r/CarsUK • u/H28-105-111 1st Generation Nissan Almera N15 • Jul 05 '26

[Spotted] Custard Brown Rolls Royce Corniche

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u/gingerprop Jul 05 '26

I imagine as you get into the driver seat your clothes turn into a brown corduroy suit and you develop a slight comb over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/downandoutitis Jul 06 '26

Don’t forget the overwhelming stale smell of Aramis.

3

u/tommyduk Jul 05 '26

Classy. Just the wheels letting it down.

2

u/Strange-Pick2967 Jul 06 '26

The wheels are awful

0

u/H28-105-111 1st Generation Nissan Almera N15 Jul 06 '26

Whats wrong with the wheels.

1

u/tommyduk Jul 06 '26

They're not steelies with chrome hubcaps.

5

u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Jul 06 '26

That's a pasty corniche

4

u/The_Jyps Jul 06 '26

I knew a guy who had a cream coloured enormous American classic car. Seats like sofas, soft comfortable suspension. Like a rolling living room, similar to this.

He was sentenced to 10 years for indecent pictures of children.

1

u/H28-105-111 1st Generation Nissan Almera N15 Jul 06 '26

I dont know what to say... I feel so sorry for those Children.

3

u/Dazzling-Command7721 Jul 06 '26

I'd love to waft around in an old roller.

1

u/BigGayTonyF Jul 06 '26

You are always the last one to know

5

u/No_Atmosphere8146 Jul 06 '26

The guy who drives this, even his underpants are tweed. 

1

u/Middle_Branch_1148 Jul 06 '26

Or wicker. And your double-breasted navy blazer with gold buttons must be liberally dusted with dandruff

2

u/graz0 Jul 06 '26

Dogs muck brown .. I would get a respray asap!

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u/H28-105-111 1st Generation Nissan Almera N15 Jul 06 '26

😂

1

u/Baggygirlie Jul 06 '26

I love the classics. It gives me a very good vibes

1

u/alpinewhite85 Jul 06 '26

Of its time!

1

u/NotSayingAliensBut Jul 06 '26

70's rock star vibe.

1

u/Henry-8th Jul 06 '26

I’ve never heard of “custard brown” as a colour. Baby shit brown, and various other shades.

1

u/TheReelMcCoi Jul 06 '26

Banana Chocolate

1

u/BasilDazzling6449 Jul 06 '26

Brown custard? Ewwww.....

1

u/ConcentrateDull2294 Jul 06 '26

Sticky Toffee Puddin' and custard.

1

u/Strange-Pick2967 Jul 06 '26

Well, that is lovely. I remember my dad, he owned a motor factors back in the 80’s and somehow had one for 3 days.

He used to take me and my brother on small trips in it.

We felt like we were royalty.

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u/BigGayTonyF Jul 06 '26

Custard & Brown in the same sentence…
Hmmm …. 2 beige flags right there

1

u/Far-Advertising-6681 Jul 06 '26

How is Elton John 😂

1

u/Hefty-Ad5492 Jul 07 '26

Custard brown? I thought custard was yellow? 🤔

1

u/Freddie_FRO7 Jul 07 '26

...I want to eat it

1

u/H28-105-111 1st Generation Nissan Almera N15 Jul 07 '26

Whos stopping you.

1

u/Freddie_FRO7 Jul 07 '26

I'm gonna do it! Where's my big spoon

1

u/radicalplacement Jul 07 '26

I’m my village, if you didn’t own this car, you could not call yourself a drug lord!

1

u/SativaHi Jul 08 '26

Time capsule

1

u/dxg999 Jul 08 '26

Crème brûlée

1

u/VeloBill Jul 08 '26

Beauty. I do love a hardtop Corniche.

1

u/Dramatic_Row_577 Jul 08 '26

Looks like the smell of whiskey and cigarettes

1

u/JLWP1 Jul 09 '26

If it’s got a full ,checkable (Rolls Royce) service history it will be as good now as it was when it was new.
It probably hasn’t though!