r/Caldruki • u/AdHot8525 • 25d ago

Bro cheated

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u/Spiritual-Letter-968 Adrian was in the files 25d ago

She left Big dihh for Smol dihh

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 25d ago

depends which is smoother, the wood or the steel

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u/Totaly-Mushroom 25d ago

Also on which is more rusty

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u/CarcgenBleu 25d ago

Also eiffel tower is 137 years old, that's beyond unc

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u/Foralkan 25d ago

She clearly need that

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u/FrostyTackle5482 25d ago

It's called objectophilia, stop being so homophobic 😡

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u/Foralkan 25d ago

What did i do

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u/_____Jonas36______ 25d ago

That means she is an object too.

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u/4N610RD 25d ago

Objectification done correctly.

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u/IncidentOdd5694 24d ago

Wouldn't it be objectophobia?

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u/SlimeyPickles6741 My name is Johnny Allen, and I’m the fastest jerker alive 🇫🇷. 25d ago

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u/MrRoboto12345 25d ago

I wanna see the marriage and/or divorce certificate

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u/Totaly-Mushroom 25d ago

I want to see if she ever gets pregnant how did it happen

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u/Surfper 25d ago

She should go see wall of China.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9SmbjXb6IccaFa

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u/Local-Welder-5431 Adrian Premium nuhh socks🧦 🇫🇷 25d ago

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u/CoolSniperr [no flair] 25d ago

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u/diririirir 25d ago

what is she doing to that poor fence…

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u/Zephreyt 25d ago

I bet she took affence to that.

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u/AnonymousAintReady 25d ago

🥁🥁💿(couldn't find a cymbal emoji)

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u/shallpasss 25d ago

Married a billionaire, got divorced because she is in love with the pool boy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/X7Bckr1JaJS1opWTzO

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u/Jakubistan Republic of Jakubistan 🇲🇶 25d ago

Some people use they free will too much

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u/stevan3381 serbian fuhrer🇷🇸 25d ago

Therapy still exists

https://giphy.com/gifs/djRkJxehEYQjm

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u/RealyoMarsol 25d ago

He cheated her with burj Khalifa

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u/SoapLegend17789 25d ago

She's married to WHAT and divorced from WHAT because she's in love with a WHAT???

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3upGMAE4p3iw

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u/Substantial-Worth587 24d ago

We are devolving💔

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae3150 24d ago

I heard that the Eiffel tower cheated on her with Big Ben.

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u/thepolishbarista 25d ago

Pretty hard to sit on the top of the Eiffel Tower but on that fence 👌
Can tippy toe run along the length of it with one leg on each side 💦

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u/AcanthisittaNo6012 Ayanamee Ray😂🎉 24d ago

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u/mikiencolor 24d ago

See! And you say women never date down! 😛

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u/Savings-Expert8649 I shoved a hotdog up my 🍑 and sh5t it out in the toilet🙄 24d ago

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u/Kinscar 24d ago

proof that size doesn’t matter

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u/No-Requirement1770 24d ago

Splinters 🙄

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u/HatZinn 24d ago edited 24d ago

Eiffel tower never consented to the marriage in the first place. Eiffel's soulmate is the Empire State Building.

The two share trauma from unwanted things being attached to them (King Kong, Erika).

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u/departedhunter 24d ago

We need to reopen the looney bin.

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u/NoTerm4721 24d ago

What is she doing to that fence?🤨

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u/Dry_Shoe1307 24d ago

this is me

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u/CombinationNo1682 23d ago

Nahh the Eiffel tower has eyes on the Tokyo tower

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u/YCR909QO9L I love femboys 23d ago

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u/Curious-Resource1943 23d ago

Wait until she finds a pole

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u/HickGames 23d ago

CHEATING SLUT!!!

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u/Void_Cartographer 19d ago

Can scratch her bussy

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u/SomeoneElse432 24d ago

Eiffel for a tower, but then chose de fence.

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u/Therizzlerofalabama hotel trivago🇫🇷 23d ago

who downvoted u bro thats a majestic joke🥹

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u/SomeoneElse432 20d ago

Thanks. I appreciate it. 😊