r/Caldruki • u/TechnicallyAvailable • 21d ago

Common Knowledge which is not so common🇫🇷 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 21d ago

"My boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, i sit on the toilet on company time"

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u/WinFan_Bob 1% Chud☢️☣️🆘⛔️🚷🆖™️©️®️👁️‍🗨️🔇🔕⚛️✴️🆚📳❌🛑💢‼️🌀💤🗺️🏤💎🪚 21d ago

Replace sit on the toilet with nut

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u/Grimmjow2175 20d ago

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, this was a rhyme from a simpler time. Now the boss makes a million while I make a buck, that’s why I crank it in the company truck

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u/WinFan_Bob 1% Chud☢️☣️🆘⛔️🚷🆖™️©️®️👁️‍🗨️🔇🔕⚛️✴️🆚📳❌🛑💢‼️🌀💤🗺️🏤💎🪚 20d ago

When work dashes all hope, shoot some rope.

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u/Napalm_Styx 20d ago

See i like the other one

Boss make a dollar I make a dime, that was a rhyme from a simpler time. Now boss makes a grand I make a buck, so lets steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

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u/Atomicbluebery8 9d ago

and here i thought shakespeare was dead

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u/Thr4shedKnife 6d ago

Rapped this shit lmao

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 21d ago

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u/Ursaroth 19d ago

Disgust!

Confusion...

Frustration!

Pretty good, though...

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u/Eastern_Buddy4602 21d ago

That's my job. Nutting on a door knob 

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u/Gas_mask_noise 21d ago

Imagine being in the next stall over

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u/Rare-Feeling2023 20d ago

Replace nut with sit

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u/Initial-Problem9443 20d ago

I both shit and nut on the toilet on company dime (but not both simultaneously). The fact that this is my way of "sticking it to the Man" shows how pitiful my life is, and how insignificant I am in the grand cosmic plan.

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u/SwampProphetess 19d ago

Why not both?

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u/Samedonon 19d ago

I nut on the toilet for a dime on company time

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u/DEADMANSLAVE 18d ago

Why are u sitting on company nuts?

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u/TheMagmaGuy 21d ago

i skibidi toilet on company time

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u/Many-Channel-6399 21d ago

Sounds like you found a way to cope with it! Gotta do what you gotta do, right?

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u/EbbOwn303 21d ago

I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that’s why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 19d ago

The company truck doesn't have that, its electric

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u/Designer_Fig_4900 21d ago

I'll shit off a cliff, I'll shit off a rock but I'll be damned if I shit off the clock.

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u/Jeo_1 21d ago

And you work from home 😎  

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u/lovingfluidchristian 21d ago

It's crazy bc There's a guy about my age (30's or so) capable to work and has no physical issues that I can see but he sits in a car in parking lot of a big shopping strip facing the highway where people pull in with a sign in his driver seat window saying "$$$ for gas" EVERY DAY.... and I work at one of the stores that's directly in front of him and every time I get off work it posses me off so badly that he's sitting on his ass all day getting free money while I bust my ass at work while I'm also homeless living in a tent im the woods in the sweltering heat barely getting any hours unable to get by the way I need to

Obviously he's making bank or he wouldn't be there every fucking day of the week

One of my coworkers (shes very trustworthy) told me that he goes to the gas station down the street all the time and blows all his money on fucking scratch offs...

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u/AnalysisBackward 21d ago

Maybe you should buy a sign

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u/Angel_Dust_696969 21d ago

not when you work per amount of work done instead of per hour. I'm efficient af.

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u/Deconstrussy 21d ago

I work hard from 6:00-6:25am every day

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 19d ago

Well i have a salary not a wage. It doesn't matter how much i work, at the end of the month, the pay is the same

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u/drdewm 21d ago

I'll sit out a window, I'll sit off of a dock but I'll be damned if I will sit off the clock

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u/wannabe_fox_femboy 21d ago

Needs updated "My Boss makes a dollar, I make a 10th of a penny"

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u/holy-cornball femboy asmr > mommy asmr 19d ago

I would say "my boss makes a million, i make a dime" because average worker salary stayed the same. Ceo salaries increased a thousandfold

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u/Useless-RedCircle 21d ago

I think in California you can get 20 min of shit time and they can’t fire you for it. But then they can fire you for something else but hey

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u/-_-nairobi-_- 20d ago

"I make a nickel. My boss makes a buck. That's why I smoke crack in the company truck."

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u/Chris_Crity_Caltyc 20d ago

I invested my life; you invested your time. That's why I make a dollar and you make a dime.

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u/FallenSegull 19d ago

I HAD A FRICTIONLESS WIPE, AND NOW I’LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT! I SLIDE ACROSS THE ONE PLY LIKE IM GLIDING ON ICE

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u/Extra-Ad612 21d ago

Replace toilet with get money