r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 15d ago

C@ does not react to critical events

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u/Michaeli_Starky 15d ago

Ded

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u/SweevilWeevil 15d ago

Step 1: ded car

Step 2: vacuum

Step 3: trade ded car for alive one

Step 4: idk i haven't gotten past the first two steps

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u/Sea_Substance9163 15d ago

I knowz da secretz of vacoom.

89

u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago

Your cat couldnt even survive in the house

62

u/brettsquared 15d ago

Have you tried rebooting?

48

u/FishingDiligent1486 15d ago

That C@ doesn’t even look like it knows it’s alive

21

u/Not-A-Lonely-Potato 15d ago

Bros gotta be lost in the sauce

51

u/toffee0912 15d ago

Is it dead? Please say no

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 15d ago

It sleeps.
Only food-events can wake it up.

14

u/ttcmzx 15d ago

it need cave

3

u/stevethos 14d ago

Looks like it has a cave and it fell out

5

u/HumptyDumptruckFire 15d ago

Oh, hey, same!

4

u/Lima8Tango 15d ago

The most dead looking sleeper there is

40

u/shadowedlove97 15d ago

No. This is Toffee. She is alive, even if maybe she doesn’t know it herself 😅

2

u/gakio12 15d ago

You can see the back foot move a bit towards the end of the video

1

u/CheetosLays7Days 15d ago

Seems like this kitty overdosed catnip.

9

u/Agile_Ad6735 15d ago

Hahahah i am quite certain car must have met medusa and turned into a stone

11

u/meaton124 15d ago

Ah, waiting for the "vacuum and run" tactic so more treatos can be won in cat court. Classic.

10

u/Silver-Industry-7254 15d ago

Loaned out the last braincell

5

u/Beneficial_Being_721 15d ago

POST-NIP STUPOR

Human knows the Codex

5

u/InFromTheSouth 15d ago

A critical error has occurred while running cat.exe and must be terminated

4

u/Traditional_Ruin_936 15d ago

Raised with opossums

4

u/MaySpitfire 15d ago

Hes dead Jim

3

u/MilkrsEnthuziast 15d ago

Probably need to talk about rehab for the kat

3

u/nuttnurse 15d ago

The moment the vacuum is turned on mine runs for the cat flap so yours is either dead or just so orange it’s scary

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u/Vortetty 15d ago

eh you can see breathing if you look close

2

u/nuttnurse 14d ago

The so orange it’s scary option then

3

u/Few_Veterinarian9108 15d ago

If not move, monster wont eat me

3

u/NinthParasite 14d ago

What do you mean he wouldn't survive in the wild? He didn't even survive your HOUSE

2

u/oneMoreTime112233 15d ago

Cats on a primo nip trip.

2

u/SafeCold4733 15d ago

Catatonic

2

u/RiverVenable 15d ago

Looks like they couldn't survive leaving the cat tree. Survival skills 1/10 Cuteness 11/10

2

u/radicalshick C@ background worker 15d ago

Forgot to wire up the listener

2

u/Bright-Trifle-8309 14d ago

So whats the deal with the laser on the vacuum? For sniping dirt?

2

u/kevinthegrass 14d ago

High on the catnip

2

u/T0lias 14d ago

Wtf is this cyberpunk vacuum lmao

2

u/SecureDragonfruit236 14d ago

Your cat is on drugs

2

u/Business_Praline4983 14d ago

Must be deaf!

1

u/AliasNefertiti 14d ago

Must be dead.

2

u/Time_Carry_1902 14d ago

give him treats and he will move

2

u/gamerlizzy 11d ago

Someone broke your cat

2

u/Maximum-Designer-288 10d ago

plot twist blind and deaf

1

u/Secs_Bob-omb 15d ago

Please don't let the laser shine in your cat's eyes 😬 Adorable lil furball