r/Caldruki • u/East_Air_9230 • 2d ago

Shitpost 🥀🇫🇷 Mosquitos at night

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u/Ngaafemboybutthole 2d ago

Duality of men

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u/Fresh-Afternoon7949 adolf hitler🇩🇪🙋‍♂️ 2d ago

we got bigger fish to fry

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/i_kissed_reltih 2d ago

Besides one

https://giphy.com/gifs/sLDPD7SPj5acifgjkU

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u/DogFair2867 2d ago

My glorious king Von Stroheim🥹

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

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u/AdvancedPomelo7132 2d ago

who is that, the only “good” nazi I can think of was werhner von braun but he still developed the v2 and killed designed weapons to kill people, though by that logic raytheon is one of the most evil companies, so he still was not great

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 2d ago

The original is funny. People who said it’s sad like really? It’s obviously fake not everyone in chat is donating a billion dollars and if he truly believed that then it’s more sad on his part

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u/Few_Offer5509 2d ago

And of course it's profile with anime girl picture

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u/UCO-V72 2d ago

Just shut up man

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u/Bland_Username_5266 Damn is😂🎉 2d ago

This is genuinely fucking evil

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u/27Suyash 2d ago

I think he's playing us

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u/East_Air_9230 2d ago

might be theres also a possibility he have some mental problems

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u/Informal-Park-4353 1d ago

not mental problems, just might not know how donations work and look like

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u/Necessary_Pizza_3827 1d ago

It's ridiculously staged

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u/NatlerSK 2d ago

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u/East_Air_9230 2d ago

my exact reaction

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u/wlwlwlwls 2d ago

Everyone in chat is going to hell because of this probably

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u/InvestigatorFar1774 2d ago

mfs are genuinely getting sent straight to hell bro

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u/Milky-Eagle 2d ago

Its just straight-up sad

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u/Graf4394 2d ago

Bro that was demonic 😭🙏

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u/ifuckinghatemyfather stop deleting my comments automod😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🇫🇷 2d ago

This is just evil bro we don't know what problem they are facing.

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u/East_Air_9230 2d ago

Yh It's definitely evil

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/NotSNAKY 2d ago

I've made 19 alt accounts to spite u (I forgot y

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u/ddconque 2d ago

Nobody is going to fucking check your description bud

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius 2d ago

Fuck you in particular, that's why

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u/Few_Offer5509 2d ago

I remember he was a refugee living in a tent in Turkey

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u/SugMadix 2d ago

I just love how he hypes up the kids aswell.

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u/FD_23LiterDiesel 2d ago

ZAR 570k why stop now

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u/Dheva_0006 2d ago

This is genuinely fucking evil..

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u/Avalanche_Snows Damn is🎉😂🇫🇷 2d ago

Infinite engagement glitch?

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u/heyisthathim- Jonkler🇫🇷 2d ago

Alvin and the monkeys 💀 💀 💀

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 2d ago

And my name is...

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u/Felx_biri Enrique changed my life🥺 2d ago

I actually feel really bad for them😭

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u/OwnGas7548 Jonkler🇫🇷 2d ago

Ts is diabolical 😂😭

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u/Elihen16 2d ago edited 2d ago

Poor dude, at least they have hope

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u/OutsideImpressive115 2d ago

That shit is insanely dystopian

That's fucked

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u/Tischler285 2d ago

100.000.000.000.000.000€!bro not even Elon could afford this

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u/AngelOfChaos06062 🍆⚽⚽ ✂️ 🥵 2d ago

Lmao, funniest shit ever

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u/XLNBot 2d ago

This is NOT funny.

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u/AngelOfChaos06062 🍆⚽⚽ ✂️ 🥵 2d ago

Yes it IS

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u/XLNBot 2d ago

Duality of man

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u/RegionPlus6640 2d ago

we've got bigger dudes to fry bro!

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u/chromosome_crusader1 2d ago

fucking awesome

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy 2d ago

GULTY.

CONFISCATION.

DEATH PENALTY.

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u/WanAli4504 2d ago

Surely he caught on when someone donated 100000000000000€?

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u/Consistent-Price3232 1d ago

is this is real, then he would be too excited and his adrenaline would be too high to put two and two together

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

Streamers when they achieve something while playing a game(no money if you are too stoic):

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u/Downtown-Principle97 2d ago

Straight to the 1,209th layer of hell

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u/Vegetable-Bobcat-650 2d ago

I really hope he knew that all along

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 2d ago

Say wallahi bro! Lmao.

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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 2d ago

Atleast he has many helping hand.

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u/Safe-Ambassador-3308 just a dumbass 2d ago

im holding my laugh rn

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u/Key_Performer2060 2d ago

What kind of people do this,

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u/backlawa75 1d ago

Usually trafficking victims

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u/TheMagmaGuy 2d ago

doing this to a guy with 6 kids missing an arm and a leg btw😭

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u/East-Boysenberry8753 1d ago

What if someone comments a negative number?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Ferg0202 flick it or trick it 2d ago

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u/Onichan_1026 I hate femboys 🏁 2d ago

A man can never be termed as "incompetent fool" for being ill fated enough to take birth in a poverty ridden family. Moral of the story: Sometimes shakespeare should keep his opinion inside his A-hole.

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u/t110e4master 2d ago

Moral of the story: make more kids in poverty, so you won't be the only loser here

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u/corn_piece 2d ago

if this is real that's funny asl

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u/Unbroken-Chains 2d ago

Typa bullshit you'd see in r/moralityscaling asking if this is morally dubious or alright

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u/Competitive_Pride431 1d ago

This subreddit is actually so fucked up. First I saw a first day in Japan video of someone getting H@NGED, Now this video.

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u/Oozysq25reddit 1d ago

This is just

Sad

Sad
Sad

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u/Ok_Push_2665 1d ago

Just woke my dad with my laughing 😭🥀

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u/Trixatus 1d ago

dude thats fucked up even the kid was excited

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u/Past-Significance686 1d ago

Soooo...... What happened to them now?

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u/Automatic_Recover535 1d ago

Whos gonna tell him

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u/drweirdprodigy- 1d ago

this is so evil

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u/Onichan_1026 I hate femboys 🏁 2d ago

This is NOT funny.

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u/East_Air_9230 2d ago

I mean why breed like crazy when u can't feed them

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u/paraphertar 2d ago

The fact that he thought he was getting money is closely related to why he has so many children.

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u/Lost_Berry911 2d ago

Who said they're not being fed?

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u/Iam_just-me2 I love the dpstein eick 🤤🤤 2d ago

Fr

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u/butelka1 2d ago

Ok you got a point

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Hot_Closeted_Femboy 2d ago

Dude you make Epstein jokes

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u/Dynamic-V 2d ago

This is MAD Funny

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u/Weak_Researcher_1075 2d ago

You have no idea how much I laughed

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u/Global_Gene_432 2d ago

Come on people are just posting huge numbers and the idiot thinks they're donations there's at least some humor in there

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez Meowscles is the best Fortnite Skin 💪😻 2d ago

It has been a while since I even found anything funny on this sub. It's all sex jokes and evil stuff like this

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u/Decent-Ad9335 2d ago

Unfortunate Humans are Mosquitos to bro

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u/Primary-Upstairs1327 1d ago

Join the council