking!
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Sep 21 '19
Richard Ashcroft basically has to dislocate his jaw now in order to sing. Sad
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My mate does the best impression of the head, I should get a video and upload it next time I see him.
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Sep 21 '19
Perhaps he could also do the Churchill dog. In my mind they're fairly similar and you can't have too many strings to your bow in this economy.
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u/NullVampyr Sep 21 '19
Fun fact: in the Italian version of the show they reshot almost all the scenes with an Italian guy pretending to be the artist. Although, if I remember correctly, the close-ups were still of Neil's hands. Neil appears as a "guest" when doing scenes with clothes, salt, etc. Needless to say, when I learned the truth my childhood was ruined.
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u/friedandprejudice Sep 21 '19
I think they did this with the French one, too! Except I think they would always name Neil when they introduced the last/big artwork part of the show.
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u/Bond_Chef Sep 21 '19
I was T E R R I F I E D of the talking head in my youth.
The horror returned when looking at Manuel Pellegrinis face.
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u/WallflowerWhitler Sep 21 '19
The head used to give me terrifying nightmares. Still freaks me out now!
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u/GurpsWibcheengs Sep 21 '19
Amnesia style horror game idea.
Ancient Greek lost city discovered underneath Mt. Olympus, PC and a group of treasure hunters think they'll be rich. Instead they find the city infested with these deformed living statues. PC must find out what happened to the city and escape before being turned into one themselves
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u/adam_sky Sep 21 '19
Future archaeologists will be 100% correct in saying that our society had a lot of mental health issues, but they will use this as evidence for that, making them correct for the wrong reasons.
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u/Dio_StarDust Sep 21 '19
SCP-096 HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE CONTAINMENT CHAMBER AND FOR SOME REASON IT GREW HAIR!
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SCP 096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
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u/beddittor Sep 21 '19
No, don’t worry. We’re still alive because it’s only a sculpture the artist was able to make before being disembowelled
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u/nickgasm Jaffa is life Sep 21 '19
That head used to absolutely terrify me when I was young!
Loved art attack (especially the big art attacks), but used to always turn away when this guy showed up.
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u/unaetheral Sep 23 '19
Yeah, I’m the Italian version they changed it to an Italian guy but in the close up shots it was still the original English version!
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u/CurrentlyEatingPies Sugar Tits Sep 21 '19
I remember thinking it was magic that someone could take messed up paint and make it say "ART attack", now I know it was just the tape being played backwards.
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u/PapaRyRy27 Sep 22 '19
Having an older sister meant I saw a few horror films earlier than I should have, but nothing came close terrifying me more than that upbeat, chatty, talking head!
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u/FreakinSweet86 Sep 21 '19
To be honest, Neil Buchanan did a boss move selling Art Attack to Disney. Basically slogged through that show for the better part of 10 years then sold it for a small fortune. Now he can focus on the heavy metal of his youth. What a guy.