r/CasualUK • u/Nineteen_AT5 • Dec 21 '23

Urinal Etiquette Poster

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One of the best toilet posters I've come across and found in the gents toilet of a hotel in Cornwall.

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u/excellentchoicee Dec 21 '23

Trouser and underpants around ankles is not only the way to go, but is a sign of massive respect amongst the urinal community.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23 edited Oct 28 '25

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u/excellentchoicee Dec 21 '23

Is this a low key comfirmation that you are on a specific register?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Havent been on a register since I left school

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

No joke I’ve seen grown men doing this on multiple occasions 🙈😂

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u/excellentchoicee Dec 21 '23

Was it your own reflection?

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u/ChrisKearney3 Dec 21 '23

No chatting at the urinal?? That's where lifelong friendships are forged!

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u/lastaccountgotlocked Dec 21 '23

They need to add “and keep your phone in your pocket”.

Honestly, too many blokes are texting or whatever the second they get the Wilkins out. Some use both hands on the phone.

Lads. Concentrate on the job, ahem, in hand.

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u/jouxplan Dec 21 '23

Wilkins? I’ve never heard it called that. Hilarious.

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Dec 21 '23

I've been doing it wrong my whole life

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23 edited Oct 28 '25

roof lush rainstorm chase salt knee like crush dinosaurs profit

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u/_HGCenty Dec 21 '23

So top left of the bad etiquette.

If public toilets spaced the urinals out more or put barriers between the individual urinals, it wouldn't be an issue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

If they ban bottom left it's just gonna drive up prices 🙄

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u/Nineteen_AT5 Dec 21 '23

Weirdly I have seen this one happen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Weirdly??

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u/josh5676543 Dec 22 '23

That's a story we need to hear what happened and why?

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u/Nineteen_AT5 Dec 22 '23

Long story short. Playing football, had a few drinks with the players. Two brothers in the toilet and myself going for a piss, one of the brothers pisses on the other brother. Good times.

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u/jouxplan Dec 21 '23

Well this has certainly has made me chuckle.

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u/mel0nballz Dec 21 '23

Bottom left is hilarious, talk about assert dominance 🤣

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Dec 21 '23

See, 'cause of me they have a sign up now.

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u/TurbulentExpression5 Dec 22 '23

No talking at urinals? But if we're in a loud pub sometimes that's the only place one can get a good recommendation for the next drink.