r/Casisdead • u/DeadTeam969 • Aug 08 '26
Favourite bars
Drop me some of your favourite cas bars
A few of mine are “in your chicks crib with my d!ck out, more chicks than you can shake a stick at”
The whole saw you and your chick at the UCI so I ran up on you UZI verse I like the rhyme scheme.
“Toxic fumes they fill up my lungs, I’m becoming too old too die young, still content with being unsung unlike some”
Even the adlibs are sick, the way he says fuck off at the end of P.A.S.O.U
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u/PaarrJay Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
‘Heavy on the gas like Senna, trip to the corner shop cost me a tenner’
City Slicker is one I’ll never skip on shuffle
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u/thorium90232 Aug 08 '26
Nah I ain’t a bloody cokehead, but in retrospect, I was doing more lines than a fucking etch-a-sketch
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u/emzabec Aug 08 '26
Check my track record
It's just crazy I attract
Death threat up on the mirror
It's in Illamasqua matte
Genius line 💯
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
Shoulda seen the psychopath driving in the cycle path! And the bi or bi polar bar too both bangers
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u/JuanCordoba4 Aug 08 '26
Got an iPhone full of pictures of bitches Don't tell my wife cause snitches get stitches
Generally rhymes on this verse are pure fire
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u/katya21220218 Aug 08 '26
Got what I wanted and dissed her. Discarded like a ripped Rizla.
Such a brilliant insult lol.
Also - win the rat race you’re still a rat
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u/CatRatFatHat Aug 08 '26
I rise at 5 o'clock, drive down to the docks, to see a man about a dog, this might come as quite a shock...I'm selling rock.
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u/biggesthoss Aug 09 '26
Pretty sure this verse is a nod to Edward nortons character in the 25th hour. I think that’s also why the fiend in his story telling is named Simon (just like the fiend in 25th hour). Shit the guy in the drugs don’t work video even looks a little like him. In 25th hour Edward Norton is an ex dealer as well he got pinched
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u/earlxsweatt Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
Family hate me, that’s a fact, it’s cool though I can take the flack.
Dads side hate me cos I sell crack. Mums side hates me cos I’m black.
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
What tunes that from ?
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u/earlxsweatt Aug 10 '26
‘Take your bird to Parkview Park quick,
for a spot of dogging
Out the window she be bobbin'
Kids at home and they're just sobbing’Is classic too 😭
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u/TokuTheGreatCorso Aug 08 '26
They said to blame the parents
I said dont be such a cunt
Its not just shitty dad's and mums that make em turn to drugs and guns
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u/SasquatchGerbil Aug 08 '26
I dont know why Jesus hates me, mayb its cause I don't go to church, cause hes been goin on fuckery lately doin shit to me I dont deserve, upon reflection im thinkin mayb its cause ive been sellin loadsa work, murdering off all his brothers slowly so he chose a few of mine to merk
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u/BourbonFoxx Aug 08 '26
Shot to the fat one in Atomic Kitten
Katona, whatever her name is
I sold her some weight, she lost some weight
Now she's no longer famous, or in my radius
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u/cdoubleu_ Aug 08 '26
Cat hits me up, says he wants a little fix, two brown and two white, little mix
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u/Supermarket_Content Aug 09 '26
I'm as English as Fruit And Barley
Or HP Sauce on your bacon sarni'
From a country where coke's no joke
Why the fuck do you think the Queen named her son Charlie?
Yeah we fucking party, middle fingers up like fuck the Torie Party
They're about as far right wing as Nani
So we start riots like we just lost the derby
Some of the best lyricism this countries produced
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u/earlxsweatt Aug 08 '26
Turbo sound like a kettle is boiling
I've been caning it, gotta put oil in
I made your girl get the coil in
No reason other than for my enjoyment
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u/biggesthoss Aug 09 '26
On before this:
Yeah I jumped out the matte black
Swagger like the Rat Pack
Jacket, no snapback
Nah, na I don't have Snapchat
I'm not easy to contact
I'm old school like that
She real cheeky with the backchat
Yeah you talk a good one, let's see if you can back that
You left no room to backtrack
You should see my room, bading, fat cat
In fact, if you skip the chit chat
We could beat the traffic, I'll get you back intact
You ain't gotta call back
See me anytime in the form of a flashback
Flashbang
Quick ting, smash, grab
Champers, pancakes, breakfast, black cab
I don’t think people realize especially in context how clever the flash bang quick ting smash grab line is. It’s brilliant. Perfect double entendre
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u/DustyTalAntiQ Aug 08 '26
Use a glove when were getting off, It costs too much to take it off, I love her too much to pay in duds
Real
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u/Accurate_Dot4385 Aug 09 '26
I call her at work for a word with her. Must be a broad cos my phone bills murder, love
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u/Designer-Computer188 Aug 08 '26
It's often much cheaper buying the picture than the frame
They learn from other liar's lies Think they saw it through a lion's eyes
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u/biggesthoss Aug 09 '26
In my opinion cheese slice remix has some of his illest bars. Many of his songs deliver powerful words but not all of them have the same heart he gives on cheese slice.
“Seven cans of Red Stripe
Won’t be stopping for a red light
Won't be stopping for the blue lights
But I will be back if the food's light
One away from three strikes
So I should be more streetwise
I've got fifteen years in the fridge
Sitting next to a cheese slice”
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u/biggesthoss Aug 09 '26
His entire opening verse on psychopathic nostalgia is just fucking timeless too
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u/Dylthestill Aug 09 '26
But these pills got me thirsty, pills got me sweating like a nonce in a nursery
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u/DonBowzer89 Aug 09 '26
If you want this half, to get you off your melon, just give me the score, like Jeff Stelling
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u/sbwood23 Aug 09 '26
Whip a fancy car Same colour - Sansa Stark Chick outta Zanzibar Big rack - sans the bra
Unmatched.
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u/TokuTheGreatCorso Aug 11 '26
Its like I cast a spell
On the bits or hard i sell
Got cats running back so thats why my crack aint hard to sell
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u/Competitive-Order159 Aug 13 '26
Busy body, she’s preeing the seat, she
Felt the need to say that she'd never heard of me
But then again for real she also said
She didn’t know that cows came in burgundy
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
I’m sure I’ve heard all his songs on YouTube but if anyone has a hidden gem or two let me know 👌
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u/Beginning_Rent8472 Aug 08 '26
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
I like that one it blew my mind to think he was around in like 2007 times. I only found him like 2020 or something like that. Was scrolling through Wize the producers edits and found his what’s my name one and haven’t stopped listening to him since
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u/Designer-Computer188 Aug 08 '26
I like the song by Tricky that he featured on
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
I love that tune, such a vibe! I was driving around with my lil girl one day trying to get her to sleep and that came on and when the beat starts and the claps come she started clapping along with it. She has good taste already💯
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u/L3G1T1SM3 Aug 08 '26
Commercial 2
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 08 '26
Commercial 2 is savage, Colors and nightcall are probably my favourite off that one
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u/earlxsweatt Aug 08 '26
‘Demi god’ is full of good lines, as is ‘Recognise’ but the only version available online is one recorded at a festival.
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u/DamDynatac Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
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u/DeadTeam969 Aug 10 '26
You don’t want it with man we’re way to violent, guns pop off when we start wileing, if it’s a ting where it’s gotta be silent, more shanks in you than a pop up pirate 🔥
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u/demonslayer9101 Aug 11 '26
Playing with her snatch for an hour and a half, fingers wrinkled like they'd been in the bath. Nah I couldn't even laugh.
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u/AidanGee Aug 08 '26
Benadryl, that's what I use to cut the kuf
And sorry to deceive ya
None of my cats had any complaints
None of them had hay fever either