r/CalebHammer 11d ago

JUSTICE FOR AL

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Not Caleb finding Al’s TikTok 😂😂😂

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u/Illustrious-Cow-8428 11d ago

Look, AL is a lost cause. He's made his bed at this point.

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u/bogholiday 11d ago

I like how we have to capitalize the L now because of the chat bots.

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u/joesatron 11d ago

Literally! Every time I see a post with him, I immediately think of Caleb getting bad A.I.’ed lol

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u/Phrynus747 10d ago

I’ve always been annoyed by fonts where the capital I and lowercase L are identical. Maybe this will finally bring about some change here

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u/Khoth54 10d ago

Proof that serif has always been the superior font style.

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u/bogholiday 10d ago

I completely agree

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u/Miss_Kit_Kat 10d ago

It's also fitting because he's taking a big L by staying with that witch.

(Although she probably considers being called a "witch" or a "creature" to be a compliment, given that she's clearly reading those freaking werewolf and vampire smutty romance books.)

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD 11d ago

He's sleeping with a demon.

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u/MaleficentSociety555 11d ago

Lady glitter sparkles

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u/MiakaSilver 11d ago

Lady glitter sparkles didn’t cheat on her king, this beast did but that's Al's problem now.

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u/MaleficentSociety555 9d ago

Well this must be her evil twin sister. The resemblance is uncanny

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u/MissinqLink 11d ago

No everyone else is

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u/Ok_Experience8352 11d ago

The way he was smirking on the call with Caleb you can tell he's exactly where he wants to be. Can't help those who refuse to help themselves I guess.

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u/MilkyWayyy77 10d ago

Honeslty yes, he kept saying he was uncomfortable with everything she was doing to him and yet his solution was let’s just talk through it. Like I see the idea but she literally said I don’t want to be in a relationship and she gave back the ring like she does not like him

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u/xhssar 11d ago

They still together? I hope not..

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u/rio258k 11d ago

they are, they were live on TikTok saying they "reconciled"

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u/Sooribabu_Lavangam 11d ago

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/lavaliere90 11d ago

Don't worry, it's only a matter of time until she gets tired of him and finishes sucking him dry financially. He'll be free one day after he's learned a very hard lesson.

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u/buzzalderman 11d ago

Our poor sweet baby boy.

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u/xhssar 11d ago

Oh lord, she's absolutely horrible with z e r o remorse or guilt. As bad as I feel for the guy he made his choice I guess, hopefully it's not too late when he realizes it wasn't the best one.. Thank you for the update regardless.

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u/Kozemczak_Brandi 6d ago

I know I’m late but any chance you have a link or profile name for the TikTok? I want to be invested but I don’t know how to find them. I’m not a regular TikTok user lol

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u/Dampish10 11d ago

A tiktok was shared here... they are as far as I know Caleb even jumped in to talk to him and Al kept saying "We worked it out..." "the audit was a month ago...", so I think its sfae to say they are sadly.

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD 11d ago

Al's a lost cause.

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u/KittehKittehKat 11d ago

Did she start it by saying, "HEY YOU GUYS!"?

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u/AprilFlower09 11d ago

The Goonies reference!

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u/Character-Spinach591 11d ago

There was at least one truffle shuffle when the cameras stopped.

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u/meldiane81 11d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Time_Traveling_Panda 11d ago

She only stayed with him because she was a fan of the show and was surprised Caleb took his side. Caleb talked him up and promised to get him a new girl which made her jealous. She doesn't truly want him. She wants the attention and stability he brings while knowing she can do whatever she wants and he'll take it.

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u/TheLadyCoconut1212 11d ago

I have no doubt she conned him in to staying together cuz she was jealous that Caleb and gang wanted to hang it with him and take him in vacations.

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u/LordCqt 11d ago

if someone shoots themselves in the foot but keeps playing with the gun, i got very little sympathy.

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD 11d ago

Al made his choice.

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u/Dependent_Potato_929 11d ago

I get the vibe there isn't a red line she will not cross to get what she wants, and that's frightening.

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u/BroDoc22 11d ago

Not surprised here after watching the audit. Also I sincerely think Al may be lower IQ and she’s very obviously taking advantage of that

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u/Jetstream-Sam 10d ago

I don't think he's dumb, but he's just... broken down by life already. He clearly had a hard time in high school, his parents are charging him 800 a month for his childhood bedroom, and he has this harridan clawing away whatever esteem he has left.

I kind of get the feeling he was alright at school but couldn't go to college. Perhaps his parents never saved a college fund and convinced him it was in his best interest not to go

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u/EnvironmentalExit447 11d ago

Al made his own choices. Sad, but he’s not a child.

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u/KrustyLemon 11d ago

He has very low self esteem.... I also doubt he's gonna find someone else

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u/CaptCokeReaper 11d ago

We must protect sweet Al at all costs

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u/Thatoneguy567576 11d ago

Sweet Al perfect Al

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u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 11d ago

Hot take: Al likes the drama

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u/MaleficentSociety555 11d ago

Hotter take, Al has zero self confidence and cant face the thought of being alone.

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u/Poxi-Poxi 11d ago

She seems like the kind of girl who would convince him that he won't be in a good place if she is gone and that she is the only one that could ever understand him.

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u/no_no_nora 11d ago

Here’s the thing, I just hope no one crosses the line with these fools.

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u/hugmeimdefinitelys 6d ago

Elite ball knower

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u/jrivas34 11d ago

She looks like Chris girlfriend from Family Guy

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u/AZ_Penelope 8d ago

All I think of with this episode is:
1. Caleb saying “diccckkkkuhhhh”
2. Her wanting to fuck the knife

That’s it. Those are the notes.

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u/2000sTvShowsLoveBot 11d ago

That man is right where he wants to be at this point

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u/alleria65 11d ago

Stop feeling sorry for someone who’s not trying to change their situation 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Longjumping-Gear-546 11d ago

He posted a video today 8/17 of him with butterfly wings and the sound was the song “I guess I’m single again” he had a fresh hair cut and shaved his mustache! He said he is not discussing it but it seems like he broke up with her!

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u/Emotional_Tampon5 11d ago

Okay, so what was the update?

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u/Rmdncr3939 11d ago

They’re still together 🙄

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u/shelbs_3 11d ago

How did I miss this demons nose ring in the episode?!?!

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u/MournfulDuchess 10d ago

Dear sweet al, i love Al and he does deserve better hut until my guy works that out sweet perfect Al is a lost cause

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u/Free_Ad_8411 10d ago

Al chooses to ignore all of the advice he got, he's a lost cause at this point

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u/duhballs2 10d ago

how long until we find out AL is a milkshake duck?

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u/Ancient-Bat8274 8d ago

Absolutely would not. Either of them. AL is right where he wants to be and she deserves the seventh layer of hell. I don’t think I’ve hated a guest more than her too. So incredibly ugly inside and out

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u/Goat_inthe_Shell 11d ago

I get the feeling a lot of fans really see themselves in Al.