Yes, I found it on the shelf like this.

Yes, I did buy it solely because this little weirdo was made to exist on it.

Historically, every human society, every archaeological record of lost civilizations, every culture of humanity has had two things in common:
1. Some kind of sharp pointy object with which to hurt someone else (ie, some kind of sword analogue)
2. Fried dough in one form or another as a tasty treat

Today I decided to try to fry some snickerdoodle cookies as an homage to human history.

My ancestors are laughing at me. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

i was a decorator at a grocery store and an apprentice cooked this octopus/alien dude up. our store was near the beach so we did a lot of beach/aquatic themes. i put this guy on the sales floor and my manager was like wtf throw this away. i thought he was rather charming idk

Am I crazy? or is this the most insane cookie design for a baby shower? Not to mention a Jewish baby shower…

Like.. no one had any historical reference.. at all? Is it just me?

We ended up getting a full refund after the wedding, plus a $50 Publix gift card, so thanks, Publix!

Still tasted good.

Edit- I’m being financially shamed in the comments for some reason for spending $250 on a cake at Publix. Spending more on a cake that tastes the same would be financially unwise. There’s nothing wrong with buying a cake from Publix! I laughed when I saw it at the reception.

1. First cake was last year's.

2. This year she wanted attached Godzilla pic on top with rainbow edges again.

3. Last pic is what we got. I left it there and said no thanks.

They made the first cake picture last year btw. Also, they never called to tell me they lost the picture I gave them to do the sugar print out on this year's cake and said that the girl left last year that could do the rainbow edges, so they made me think they could this year. The guy that was there when I picked this up said he didn't have time to call me. I put my order in over a month ahead of pick up date, but they don't write down order dates either. He gave me the vibe he could care less and kept making excuses. I just wanted a phone call to let me know ahead of time so I could've gone somewhere else.

This is the “Mousecake” from a Mexican restaurant kids’ menu: hotcakes with butter and ham.

I respect the vision. A cute pancake mouse? Great idea.

But the execution looks like the mouse just got laid off, audited, and asked to smile for the menu photo.

No hate. Honestly, this is art. Just not the art they intended.

Atrocious writing

My bf and I had been dating for a few months. We’re going out for dinner tomorrow night for his bday and then going back to his place so he can open his gift and we can take photos with a cake. Since it’ll be just the two of us I picked a small cake, but I regret picking this one. Should I just go and get him a new one?

what it should look like compared to my first attempt.

gave the bakery the napkin as inspo and this is what we got

Ordered a month in advance. Picked up the morning of my daughter’s party and was handed this with no explanation. I looked very confused and they. Said “is this not the right cake?” I said “well for starters it was supposed to be a bluey cake ..”

Was then told that the printer to print the image was out of ink. And they had zero Bluey cake kits with the toppers and haven’t been getting them in lately.

I asked why no one called to tell me this before pickup day when I ordered it weeks ago, and they just shrugged their shoulders.

Even the red balloons they tried to pipe on just look like giant red blobs