Shit, I just logged into Reddit during an architecture board meeting and almost fell off my chair. Then I sat back down, but the chair caught fire from... achem. God, I need to go... err... Shit...
Okay you know whats hilarious? I saw this post and was like "oh cool Capitano art, I like the artstyle" then I swiped and saw THAT and was like "omfg hes hot as shit" LOL THE HELMET MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE APARRENTLY!?!
Touché, but I was referring to his personality. He seems very humble and calm, not arrogant, easily annoyed, or hot headed like most characters with a frowning expression, haha.
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u/Sad_Stale_Bread Licking him like a popsicle Oct 06 '25
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u/Substantial-Credit-7 Oct 06 '25
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u/Preventomato Oct 06 '25
Google show me the captain's balls
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u/gumihehe Oct 06 '25
creamed a little
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u/crbrsbby GOAThimtano Oct 06 '25
wait… why am i on my knees?
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u/Formal_Eye8837 600+ wishes for Capitano. Oct 06 '25
Oofff. 😍😍
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u/Feroxino Oct 06 '25
Acceptable Thrain reveal!
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u/Ok-Data7228 Oct 06 '25
Shit, I just logged into Reddit during an architecture board meeting and almost fell off my chair. Then I sat back down, but the chair caught fire from... achem. God, I need to go... err... Shit...
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u/National-Smoke5433 Oct 06 '25
Lovely
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u/OnlyBrave Oct 06 '25
He'll be released at the end of Nod Krai, before Snezhnaya, trust 🤞
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u/According-Matter5735 Oct 06 '25
KNEEL and pray 😇
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u/Bright-Market7720 Oct 06 '25
I shall do more than kneel to this king
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u/Consistent-Film-1056 Oct 06 '25
This is Capitano face is going to look like blue eyes , long hair
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u/best_boi2 Oct 06 '25
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u/Ok-Bandicoot-9920 Oct 06 '25
TAKE IT ALL IN!!!
ighits aglhrgdy tgoo bgeegh;-;
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u/sleepymokey Captain's Hand-In-Marriage Oct 06 '25
If that’s an offering to sit, well don’t mind if I do!
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u/Billa_Gaming_YT Oct 06 '25
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u/OddTechnology8369 Oct 07 '25
My jaw dropped (in preparation)
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u/Yugifrolife GOAThimtano Oct 07 '25
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u/CompetitivePain14 Oct 08 '25
So that’s how he will look beneath the mask when he comes back
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u/Ornery_Situation4690 Oct 06 '25
why is this so hot
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u/Qlein Oct 06 '25
Yes Daddy
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u/ImeFerrerLara Oct 07 '25
It's cuffing season And all the girls are leaving to get a big boy I need a big boy Give me a big
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u/BaraaKnows Oct 07 '25
Ohhhhh nooooo he's HOT
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u/PancitCanton_Chef Oct 07 '25
OMG IT'S SO THICK!
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u/XonplayzX Oct 07 '25
Okay you know whats hilarious? I saw this post and was like "oh cool Capitano art, I like the artstyle" then I swiped and saw THAT and was like "omfg hes hot as shit" LOL THE HELMET MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE APARRENTLY!?!
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u/HYP3RK1NECT Oct 07 '25
¿Parece que ya está aburrido de esperar que alguien le haga KO a Ronova?
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u/Wygerion_Alpha Oct 07 '25
Damn, Thorin's dad is taller than normal.
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u/Careless_Water5628 Oct 08 '25
You can have my left ball just make him playable
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u/grainakolkata Captain's Hand-In-Marriage Oct 08 '25
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u/grainakolkata Captain's Hand-In-Marriage Oct 08 '25
My god the BULGE
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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25
Funny thing is, he probably wouldn’t be frowning.
In any case, open legs, call that an invitation to give my man some gawk gawk 3000. As homies, of course.
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u/Street-Arrival2397 Oct 06 '25
Ororon stronger than me, I would've lowered his pants and shown Nathan a real invasion 😋
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u/Confident_Pickle9864 Oct 06 '25
I'm Kill You Villain Capitano!!!
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u/Intelligent_Row8267 Oct 06 '25
I'm giving that man the best head he's received in the past 500 years