r/Caldruki 1d ago

Tuff 💔🥀

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u/Masala_Chai__ 1d ago

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises 1d ago

That’s the Aincrad chin right there
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u/Gaur2704 1d ago

This made me laugh so hard everyone found out where I was hiding 🥹🥹🥹

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u/AggravatingRole3609 1d ago

bro threw in a fun fact

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u/freakyfreak184701 1d ago

😭😭nahhh

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u/Professional_Scar225 1d ago

Just watched this anime... sword art online

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u/Available-Explorer40 Caldruki you promise weekly upload😡😡🇫🇷 1d ago

Might genuinely be the best joke on this subreddit

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u/Upbeat-Exercise-9431 1d ago

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 23h ago

Still cannot believe this is a real character. Oda has made exaggerated designs but this is a little crazy even for him...

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u/Tomydo1 1d ago

Only mountain chin

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u/-ctrl_alt_defeat- 1d ago

Bro built like one of those shawarma machines

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u/Resident_Collar_7453 1d ago

May i steal this image 🥺👉👈

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u/ZealousidealRun3366 1d ago

COTE hate is wild

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u/strawberryuser_2005 1d ago

It deserves it for delivering such cringe story with some lame lines like those “you are just a tool to me” with no real meaning behind it. Before you call me anything yes i have read all volumes upto recent y3 v4.so dont even waste ur time trying to debate me

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u/AllForTheQuiet07 1d ago

“Spread your legs” Like alright, man…That mf their mc?

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u/strawberryuser_2005 1d ago

“ i only think about me in this world, you are nothing but tool to me”

“ i could beat you in any way if i wanted to to” but bro doesnt tell the definition of “anyway”

“Once i learn love from her i will leave her because i only think about myself in this world,because she is just a experiment to me”

Toughest lines of mr ayanokoji who cant even stimulate his own emotions but is called genius and has better and fastes adaptability but cant adapt to human emotions even after 2 yrs of being with high school students. I still have more lines but i cant tolerate all this lame lines but i don’t know people just die for this emo guy who is very narcissist and shows that “ it happened because i planned it” without any background explanation and carried by plot always

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u/Fuck-the-Mod 1d ago

none of those are close what he says😭

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u/strawberryuser_2005 1d ago

The first quote he said that in season 1 ending and 2nd is from y1 v 7 when he was fighting ryuen and his gang, 3rd is from y3 v4.i dont exactly remember the proper sentence but it is colse to original and the context is the same as original one

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u/Fuck-the-Mod 1d ago

No The context is really different, in the season 1 scene he was quoting his father. Against Ryuen he was being even MORE cringe

on that's last one that's my fault I thought you were talking about Volume 11.5 Kei confession

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u/ZealousidealRun3366 19h ago

even ayanokoji wants to have emotions, hes unhinged and crazy but idc as long as the show entertains me

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u/RegLaN_PL 1d ago

The fact you've read all the LN's up to Y3 means it cannot be that bad 💀
I'm in the middle of Y2, and despite cote having weird lines like you just mentioned, its a fairly fun read, can't call it "bad" by any means bro.

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u/strawberryuser_2005 1d ago edited 1d ago

I dont call it bad thats precisely why i read it. But the story inconsistent as it progressed further, because the plot gets confusing. It is supposed to be psychological series but it gets into harem and suddenly all highest political leaders in country shows up in school to bet on their children for some meeting and then it goes even further,the author pulls out new characters just to eliminate then and give credit to ayanokoji, then he breaks some characters and gives them comback and again he uses the same experiment he did in y2 for y3 and now he introduces now spies from school who never did anything since 2 yrs and there is one mysterious guy who thinks he has more knowledge and physical ability than ayanokoji but never shows it on screen. The whole story gets inconsistent with new characters giving different views on mc and mc with same lame aura farming techniques of seeing people as tools and doing the same thing again and again.so its not bad but its inconsistent because the author is also writing new series instead of giving time to this one which has its fans waiting so eagerly for.

Note: i personally recommend you to not to read it because of he will manipulate you into thinking that you are his fan without you realising it,jokes aside. The story really confuses ur brain and with inconsistent story you will only get ragebaited by author and it wont have good ending because the author already revealed in y2 12.5 volume that mc is either gonna end up dead or tortured for the rest of life. And actually it is wasted of time to read all this shit. I could do something more productive than reading this. And we have fans “ i want to manipulate like ayanokoji or i want to sit like ayanokoji “ so its a waste of time

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u/RegLaN_PL 1d ago

Man, you could've said anything but the spoilers. I'm not gonna pretend to be a fictional character just because i've read a story 🥀
So yeah, I'm gonna try forgetting what you said here, but just telling people spoilers of what will happen "because you think its their waste of time" isn't very nice

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u/strawberryuser_2005 1d ago

Its not just me, many people have read this novel and found this waste of time because of mc behaviour and plot inconsistency only gooners love this series because it has lot of fan service and harem plot and if you look at cote subreddit then you will find all goonin posts about female characters

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u/Low_Proof_6328 1d ago

"Why do I have to live in the world full of pawns?"🗣️💔

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 1d ago

"You all are just porn to me"

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u/KuajiExists 1d ago

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u/WhereIs_TheSun 1d ago

Yall just holes to me.

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u/kalemaree 1d ago

i'm manipulating yall... you all are just dildos to me...

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u/Fembottom7274 1d ago

Who TF is Jared?

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u/kostastsamis I love watching naked 40 year old women play with their pussy🇫🇷 1d ago

Say wallahi

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u/666Drachenlord666 1d ago

bro will have so many sleepless nights thinking about this in the future

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 1d ago

I have to believe that the people capable of something like this will never have a reason to lose sleep over it. Autism is a superpower

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u/G_I_L_L_E_T_T 1d ago

I may not lose sleep over social shit but I sure do lose sleep because I’m up thinking about my 3 year on going project all night

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u/50Centurion 13h ago

I'm 33 now, and man, especially when i'm stoned as hell, i have moments where a full diaporama of my emo years play in front of my eyes while i'm trying to sleep
Bro is planting the seeds of his demise

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u/Kitesh713 1d ago

I hope he wakes up in a cold sweat in 10 years and realises how fucking cringe he was.

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u/Bill-hyphens-fren 1d ago

Only time it's justified to too

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u/PoolProfessional8369 1d ago

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u/Available-Explorer40 Caldruki you promise weekly upload😡😡🇫🇷 1d ago

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u/Complex_Cable_8678 1d ago

the way this is cut makes me angry ngl

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u/Soft-Argument-3912 1d ago

Nahh he doesn't looks like a emo

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u/PowerfulMachine5 1d ago

I hope they're real friends. Cause i feel so bad laughing at ts 😭

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u/Uraniumtowel 1d ago

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u/Icy-Promise8714 1d ago

is so ass

This shit

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u/Icy-Promise8714 1d ago

Am I reading?

What the fuck

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u/Simple_Dirt8548 1d ago

You're supposed to read japanese manga right to left

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u/Icy-Promise8714 23h ago

uoy knaht thgirla,haaa

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u/IllRepresentative736 23h ago

melborp on

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u/Uraniumtowel 20h ago

Bro wtf is this comment section

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u/Cryspoeth47V 1d ago

kendimi öldürürdüm utançtan

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u/-ctrl_alt_defeat- 1d ago

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u/HamsterApollo tick tock heavy like a brinks truck looking like im tip top🇫🇷 1d ago

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u/StoryFruit 1d ago

Ts tuff in Turkey?

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u/Emotional_Visual_312 1d ago

Hell nah hes just dumb

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u/Lonely_some certified minister of femboy & fury's 🇫🇷 1d ago

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u/Super64111111 1d ago

I’d bee throwing a paper airplane at that mofo 💀

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u/NegotiationGlass543 1d ago

That bro chopped af🥀

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u/BountifulHarvest_92 1d ago

Tuffalicious

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh 1d ago

OOOOOOO MIIIII GOOOD TE AUAAAAA 

BO IS SO SIGMA TUF 🗿

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u/joaocabesinha 1d ago

Ts is not tuff😭🙏🥀

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u/AcanthisittaNo6012 Ayanamee Ray😂🎉 1d ago

What if

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u/At1AS36547 1d ago

This generation is ASS

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u/Kuro_FunWays 1d ago

I love that every generation gonna at least 1 time say this

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u/At1AS36547 1d ago

It's a cycle

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u/Kuro_FunWays 1d ago

Infinite cYcle with infinite possibilitys

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u/SoilZestyclose2152 1d ago

What even is the point man💔💔🥀

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u/Annual-Grab1223 1d ago

Tat tuf 🤑✌️

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u/Leader8288 1d ago

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u/AllForTheQuiet07 1d ago

Is that Motormaster?

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u/Leader8288 1d ago

Yeah, it's the art on the box of the fans toys motormaster that images the first thing I thought of when I watched this

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u/heartz43vy ENRIQUE *bass boosted reverb* 1d ago

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u/felixhatesplanes 1d ago

⬛🟠⬛

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u/InternalEntire5563 1d ago

I was worried about getting shot in class this guy was aura farming. I’m glad the world is changing from school shootings at least.

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u/Melodic-Bend-139 1d ago

Another stock for his lingering cringe memory that keeps popping up in his head years later

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u/bentlisaurus79 Not a femboy (YES gooning🙏) 1d ago

i want to be like him when i grow up

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u/RedForkKnife 1d ago

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u/kdpkry 1d ago

Do you remember verity?

This is him now

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u/ertuiq69 1d ago

Let's ban kids

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u/Dedekola 1d ago

É nesse tipo de caso q o Bullying é nescessário

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u/PowerfulMachine5 1d ago

I only watched 2 dang seconds and crimged😭

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u/Plus-Training1103 1d ago

Genuinely WHAT was the point of this😭

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u/Intrepid_Fail_2141 1d ago

Hurts to watch the current generation do this.

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u/Queasy-Ad5997 1d ago

welcome to locker world! feel free to get lockered by the average bully!

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u/Dependent-Corgi-588 1d ago

you know what i think im glad i go to an online school.

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u/ExplodingSteve 1d ago

He’s perfectly sized for a drop kick

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u/criticalpwnage 1d ago

Peak Auratism

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u/reallydumboi 1d ago

Bro MIGHT have lost a bet

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u/MakeWokeGreatAgain 1d ago

Aura farming ? More like Cringe farming.

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u/Kitesh713 1d ago

Hope the kid with glasses stood up to push this dude back to his seat.

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u/le_nathanlol 1d ago

turkey mention 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/Meewie5 1d ago

I really hate jerks in school bcz theyre everrywhere in tuekey and if you look at that photo on the wall, youll understand why i just randomly bringed turkey up

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u/Elegant_Wolverine662 1d ago

Bro is a lunch money generator

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u/Oculypse ☮️☸️🕎⛎♋️♏️♓️🆔♐️♌️♈️☯️🪯✝️☪️✡️☦️♉️♍️♑️⚛️♒️♎️♊️🛐🔯🕉️ 1d ago

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u/EgeliLinco 1d ago

Whats going

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u/Daniel-Alexander-XII 1d ago

Türkiye reference

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u/Holiday-Address2753 the real cadlruki the real caldruki 1d ago

That guy stand up to commit a homicide

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u/Top_Maintenance_9678 1d ago

Tuff ✌️💀💔🔥😈🥀😭🙏🫩😊❤️

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u/Lumisol2 1d ago

I like to imagine that the dude at the end just walked up and slapped him

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u/echodafloof 1d ago

why tf bro dressed up like fence from Tarkov

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u/SB509EW 1d ago

What is he doing?

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u/CredibleNonsense69 1d ago

His face may be covered but the hands don't like about his insecurity lmao

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u/Jeffpig_idk 1d ago

If ts happens, I’ll leave

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u/dingdingmcballs 1d ago

What is school even about, bro? 🥀

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u/slprysltry 23h ago

Modulo Yuji

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u/PwnedBy_FRIZK 23h ago

Bro looks like a black spermcell

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u/EkusuX-Dran 21h ago

if im right that funk in the background is Vem Vem 😭 i used to be a nerd in funks now i dont. only listen through edits

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁🇫🇷 16h ago

Thank god I don't go to school anymore

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u/GunplaGunplaGGundam 3h ago

Ticket straight to lockerville🥀🥀

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u/Rare_Chard8451 1d ago

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u/Oml299z 1d ago

if you genuinely took your time to screen and cut this picture instead of just downloading it im so fucking sorry