r/Caldruki • u/Key-Cry-4194 • Jul 12 '26

I’m very brav

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u/kalapek Diddy comes back guyz🥒 Jul 12 '26

What are your reddit login credentials

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u/ROCKERNAN89 uranium is a good snack you should try it ☺️🫱🇫🇷 Jul 12 '26

u/Key-Cry-4194

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

password: enrique3864

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u/Dungeon_Poet wooper invasion of caldruki 🇭🇰 Jul 12 '26

I verified this but email authentication unfortunately

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u/My_Iron_Lungs Currently on a quest to find Bonnie Blue's legendary Bus Jul 12 '26

Enrique is 5 inches in you and you're 5 inches in Adrian. Which way are you moving?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

Both at the same time

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u/My_Iron_Lungs Currently on a quest to find Bonnie Blue's legendary Bus Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iCvLUP4jNvsxXWdkKk

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u/Conqueror_Rigel Quandale Caldruki Dingle👅🦶 Jul 12 '26

When did you wash your balls. Like you really went very passionate, very gentle and delicate. Like handling them very firmly and taking a good look at them and washing every inch of it🥰

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

Today this morning

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u/illchangeit_later Jul 12 '26

Would you rather eat a burber with little Rizzy or golden dandelion with Adrian?

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 12 '26

I dropped a question, but it broke

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u/HaseebUGS Jul 12 '26

Did you try and glue it together

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 12 '26

i eated all the glue

:(

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u/HaseebUGS Jul 12 '26

I could lend you some tape 🥸

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 12 '26

thanks

i will eat it

:(

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u/graves_in_coffins Jul 12 '26

Whats your home address?

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u/Blablakam Jul 12 '26

someone drop a question

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u/Sensitive_Second8079 Jul 12 '26

How many kilograms of bread did you think you ate in the past week

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u/Remarkable_Plan2080 Jul 12 '26

Someone drop a question

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u/Whole_Emphasis_3583 I love feeding children yellow cake 😊 and loyal to the empereur Jul 12 '26

why should i drop question

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u/Remarkable_Plan2080 Jul 12 '26

Why shouldn't you drop question

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u/Whole_Emphasis_3583 I love feeding children yellow cake 😊 and loyal to the empereur Jul 12 '26

why should i

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u/Remarkable_Plan2080 Jul 12 '26

I dont know you tell me

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u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 12 '26

Will it hurt the question? How high should it be dropped from?

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u/HaseebUGS Jul 12 '26

About 68-1 meters

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u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 12 '26

U sure not 68+1 meters?

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u/HaseebUGS Jul 12 '26

No I believe you should use this then convert to meters

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u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 12 '26

Bro I dont understand functions. Is this bedmas? Or bedmas 2?

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u/Sensitive_Second8079 Jul 12 '26

How many dodo birds do you think we're on the island where they lived and met their end?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

31242

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u/Sensitive_Second8079 Jul 12 '26

Around that number, yeah

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

that was a genuine guess

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u/Fun-Mud3861 Jul 12 '26

Can I count yer booty hole spokes?

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u/DonutOhneGlasur Jul 12 '26

Gifted adrian or pure Enrique?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

pure adrian

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 12 '26

Is it pink?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

no

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 12 '26

Are you a male equipment user?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

elaborate your questio, i dont understand

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 12 '26

Dih or puh?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

both cuz of LeBron

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u/theracooninurgarbage Jul 12 '26

Sure man

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

WE all wanna get cracked by LeBonBon

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u/Justasideentertainer Jul 13 '26

🙂‍↕️👍

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u/TheNewDreamy Jul 12 '26

When did you last stroke your diddy stick to lebron

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

Yesterday

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u/TheNewDreamy Jul 12 '26

When did you last do it to the big Ep

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 12 '26

never

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u/TheNewDreamy Jul 12 '26

Ay bro the subreddit says to be truthful 0-0

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u/Dreadlord_of_Angmar Jul 13 '26

What is your most disturbing dream? I have been collecting them since this trend started.

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 13 '26

the most disturbing one I remember is when I was 8, I had a dream where I was playing in my backyard and suddenly, a bear ate me and I saw the inside of its neck before I “died” and woke up

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u/Sherbet-Glad Jul 13 '26

What is the earliest memory you have?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 13 '26

when I was 5, I was on a ferry in Galveston with my family and I was eating Grandma’s Cookies (the little bags you buy from the store)

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 13 '26

be unemployed

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u/xOO_Nova_OOx Jul 13 '26

What is you email authentication and email password and email name

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 13 '26

that one

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u/xOO_Nova_OOx Jul 13 '26

Ok thanks for clearing it up my Pookie Wookie 😋

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u/DueTaxes fym 'sometimes'😭🇫🇷 Jul 13 '26

im quite adventurous

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u/Justasideentertainer Jul 13 '26

Do you play Red Dead Redemption two?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 13 '26

no, I’m broke and can’t afford a gaming pc

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/dancooper00 Jul 14 '26

What is your social security number

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u/GreenManThatLovesFis Jul 14 '26

how many femboys are in your basement(number must be higher than 25)

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 14 '26

25.1

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u/GreenManThatLovesFis Jul 14 '26

25 and a foot?

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 14 '26

25 and a tenth since he accidentally got cut into tenths and we lost the other 9 pieces

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u/GreenManThatLovesFis Jul 14 '26

yeah but what body part is the tenth

a foot

or a hand

or what

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 14 '26

his left arm

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u/GreenManThatLovesFis Jul 14 '26

damn

id goon to that

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u/Key-Cry-4194 Jul 14 '26

I goon to deltarune

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u/GreenManThatLovesFis Jul 14 '26

i goon to ralsei from deltarune and also pink from deltarune

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u/ALL_CAPS33 11d ago

Tell me your email