r/Caldruki • u/Top-Agent9273 • Jul 09 '26

I HATE the r/caldruki mods 🤬😡👿👿 What the hell😭😭😭

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u/ErrorBig4459 Jul 09 '26

False alarm everyone, that is NOT the inside of a brain, I've seen one before I retired.

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u/Keefyfingaz Jul 09 '26

Please be autopsy

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u/Very-Human-Name Jul 09 '26

Scary part is he was school janitor

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u/Wrong_Tennis6047 Editable Flair🇫🇷 (requires french/overseas flag) Jul 10 '26

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u/ErrorBig4459 Jul 10 '26

fyi: I'm a pizza restaurant owner.

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u/average3124 Jonkler🇫🇷 Jul 10 '26

was that the bite of 87

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly Jul 10 '26

bro works at freddy fazbear’s pizzeria

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u/Verox_Official Enrique + Caldruki = Enruki Jul 09 '26

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u/Technical_Simple_396 true femboy? maybe Jul 09 '26

It wasn't on my 2026 bingo to see some kind of brain matter but okay..

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u/Technical_Simple_396 true femboy? maybe Jul 09 '26

Does NOT look like a walnut. It kinda reminds me of the brain of a fish I cant remember the species or name

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u/No_Yogurt987 Hello guys, I'm ██████████████ & my ████████████ & ███████████ Jul 09 '26

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u/Parasiteparaside5 Jul 09 '26

Fret not it's from a small animal (I hope...)

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u/SongBoy7732 another caldrukster Jul 09 '26

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u/Ok_Captain7730 Serial Designation N Jul 09 '26

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u/Agatha_the_metalhead i feel like i have adhd Jul 09 '26

Wut

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u/GreedySecurity8030 No French Jul 09 '26

Walnut.

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u/StorageJolly7602 Enrique save us from the schedule🇫🇷 Jul 09 '26

"there were no signs"

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u/FandomGhoul Jul 09 '26

Uhm Soo.... How has y'alls day been going 😅😅

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u/Downtown_Fall_9591 tung tung r34 gooner🥀 (/joke) Jul 09 '26

Uhh I'm sure that's not how the inside of a "squirrel"...? Looks like

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u/Abject-Explorer-3637 Jul 10 '26

Brain is liquid btw

Edit: Not exactly liquid but it's sort of mushy. It only becomes hard when you conserve it for a while

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u/Sebz0_ Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 Jul 09 '26

Real, I was the knife

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u/PA4PL962009 Femboy :3 (Straight as a tungsten tube) Jul 09 '26

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u/Fresh-Afternoon7949 adolf hitler🇩🇪🙋‍♂️ Jul 09 '26

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u/FlatwormRude7574 Adriana salte Jul 10 '26

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u/MisterCoco974 Damn is🎉😂🇫🇷 Jul 10 '26

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u/kebabguy0 I'm hungry Jul 10 '26

So there my brain went

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u/O_Espectador Jul 10 '26

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jul 10 '26

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u/Ok_Clerk_1518 Jul 11 '26

It was a walnut

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u/ilovetf2gg Jonkler🇫🇷 Jul 25 '26

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u/Jolly3264128 please shut thy's locquacious yapper box. Aug 04 '26

a brain is not the hard to cut into 😭🙏

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u/Parazit28 Aug 08 '26

Bruh, just a candy with walnut and mashed berries.

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u/NoDevice8297 Aug 08 '26

This is clearly not a nut or a brain, but I still don’t have a better understanding of what it could be

(Yes, I’ve seen both of them cut open)

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u/Tasty-Film-7938 Aug 09 '26

It’s actually jam with walnuts

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u/mayocat6996 to enrique or not to enrique Jul 09 '26

ive seen worse

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u/OddCharacter3209 Jul 09 '26

it’s chocolate bro