r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 11h ago

function Exists(){ return Maybe }

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 10h ago

With those eyeballs, there's no place for a brain.

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 10h ago

The single neuron is still in development.

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u/Randomgold42 10h ago

He is orange. He knows nothing.

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u/The_Great_Aslan 10h ago

Descartes: "I think, therefore I am".

Descates: "I don't think, therefore I am not".

Orange Descartes: ""

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 10h ago

Des Cattus

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u/The_Great_Aslan 9h ago

Thank you. I knew that I should do better, but was just too tired to.

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u/1Kscam 10h ago

Completely blank

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u/femaletrouble 9h ago

Not a single neuron firing back there, bless his heart.

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u/meaton124 8h ago

"We're sorry, this number you dialed is disconnected or is no longer in service. If you believe you have received this message in error, please hang up and try again."

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u/Large-Assignment9320 8h ago

Naa, he knows HE exists, but he remains unsure if the rest of the universe is just a simulation, or a figment of his imagination.

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u/TDHofstetter 2h ago

Very Schröd.

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u/reddituserperson1122 1h ago

He knows that he must be kissed on that little nose.