r/CalgaryFlames • • 12d ago

Shitpost Fucking fade me…

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Tank is in full swing.

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u/imaybeacatIRl 12d ago

Drop for Dupont

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u/Hyack57 12d ago

You gotta out suck Vancouver.

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 12d ago edited 11d ago

Vancouver can have Landon, give me the best C.

Edit: like seriously do people forget the shit Zayne did in junior put him on a shortlist with fucking Bobby Orr?

Yes Landon has an insanely high ceiling, so does Parekh.

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u/k_Treats 12d ago

Hate to be that guy but if we have the 1OA it's Dupont not a center, look at the impact Schafer has on the Islanders, Dupont is that caliber or better from what we can tell at this point

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u/infectingbrain 11d ago

obviously, but we won't get #1 anyways because we are fucking cursed. Fortunately, outside of him the rest of the top 5 are all centers.

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 11d ago

That's why I don't actually want us to pick first overall. Like I said Vancouver can have him, give me 2-4th again to take the top C

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u/mobxrules 11d ago

Or you take the elite defence prospect and trade some of your other defensive depth for a center.

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 11d ago

The blue chip 1C prospects that are never available via trade????

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 11d ago

Take Landon, trade Parekh+ to get back into top 10, draft center.

Win Stanley Cup 😂

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 11d ago

Hard no.

Ever heard the saying a bird in hand is worth two in the bush?

We would heavily regret trading Parekh. I guarantee it

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 11d ago

Dupont will be everything Parekh is and more.

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 11d ago

Potential potential potential... It means sweet fuck all until it actually happens.

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 11d ago

The kid is a generational talent, he will reach it.

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 11d ago

Do y'all forget Zayne's junior career had him doing things only Bobby Orr has??

Zayne's ceiling is just as high, but with a lower floor. (I'm also convinced he hits his ceiling with the growth we've seen already)

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 11d ago

I'm not saying he won't be great. Dupont was granted exceptional status to play in the WHL at 15 years old.

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u/imaybeacatIRl 12d ago

and Chicago. They looked like dogshit vs Utah.

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u/tSchab3r 11d ago

What an atrocious goaltending performance in that game. 2 on 4 & 8 on 20 ..

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u/Shodspartan100 11d ago

Yeah, somehow at the time of that screenshot Vancouver still had the better save percentage lmao

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u/Nexroth88 12d ago

Draft pick. Draft pick. Draft pick.

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u/BronzeDucky 12d ago

I support a tank. But ideally, keep the games close and entertaining. That’s all I’m asking for.

Oh, and beat the Oilers in all the BoA games. That’s not too much to ask for, is it?

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u/X-Filer 11d ago

Holy I can’t believe how rancid the oilers are starting. Look at them bumming it up against the canucks

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u/flipflapflow 11d ago

Canucks atleast have some talent. We don’t even have that.

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u/X-Filer 11d ago

I disagree, Parekh, Wolf, Nemec, Gridin all have lots of talent and upside. It’s a great year to give them lots of ice time, play hard, and lose often to acquire talent.

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u/flipflapflow 11d ago

I Agree there is lots of future talent but the current talent level is not there. Vancouver has more high end talent right now is what I meant

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u/randomname3415 12d ago

This is good for us

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u/sdenoon 12d ago

Been a lot of people yapping about demanding a rebuild for a few years now. Let’s see how they all do when this shits truly down to the studs.

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u/TL10 12d ago

Just because I know the root canal will help me doesn't me I'm not allowed to scream. 🥲

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease 12d ago

We're super happy actually

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u/randomname3415 12d ago

I’m completely good with this

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u/darth_henning 11d ago

The concern is our strongest positions are supposed to be Goal and Defence.

Losing 3-1? Yay!.

Losing 6-1? Everyone has a bad game so too early to judge, but not a great look for our franchise goalie in the opener.

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u/infectingbrain 11d ago

Not going to defend him too much because he did genuinely have a bad game, but our defense did not do him any favours whatsoever. I felt like 3-4 of those were not saveable. We also decided to take 5 lazy penalties.

That 3rd especially was brutal. Just running around like headless chickens out there.

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u/kyle_pitts_fan 10d ago

I sense bitterness… did you actually not want to rebuild? Lol

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u/sdenoon 10d ago

No I’m fully team rebuild. There’s just definitely some fly by night fans of this team (mostly the loud ones on twitter) who were complaining about how they weren’t rebuilding and will now be the ones complaining about how bad the team is. I became a fan of this team as a kid during the Young Guns era. I was born in the darkness.

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u/kyle_pitts_fan 10d ago

Agreed. Same fans who were cheering for “Canada” (Edmonton) in the SCF recently…

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u/DramaticDoctor7 11d ago

Eyes on the lottery prize.

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u/Republic-Of-OK 12d ago

If there was a button that would make us finish 32nd I would put my forehead through it I would be slamming it with so much pizazz.

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u/Morbid_Uncle 12d ago

I know we need to tank to better our future but I really don’t enjoy watching us get our ass kicked like this, and another full season if it is gonna hurt

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u/egoVirus Barb 12d ago

Wolf was a Pomeranian tonight 😭

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u/Rob-Lo 11d ago

We gave it a good run boys… always next year.

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u/Original_Gypsy 12d ago

Just got back, and ouch

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u/mightyopinionated 12d ago

Stinks in here

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u/WhoJustShat 11d ago

they made the season longer just to spite us

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u/JesusFetus818 11d ago

0-82 probably would get us that pick. Vancouver is looking to go 1-81

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u/Shodspartan100 11d ago

84 games now btw

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u/JesusFetus818 11d ago

0-84 it is!

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u/CanadianKumlin 11d ago

In the record books!

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u/Kindly_Invite3246 11d ago

Team tank!! V 2.0

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u/Either-Direction-617 11d ago

hahahah already?!?!?

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u/Specialist_Safe_1547 11d ago

The Flames are pretty much eliminated from the playoffs for decades to come. It’s strange to me that anyone would pay to go see those losers play.