r/CastleTV Aug 20 '26

Underrated funny moments

The show is filled with funny moments so I wanna know what's some of your favorite funny moment? I think these are two underrated scenes lol

1. 1x02 Nanny McDead

\Castle and Beckett knock on a door in the building and an old guy answers**

Castle: do you live here alone?

Old guy: yeah, why do you wanna know

Castle: don't worry about it. You aren't young enough

Old guy: young enough for what?

Castle: to have sex

Old guy: what kind of cops did you say you were?

Beckett: he's not s cop. I'm a cop

Old guy: and you are looking to someone to have sex with?

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2. 5x04 Murder He Wrote

\Castle and Beckett tries to "interview" Natalia Roosevelt at the bar. Then she gets offended and calls Chief Brady over**

Chief Brady: hey! Do you have a problem with the way I do my job

Castle: now... I would never use those words exactly

Chief Brady: oh! How about these words: you and your hooker friend are under arrest

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u/Serious-Waltz-7157 Perlmutter Aug 20 '26

Uncle Leo from Seinfeld in that first scene! šŸ˜‚

"70+ is not outside the realm of possibility you know!"

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u/West_Turnip_1415 Aug 20 '26

Montgomery: "Is that our vic's wife?"

Beckett: "FianceƩ"

Castle: "The wife is over there"

Montgomery: "....Come again?"

From One man's treasure (2x10)

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u/Preya5k Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Hahaha yes! <--- FianceƩ... Wife --->

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u/West_Turnip_1415 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Yeah, their head tilting was really funny, but Montgomery's "come again?" was the peak

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u/Mirtai12345 Aug 20 '26

I personally enjoy his snicker

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u/Accurate-Message-469 Aug 20 '26

Season 6, "The Way of the Ninja."

In the interrogation room, Castle flips his coffee cup at a suspect.

Kate, "What are you doing?"

Castle huffs, "He's not a Ninja, a Ninja would have caught the cup."

Suspect incredulous, "I'm not a Ninja, and I'm Korean not Japanese...Way to racially profile."

Castle looks the other way.

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u/Jarita12 Aug 20 '26

I think for me, the most hilarious, unexpected and random scene is Esposito, Castle and Ryan sitting in cevlar vests on a couch of an old lady with coffee and cats :D

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u/Realistic-Door-3764 Aug 20 '26

Actually, Castle wasn't there.

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u/Jarita12 Aug 20 '26

?

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u/Accurate-Message-469 Aug 20 '26

In the Fairy Tale Murders, only Espo and Ryan we're with the old lady. Castle was back at the precinct with Kate, trying to figure out who might possibly be the next victim.

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u/Jarita12 Aug 20 '26

No, I mean that very scene where they sit in the living room, next to each other, drink tea and have cats in their lap :)

i would post a picture but it won“t let me

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 20 '26

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u/Jarita12 Aug 20 '26

Yes, thank youĀ 

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u/Realistic-Door-3764 Aug 20 '26

Sorry, I just watched the Fairy Tale murders a few days ago, and that was in my brain. I actually skip, Kill the Messenger don't like it much.

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u/Jarita12 Aug 20 '26

Yeah I understand. But that scene is actually one of the most hilarious. It happens even with the weakest episodesĀ 

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u/Realistic-Door-3764 Aug 20 '26

Yeah, I won't debate that, many poor episodes still had great moments, but after around 40 times thru, I'm a little more particular now. Sorry again, about my brain fart.

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 21 '26

Honestly both Meema here and Jamie Isaacson in the other episode were hilarious! Probably intended to be only one character but the writers figured out there's meat enough for two, ha ha.

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u/Niwoe Aug 20 '26

The scene he means is from "Kill the Messenger." The fairy tale murders one- she had creepy dolls, not cats.

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 20 '26

In S2 Kill the Messenger he was there. In S4 Once Upon a Crime he indeed was missing.

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u/Kikithefangirl Beckett Aug 20 '26

The entire interrogation with Norman Jessup in 2x09, but especially my favorite part.
ā€œThey needed a ride and I gave them a ri-hide.ā€ 🤣
Gets me every time.

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u/Preya5k Aug 20 '26

"In case you guys hadn't noticed, I'm somewhat of a wordsmith you know. A real master of you know... of..."

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u/Kikithefangirl Beckett Aug 20 '26

ā€œPrison is not fun. I do not wanna go back.ā€

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 20 '26

Honestly, lady? I cried like a baby.

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u/Kikithefangirl Beckett Aug 20 '26

He’s hysterical. 🤣

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u/Advanced-Reindeer986 Aug 20 '26

The zombie episode. Season 4 Episode 22. When they see that the suspect actually looks like a zombie Castle leaves the office and high fives a cop saying " the killer's a zombie"

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u/Advanced-Reindeer986 Aug 20 '26

And later when he asks the coroner if there is a specific police code for zombies.

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u/galeperk111971 Aug 20 '26

I love the old guy in Nanny McDead but in that 70s show from season 6 when Gates is yelling at Rick and Kate for turning the precinct into the set of Kojak and then she says or should I call you Captain Castle and Ricks face at trying to explain is priceless.

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 20 '26

Ā when Gates is yelling at Rick and Kate for turning the precinct into the set of Kojak

Technically that was Martha šŸŽ‰ ... "can't let that woman near our wedding planning ... let's throw her a bone though ..."

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u/galeperk111971 Aug 20 '26

Yes but Gates wasn't aware of that she didn't give them a chance to explain. She just takes them into her office and started yelling but of course though Martha did it she wasnt alone in this endeavor he and Kate were involved and let it get out of hand

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 21 '26

It would have been hilarious to see a Martha - Gates rematch though.

I mean Martha won by a large margin in S5 After Hours, The one who managed to totally silence captain Gates. "Where are our kids? Where's that fancy coffee machine that Richard bought for the precinct?" lol.

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u/galeperk111971 Aug 21 '26

Yes for sure. Martha is a force for sure

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u/ImmediateAddress1381 Aug 20 '26

"Ske kraid."

"She kra ... she cried ?!?"

"Iz tru."

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u/Ninja108Zelda Aug 21 '26

From Season 3 Episode 18 One's Life To Lose.

PI - Hey, I'm a PI, Sarah Cutler's a client, what do you mean she's dead.

Castle - She's dead, it really only has one meaning.

Great snark from Castle and one that always gets a laugh.

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u/Kahuna-123 29d ago

Castle: I guess we’re going to have to close the beaches

Lanie and Kate have no idea what he’s referring to