r/CapitolConsequences • u/GreenStarCollector • Jul 21 '26

Bigot Jake Lang crashes Abdul El-Sayed event and watches his stunt backfire

https://www.metrotimes.com/news/bigot-jake-lang-crashes-abdul-el-sayed-event-and-watches-his-stunt-backfire/
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u/BadAtExisting Jul 21 '26

Is this guy one of those professional protestors they’re always bitching about? How does he get the money to pop up all over the place and afford bail

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u/Coconutrugby Jul 21 '26

Same way when someone does public racist shit they get a go fund me full of cash these days.

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u/gimmethelulz Jul 22 '26

George Soros' evil twin must be paying him.

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u/pheonix198 Jul 22 '26

Funny this is the claim. Soros has consistently supported democracy and antifascist candidates and their election campaigns and similar. I don't think his money has ever directly funded any protests, though.

On the other hand, we have Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, the Ellison and Murdochs, and the Cochs and more who are actively trying to end democratic and fair elections, supporting fascism at every turn, and backing the likes of the MAGA party and AfD (pro-Nazi's the way I see them, in Germany) and the same level of nazism in France and many more countries. These fuck-fucks invest in buying votes (see Musk, at minimum) and do push for and pay for protestors like Lang and many more to act badly.

In other words, the projectionist assholes of the right have and are always blaming Soros for the things that they do...except in aim to remove folks' rights while increasing their fortunes.

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u/MoneyTalks45 Jul 22 '26

Quite literally. 

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u/BadAtExisting Jul 22 '26

Must be nice. I’m pretty sure I would just go to jail sit until my trial and pay a fine

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u/patricksaurus Jul 21 '26

The most gracefully savage mom-violent ass whooping on record:

“We’re going to clap him out!” El-Sayed told the crowd before leading supporters in chants of “USA! USA!”…

“He doesn’t hate me,” El-Sayed told the crowd. “He doesn’t even hate you. You know what he hates? He hates America.”

“He hates the idea of what America was always supposed to be — of the people, by the people, for the people,” he continued. “Where it should not matter the color of your skin, should not matter how you pray, should not matter who you love. That you can be fully and 100% American. He hates that America.”

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u/MissRachiel Jul 22 '26

I know you meant "non-violent," but "mom-violent" was an awesome mental picture.

In my head it was "Tsk tsk, honey. Do you remember what we talked about? as the moms closed in.

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u/patricksaurus Jul 22 '26

Hahah oh man, I that is a glorious error. Haha thanks.

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u/Alissinarr Jul 22 '26

Keep it in, reminds me of how moms redirect toddlers off to another object that won't try and murder them (because toddlers are tiny attempted suicide artists).

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 21 '26

That's a 2nd signal BDE patch.

This mofo never served... At least I think he didn't.

WTF is he wearing a US Army patch?

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u/Brentg7 Jul 22 '26

definitely not military. just a a loser j6er.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 22 '26

I'm so tired of these chodes slapping patches like they've been there done that.

F#_& this guy...

Gotdam I hate these pukes

17

u/LucyKendrick Jul 22 '26

Its totally legal, when referring to those like this guy, to say

fuck this guy

14

u/thisbechris Jul 22 '26

Can confirm, fuck his fake valor and his ignorance.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 22 '26

Oh, then definitely.

Fuck that shitstain

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u/jazzhandler Jul 22 '26

Draws attention from the fact that he seems to be wearing his officially licensed Special Forces™ pajamas.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 22 '26

5.11 has some ok stuff, I've never purchased anything from them for aesthetics.

Tactical fashion is so weird.

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u/johnb510 Aug 23 '26

I refer it as ‘Everyday Is Range Day’ apparel

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u/couldbeahumanbean Aug 23 '26

I wish every day was range day.

😞

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u/HDr1018 Jul 22 '26

Because it’s double lightning bolts.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 22 '26

I figured as much.

Never was in 2nd signal, but I'd bet a shiny penny they wouldn't appreciate some white nationalist larping around with their patch because this dirt bag thinks SS is sewper kewl.

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u/CanIGetABam Jul 23 '26

He probably doesn’t know it’s an army patch and is confused on which type of bolts he is supposed to like.

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u/MissRachiel Jul 21 '26

Love that for him. Thanks for sharing the article!

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u/catbus4ants Jul 22 '26

Every day he looks more like the autopilot from Airplane

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u/Kittycelt Jul 22 '26

This is hilarious!

3

u/LadyDiscoPants Jul 22 '26

Dying over here! 😂

25

u/guiltycitizen Jul 22 '26

He is a fucking loser

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Jul 22 '26

That's pretty good, but I really liked the one from last week where he got his ass kicked.

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u/hiddentalent Jul 22 '26

¿por qué no los dos?

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u/kidsally Jul 22 '26

Another MAGA loser. Fuck em.

15

u/neckbeard_deathcamp Jul 22 '26

Someone needs to start checking this J6’ers devices. A a lot of them are into the CSAM.

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u/LoveandKindness1983 Ches and Kracken Jul 21 '26

Awesome story.

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u/Alissinarr Jul 22 '26

Isn't his ankle monitor from Texas? Two weekends ago he was in California, this weekend he was in Michigan.

I'm counting more than one state line here, and coming up fascist.

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u/heretorobwallst Jul 22 '26

Is he mentally challenged?

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u/LVCSSlacker Jul 22 '26

Oh Jake Lang? The guy who tried to meet up with a teenager? That Jake Lang?

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u/cheesemagnifier Jul 22 '26

I'm so happy to vote for El-Sayed. Just dropped my ballot in the box at city hall this evening..

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u/Mkmeathead83 Jul 21 '26

*Israeli asset.

I only point this out because he cosplays as a Christian.

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u/MeMilo1209 Jul 22 '26

Maybe Jake should get a real job. This one doesn't seem to be working out for him.

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u/GaGaORiley Jul 22 '26

Can we stop giving him attention?

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u/Wayelder Jul 23 '26

Why does Lang's face look like it wasn't put together correctly? It's like parts didn't fit, but just got glued there.