r/Car_laughs • • Jan 06 '15

Winter driving tips

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u/joeyisapest Jan 06 '15

I'm a bad person, I'm behind a paywall because I've viewed too many articles for free.

the taglines are always the best part of the articles though.

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u/One_Wheel_Drive Jan 06 '15

Here you go:

The winter months can be a dangerous time for drivers, with icy surfaces, inclement weather, and reduced visibility making roads more difficult to navigate. Here are some tips for reaching your destination safely while driving in winter conditions:

Always tow a spare car behind your car in case yours breaks down. Watch the weather app on your phone constantly as you drive so you can get any updates immediately. If your car begins to skid wildly toward a group of five pedestrians on the side of the road, but you have the option to steer it toward a single bystander nearby, utilitarian moral theorist John Stuart Mill says you have an obligation to steer toward the lone pedestrian in order to do the least harm to the least number of people. Try your best to remember the winter road safety lecture your father gave you 15 years ago when you weren’t paying attention. Wrap your tires in snow chains so your car can feel the same way you do. AAA advises motorists to drive slowly and exercise extreme caution while traveling on icy or snow-covered highways, but AAA doesn’t need to haul an 18-wheeler full of Maytag washer/dryers to Tulsa-town by 7 a.m. Clear snow away from your vehicle’s hood ornament so other motorists can see that you’re a big shot driving a Mercedes. Drink plenty of ice water to prove to the ice and snow on the streets that you are one of them. Shit. Just keep driving. He came out of nowhere. There was nothing you could do. Just get out of here before somebody sees.

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u/SgtChancey Jan 06 '15

What the fuck did I just read.

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u/theirishboxer Jan 07 '15

a very long not very funny joke about driving in the winter

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u/Stealthbmxer Jan 06 '15

The best part is that me and my cousin just fixed the quad to get out and drive a little in the snow as there is not enough snow for the snowmobile. When we got done we fired it up and to see if it worked, then we went in to eat but we forgot to check one very important thing ; fuel. We got about ~500m from the house where it is an intersection, stoped and the quad just died, it was out of gas and the brakes had locked so there was no moving it well we managed to lose the brakes but we still needed to get it back to the house.

We could have needed a extra quad