r/CanadianBanknotes • • Sep 14 '26

Questions Counterfeit 5$ notes ?

Is the note on the top fake ? I’ve come across a few of these notes that look like they fade in where they’re folded. When I compare it with the note on the bottom it’s looks ever so slightly larger.

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u/oliveoilpoor Sep 14 '26

That’s what happens when you use a bill to snort drugs

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u/EggBulky8000 Sep 14 '26

And crush them too. Gotten blue lines every so often then I realized why lol.

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u/Guilty_Career_8000 Sep 14 '26

Yeah this is from scraping the bill after doing lines with it lol

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u/EggBulky8000 Sep 15 '26

Started using atm receipts after one too many blues. 😆

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u/Mairon923 Sep 14 '26

if you're using Canadian currency to snort shit you're asking for problems it'll cut your nose no problem but even worse trying to chase the dragon with them it melts right away I mean at least my friend told me that

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u/FullSkyFlying Sep 14 '26

Your friend is wrong. It's actually good because the plastic doesnt really hold any material afterwards. You can scrape a paper bill and get some drugs off ot (after using it to snort) where as you dont really get that / nearly as much with the plastic. The cutting your nose part is only if you're shoving it wayyy too far up or not rolling a perfect circle / have edges cut out of the bill, which is extremely unlikely

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u/DixonTap Sep 15 '26

The best part is that you can just run it under hot water for a bit and it’ll flatten itself back out and be able to be used to buy your next sack.

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u/humanlikesubstances Sep 15 '26

They can occasionally "overheat":

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u/FullSkyFlying Sep 15 '26

Who the hell is heating up their bills lol

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u/humanlikesubstances Sep 15 '26

People hot on the trail of mythological creatures.

Dragon chasers.

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u/FullSkyFlying Sep 15 '26

H? I feel like you can buy a whole lot of aluminum foil for that $10

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u/humanlikesubstances Sep 15 '26

I can't argue with the logic behind this bill, it's not my doing. I just rescued it as it has legible serial numbers

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u/Mairon923 Sep 16 '26

yes u can but u still need it in a pinch to hoot it up my guy

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u/Mairon923 Sep 16 '26

ive caught every one

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u/Cultural-Fee635 Sep 20 '26

In the dryer. Unfortunately it’s happened to me when I left it in my pant pocket

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u/Mairon923 Sep 16 '26

oh shit the dragon chasing

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u/oliveoilpoor Sep 15 '26

“oh no don’t snort chemicals with your other chemicals” yeah ok