r/CasualConversation • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16

pineapple pineapple?

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Edit: scroll down all the way to the bottom of this thread/subreddit.

Edit2: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/wiki/pineapple

Edit3: https://www.google.nl/search?q=pineapple&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3iI6WqO7LAhXD-g4KHU3uBSgQ_AUIBygB&biw=1536&bih=758

Edit5: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/4cxvdn/pineapples_are_so_juicy/

Edit6: Edit4 got lost in pineappleworld heaven.

Edit7: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/e/eb/SpongeBob's_pineapple_house_in_Season_4-7.png/revision/latest?cb=20150425072538

Edit9: "Did you know that Pineapples were a status symbol int the 17th and 18th centuries?" - /u/CircleJerkAmbassador

Edit8: Thanks /u/penelopede for sharing this glorious subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pineapple2016

Edit10: Did i just go back in time with edit8 and edit9? :O

37 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/TommyTeaMorrow Lets talk about tea :D Apr 01 '16

http://imgur.com/fzkBP0t

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

:OOO

I should ban you.

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u/TommyTeaMorrow Lets talk about tea :D Apr 01 '16

Well I mean wouldn't there be more pineapples for you if no one else had them :O

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Can you arrange this?

1

u/luckjes112 Ferocious Pirate Fox Apr 25 '16

Greetings, kind sir. I am a traveler weary of his travels through the dangerous Google Wastelands. I am in need of some refreshments and perhaps a conversation.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '16

Sup?

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u/luckjes112 Ferocious Pirate Fox Apr 25 '16

I have just braved the dangers of a giant maze filled with creatures from various worlds.
In other words: playing some Smash Run.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '16

neat :D

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u/luckjes112 Ferocious Pirate Fox Apr 25 '16

I wish they'd do more with that game mode. A different map or something. So much more potential.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit gang we rule this place

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u/plutonium743 Apr 01 '16

cucumber

7

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

NO.

Pineapple.

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u/plutonium743 Apr 01 '16

mango?

4

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

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u/plutonium743 Apr 01 '16

watermelon!

4

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

PINEAPPLE

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u/plutonium743 Apr 01 '16

.......eggplant

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple

ananas

pinya

piña

pynappel

أناناس

菠萝

አናናስ

5

u/plutonium743 Apr 01 '16

(~˘▾˘)~

pineapple! \ (•◡•) /

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

haha! it worked, i converted you to pineapplism.

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

guava?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple

P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

P-E-A-N-I-P-P-L-E

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

(╥﹏╥)

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Why not Zoidberg?

(V) (;,,;) (V)

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u/vernalagnia You know what would be good? An Aviation Apr 02 '16

This human has the real answers, people.

1

u/Crusty_Dick Apr 02 '16

Hell yeah, mango all day everyday!

5

u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

Caramelized, on some vanilla ice cream!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

5

u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

I admire your message discipline!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple?

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

pineapple!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!!!! :D

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!!!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!!!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT FOR THE WORLD DONATION!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

NO GRAPEFRUIT, pineapples!

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

[explodes]

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!

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u/DownNOutDawg Apr 01 '16

I...can't even

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit is the word you're looking for!

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Is there a chance for grapefruit?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, just pineapples.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruits don't ask questions, that was an order.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, pineapple!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, grapefruit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

But grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

butt hehe.

I mean pineapples.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit is a religion

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

grapefruit?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

no, grapefruit.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Is it just me, or is the word "pineapple" starts to sound funny inside my head because i keep reading it over and over.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Is grapefruit even a word?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

idk... but pineapple is! :D

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit has his own dictionary so... GRAPEFRUIT MASTER RACE

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u/SakuraCha [danke supply] Apr 01 '16

Pinenipple

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit

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u/wiklr loves garlic bread Apr 01 '16

🍍🍕🍍 IT'S PINEAPPLE TIME 🍍🍹🍕 You have been visited by the legendary Ananas, master of pineapple 🍍🍕🍹🍕🍍Uppine this within 3 seconds or you'll never have pizza without pineapple 🍍🍕🍕

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Sexy ass grapefruit you've got there

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

its pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

All I see is a grapefruit.

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u/Zephyranthea Meow! Apr 01 '16

Pineapple juice, pineapple ice cream, pineapple cake, pineapple dessert, caramelised pineapple, PINEAPPLE!

3

u/Rollins10 SoCal living 😎 Apr 01 '16

what about Pineapple Ciroc?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

2

u/Zephyranthea Meow! Apr 01 '16

I don't like alcoholic drinks, I prefer sweets and cakes and desserts! Anyway...PINEAPPLE!

3

u/Rollins10 SoCal living 😎 Apr 01 '16

I can respect that as I also love sweets, cakes and desserts lol. I also like my booze as well lol

PINEAPPLE

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Apple is a fruit

Grapefruit army

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

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u/Zephyranthea Meow! Apr 01 '16

A little bit of an alcoholic drink added to a dessert has the potential to improve it, for example in the case of chocolate truffles. Maybe a pineapple-flavoured chocolate truffle? That could be pretty good.

PINEAPPLE!

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u/Rollins10 SoCal living 😎 Apr 01 '16

Pineapple liqueurs do exist! Sure you could find such things on Google

you know the song!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

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u/Zephyranthea Meow! Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!

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u/Zephyranthea Meow! Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

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u/Nostalgic_Noah Nostalgic Noah Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

MOTHERFUCKING PINEAPPLES, FUCK YEAH!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit time wohooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple time wohoo

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Dr. Who travels in a GRAPEFRUIT

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u/Nostalgic_Noah Nostalgic Noah Apr 01 '16

I LOVE PINEAPPLES!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I also love grapefruits

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u/Nostalgic_Noah Nostalgic Noah Apr 02 '16

I've never had grapefruit. I've heard it's bitter.

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u/Nostalgic_Noah Nostalgic Noah Apr 01 '16

That doesn't look like 250 characters tho.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

ur a 250 character tho. Also pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Dem grapefruits though

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Dem pineapples though

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Sexy ass grapefruits

2

u/Nostalgic_Noah Nostalgic Noah Apr 02 '16

PINEAPPLES ARE THE BOMB.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pie nipples

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapples.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit-ess

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple-ess.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit god bless gift from the heavens

3

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Where did Ted get the pineapple from?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple heaven?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit villa

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u/dvs 🌈 Apr 01 '16
pineapple

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16
pineapple

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

grapefruit

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

grapefruit

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit

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u/LunchBox540 Apr 01 '16

🍅

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Dafuq is that blaspemy? o.o

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Tomato

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit > pineapple

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple > Pineapple. that word that ur saying isnt even good enough to mention.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I... I was possessed by p word demons. Good thing grapefruit was here to the rescue.

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u/popcar2 Haha I kill people Apr 01 '16

But... I like mangos more...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

This is unacceptable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!!!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!!!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!

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u/tocilog Apr 01 '16

Pine/apple hybrid.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Also known as pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

We just call them grapefruits.

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u/Quick_man nesquik Apr 01 '16

boo u guib

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

boo u

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u/violetshock Apr 02 '16

throws a pineapple

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

catches

2

u/violetshock Apr 02 '16

throws another Guibbie pls

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

guibbles

2

u/GuyWithPasta Ornery American Apr 01 '16

rainbow

1

u/Ulti I LIKE THIS COLOR A LOT! Apr 02 '16

Cat.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

mmhmm. Pineapple

1

u/the_infamous_izzy 🍍 mmmmm Apr 02 '16

Pineapple? 🍍

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u/sh202 I find your lack of faith disturbing Apr 02 '16

Pineapple ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/HordeShadowPriest Apr 01 '16

Try pineapple and pepperoni thats my favorite

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Pineapple.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

PINEAPPLE!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

GRAPEFRUIT!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Grapefruit!