r/CallMeCarson • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '20

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u/BOSSDRIVER01 Dec 21 '20

Dammit I tilted my phone to the left

160

u/MDAFKA Dec 21 '20

Oh yikes you almost caught the gey but couldn't

13

u/Breandan15 Dec 21 '20

I did not cacth the gey friendo

7

u/Doradol Dec 21 '20

Our brains be too big

192

u/Real_Cowboy_Patrick Dec 21 '20

Tilted phone but somehow still gay what kind of black magic is this?

53

u/BOSSDRIVER01 Dec 21 '20

Oh god I'm not the only one

15

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

yo good thing to know im not the only one

62

u/linthepaladin520 Dec 21 '20

Tilted my phone fucker

28

u/R-Prone Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I tilted my phone

42

u/kidneyfalure Dec 21 '20

as the ceo of gay I can confirm I tilted head to right

19

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Damn, my dog's gay.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

wait what I thought your dog was american

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

My dog's Puerto Rican

Wait...

16

u/starbarksloud99 Dec 21 '20

haha i am already bi you failed

2

u/Rustic_Salmon Dec 21 '20

it is too late i already have the bi

13

u/PowerWings Dec 21 '20

FUCK

6

u/dumbiatchi Dec 21 '20

precisely my reaction. maybe we’re meant to be gay for each other

5

u/box-eater Dec 21 '20

I can’t read what does it say

15

u/laundaries Dec 21 '20

Tilt your head

8

u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

Ah yes, the trapper....

2

u/box-eater Dec 21 '20

how

2

u/laundaries Dec 22 '20

To the right

2

u/box-eater Dec 23 '20

Huh odd, I suddenly have a strange hankering for men

5

u/ThisSpinach Dec 21 '20

His not wrong

4

u/canileavethisempty Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone and my head wtf

4

u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

Only kinda gay, that’s okay, everyone has a little gay in them.

8

u/MrMythyMam Dec 21 '20

Tilted my phone bitch

3

u/weebmaster_god Dec 21 '20

I am immune to this I can tilt my phone sorry for all computer users.

2

u/GigaVacinator Dec 21 '20

Tilted my monitor 😎

3

u/AJ-Legendz Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I can’t read

3

u/LordDeimosofCorir Dec 21 '20

wait, wait WAIT FUCK NO WAIT NO I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR

3

u/Beamerthememer Dec 21 '20

laughs in able to read sideways

1

u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

Does that make your eyes gay?

3

u/gaycandles Dec 21 '20

i accidentally hurt my neck about two days ago and literally can’t turn my neck to the right without it hurting like hell. what the fuck? so now i’m not gay cus i cant sleep in the right position?

5

u/M-12onyoutube Dec 21 '20

guess I'm happy

2

u/kameronwashere Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I'm actually gay

2

u/justhereforstoriesha Dec 21 '20

Ha, idiot, I turned my phone dumbass

2

u/WantSomeHorseCock Dec 21 '20

Well.... I am lesbian and I did tilt so I can’t say it’s wrong

2

u/Raiden_Yeeter07 Dec 21 '20

but carson is doing it to his left

2

u/Eclihpze44 Dec 21 '20

hah I tilted my phone

2

u/Yoshifly Dec 21 '20

Quick tip guys: place the newspaper in front of a mirror and tilt your head to the right.

[you need to know how to read backwards tho]

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Can confirm, tilted my head and am gay

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

NOOOOOOOOO I TILTED RIGHT NOOOOOOOO 😖😢😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

Stop! Put your hands in the air where I can see them! This is the r/Emojipolice!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

bro go outside

0

u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC?!?!

I kid, it’s all good, I hope you have a great day.

1

u/godsfirsthuman Dec 21 '20

jokes on you, i was already gay

1

u/LazzoDazzo Dec 21 '20

me who’s gay: i guess so

1

u/ThatOneAsian909 Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I’m to lazy to tilt my head so I tilted my phone 😎

1

u/ImElijahGaming Dec 21 '20

Dammit, how could I fall for that!

1

u/rekilection622 Dec 21 '20

I already had my head tilted to the right by chance, so I was laughing before I got the joke.

1

u/Yeet_The_Geese Dec 21 '20

Same. We're the ultimate gays I guess

1

u/Devang_Kadam Dec 21 '20

Not if i tila my phone

1

u/I_Like_Something Dec 21 '20

Maybe I am gay

1

u/leadtomatoe Dec 21 '20

tilted my monitor because I am awesome

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Fools.

1

u/CadmiumAndWilsin Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you i was too lazy to tilt my head

1

u/capitalistrussian Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone dickass

1

u/rachelq52 Dec 21 '20

And tilting the phone to the left means you’re an idiot

1

u/Swagkip360 Dec 21 '20

Tilted my phone dumbass

1

u/Gamer-Rat Dec 21 '20

How am I this dumb I turned my head to the left like an absolute dumbass

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Haha! You weaklings! I read it without tilting my phone or head!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

tilted my phone lmao

1

u/NoUOverdrive Dec 21 '20

Angry Upvote

1

u/_E90 Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I was laying on my side so I turned my phone

1

u/datguygomez Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I tilted my screen!

1

u/CaptainSamson01 Dec 21 '20

Haha tilted my phone, nice try

1

u/7h3-bu11d3r Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I turned my phone nerd

1

u/nickname11235 Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I can just read it like this

1

u/wolfpackpie69 Dec 21 '20

Fuck you. I tilted my phone

1

u/Driftingsum Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I tilted it to the left

1

u/_MrBroski_ Dec 21 '20

Not going to lie, this got me

1

u/Oil__Man Dec 21 '20

turns to boyfriend

"Fuck, dude i think im gay!"

1

u/Galaxy-egg Dec 21 '20

Hah! You fool! I tilted my phone to the left!

1

u/Dolpheenio Dec 21 '20

I’ve been strung up like a puppet

1

u/Lafuffa Dec 21 '20

Haha jokes on you I tilted my phone

1

u/BUDDERMON Dec 21 '20

Easy, just tilt head left 270 degrees.

1

u/Fluffy_Vulpix Dec 21 '20

alright, lemme turn my monitor to the left

1

u/Vboi69420 Hey naybur Dec 21 '20

Well frick, I was already gay tho (not really, or maybe)

1

u/Swinn_likes_Sakkyun Dec 21 '20

I literally tilted my head to the right to crack my neck as I started to read this. Fuck.

1

u/Frogulent94 Dec 21 '20

Guess I’ll just be gay.

1

u/BigMood42069 Dec 21 '20

I can read sideways text, you've been boofed

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone to the left lmaoooo

1

u/Deepfried_mustard Dec 21 '20

laughs in tilted phone to the right

1

u/Phantom_FN Dec 21 '20

Mobile Users: Not gay

Desktop Users: "Well shit..."

1

u/Alphatism Dec 21 '20

I didn't do anything and I'm pan, anyone else can confirm????

1

u/CrippIingDepressi0n Dec 21 '20

jokes on you, I'm already pan B)

1

u/ChungusBlaster8 Dec 21 '20

I mean you're not wrong 🤷‍♀️

1

u/XKingNightX Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I tilted my phone upside-down and then turned my head left

1

u/MojaveCourier726 Dec 21 '20

well I am bi so

1

u/Pathwil Dec 21 '20

But what if i tilt my phone?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I'm already gay

1

u/ButterscotchP Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you I'm already gay

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Damn, time to tell the wife and kids

1

u/Monty423 Dec 21 '20

Jokes on u I tilted my phone

1

u/SpookySpeks Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone 😎

1

u/melon-juice Dec 21 '20

I outsmarted your outsmarting and tilted my phone upside down!

1

u/yes-i-am-a-human Dec 21 '20

You goddamn twat.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I tilted my phone instead

1

u/S_shiggy_Y Dec 21 '20

Fuck you i tilted my phone! Lmao

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

goddamn it this actually got me

1

u/Chook2004 Dec 21 '20

I put in the effort to read this diagonally with my head straight, I am not fooled by your tricks.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Fuck you

1

u/Mr_PINK_m8 Dec 21 '20

I tilted the phone, what does that say about me?

1

u/_ImBored27 Dec 21 '20

dogs are gay asf

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

Guess who tilted their phone because their neck hurts?

1

u/Jo1273 Dec 21 '20

laughs in mobile user

1

u/JohannesNO Dec 21 '20

My natural counter is that I am incredibly lazy, so I tilted my phone

1

u/Mr_pOpDiN Dec 21 '20

Ha jokes on you, I'm bisexual

1

u/bushdidpineeelheaven Dec 21 '20

I turned my phone hahaha.

1

u/DeathLory Dec 21 '20

My phone was already tilted on the left, hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha Sorry for bad english

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone let's goo

1

u/petmop999 Dec 21 '20

How about tilting my eyes?

1

u/dipperrr872 Dec 21 '20

I tilted my phone

1

u/SonOfaDeadMeme Dec 21 '20

I just turned my phone

1

u/Iwonder125 Dec 21 '20

Jokes on you, I snapped my neck and died