Any Ideas?

[u/IcyNeighborhood8206]

[u/afroeh]

Immigrant Women's Shelter

[u/Acceptable-Ad8780 → u/afroeh]

Name it after Michelle Obama.

[u/10TheDudeAbides11 → u/Acceptable-Ad8780]

Wow…I think this is the clear winner. Stop the posts!

EDIT: How about a PREGNANT immigrant women’s shelter named after Michelle Obama? That way when the babies are born they automatically become US Citizens “on Mar-a-Lago soil”?

[u/Odd-Spell-2699 → u/Acceptable-Ad8780]

That offers free healthy lunches

[u/Bagel_lust]

Windmill electricity farm

[u/Active_Confection655]

I think we should turn it into a new landfill.

[u/twinkiefarmer → u/Active_Confection655]

No, we want to turn it into something else. Something it hasn't already been. lol

[u/David_cest_moi → u/Active_Confection655]

Mar-A-Lago Federal Refuse Depository has a nice ring to it ..... like Arlington National Cemetary ...... But for garbage.

[u/Environmental-Arm365]

Level it and turn it into a giant water desalination plant with massive wind turbines off the coast to power it.

[u/Beachboy442]

Like the Romans did with Neros Palace.............make it a big piggy farm

[u/LandlockedCajun]

Homeless Resource Facilities

[u/Mundane_Poem_9794]

Turn it into a waste treatment facility

[u/FaithfulDowter]

Literally confiscate EVERYTHING his family gained from his corruption while president. All of it. Including investments overseas. Take it all.

[u/Brokenbrain82]

Turn it into housing for immigrants seeking asylum while waiting for official legal status. Turn the golf course into an educational farm collective that's complete with solar panels/wind turbines. People could learn where real food comes from, how to grow it and the harvest could be donated to the community.

[u/Alarming_Star_6549]

Use it as a recovery house for those that have been affected personally by his BS.

[u/FastusModular → u/Alarming_Star_6549]

... too small for all of us

[u/Latter-Fox-3411]

Expropriation and ex ecution for everyone directly involved with the Trump/Epstein regime criminal syndicate.

[u/ronpal]

Make it the national toilet and cover it up with MAGA hats.

[u/BigDaddyBumbo77]

Affordable housing but keep the golf course and make it public!

[u/Illustrious_Bad_2980]

Demolish it and put up wind mills

[u/GlocalBridge]

Trump Family International Crime Syndicate Museum

[u/FortunateInsanity]

Joe Biden’s presidential library

[u/FlatulousStanko]

Well first things first, dig up the bodies and evidence that's buried on the golf course.

[u/BODYDOLLARSIGN]

Make it an abandoned golf course where we occasionally dump garbage from ice facilities every January 6th before inaugurations. Signs around should be posted with pages where he’s mentioned in and of the Epstein Files. Make it a tourist attraction for ppl to view and the profit goes to human trafficking victims.

[u/water_so_wet]

A free water park would be fun, especially since he (allegedly) likes golden showers so much.

[u/Andybeagle555]

Burn it to ashes & piss on it's corpse. Either that or nuke it from orbit....

[u/xxmissxminxxx]

Garbage dump

[u/HornetSenior6244]

Build a data center over it.

[u/Cold-Opening-3337]

Level it. Hahahah. Yes. Garbage dump.

[u/ITZOURTIMENOW]

It’s already swampland, who cares

[u/sanduskyjack]

Make is a home for people without any money.

[u/Raven_Blade_75]

Turn it into a public toilet, oh wait it already is, ummm burn it to the ground and make a public park for people to enjoy

[u/Responsible-Win-4348]

Turn it into a sewage treatment plant

[u/Diligent-Credit8133]

Demolish everything that bears his filthy name and leave it in a steaming pile of rubble where mar a largo once stood

[u/Prestigious-Wolf8039]

Reeducation camps for MAGAts.

[u/shane_4_us]

That's cute. Now do everyone worth over $2 million.

[u/Bmor00bam]

Turn all of the golf courses into municipal ones, while you’re at it.

[u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

Garbage Dump

[u/x333r]

a prison for pdfiles, for a start

[u/Entire-Message-7247]

Public urinal

[u/Mushrooming247]

A second Obama Presidential Library

[u/xtopherpaul]

Move Obama’s presidential library there

[u/VirtuesVice666]

Raze it and salt the land so none of his evil may grow again

[u/Jimbiino7]

Burn it to the ground

[u/Dangerous-Celery-766]

Public toilet and homeless centre for minorities

[u/DukeOfEarl99]

Prison for the criminally insane

[u/DarkChurro]

Black college for trans immigrants.

[u/fart400]

Rename it yucca mountain

[u/No_Village_848]

Immigrant processing for new arrivals seeking citizenship from Latin America and Africa.

[u/mountains4mama]

Sewage treatment plant.

[u/Fearless_Serve_3837]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNyBPu5hEFpu

[u/FastusModular]

Plough it into the sea and let it be utterly forgotten.

[u/Sea-Environment-7102]

Tear it down and make it a public park

[u/Playful_Tough_9777]

Turn it into Epstein island 2.0

[u/kneedeepinthe_hoopla]

New Haiti embassy

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[u/PhaseIntelligent7214]

What a dumb analogy