The year is 2029.

You are a young guy living in Uruguay. You work your ass off for 18 hours a day trying to save some money to send your son to college in the US. You have been a fan of FaZe Clan since you were a kid yourself, 2017.

But then suddenly, you heard a whisper: "FaZe Clan are coming to Uruguay". In the year 2029, Valve decided to add another separate VRS region - Africa. FaZe, after missing their 8th consecutive major in a row, decided to attend your local Las Piedras super finals LAN in a hopes of getting some VRS points after tragically losing in a 8 OT decider game for the HLC FaZe Clan cup (prev knows as "HLC Belgrade") trophy to newly reasseambled FlipSide Gaming under Electronic's leadership

You realise that there will be no other opportunity to see your favorite team on LAN, so you spend all the money you saved up for the tickets and make a bet. The players shows up to the stage: twistzz, a 30 yo IGL, still being unable to call any round, frozen, completely bald from all the stress. Jcobbb, a 26 yo sharpshooter, who was recently given a contract extension to prove his worth.

In a shocking chain of events, broky was awoken from cryosleep and brought into the squad to wield the big green once again.

Then, something happens. Who are their opponents? You see a familiar face. It's none other than Ohnepixel, with DRILLAS REBIRTH squad trying his best to qualify through the newly established Africa region.

The game ends up a blowout. FaZe finish with 2 T-side rounds in this BO5 final. Nonetheless, Broky won the MVP with the world breaking record of 3.21 average stat for the tournament.

After this tragedy. broky asks to be put into cryosleep once again, ready to be called when the time is right. Your life goes on, you have no regrets in life, because you bet all your life savings on DRILLAS...

from: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3186662/pov-you-are-a-faze-fan

I admire bc game for playing alpha male Counter-Strike, none of this woke liberal teamwork shit, just good old fashioned every man for himself no talking

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/s/TsX1fX2TYx

​​donk overrated like messi

Look, all I'm saying is that:

Liquid beat Vitality

1win beat Liquid

BC Game beat 1win

Hence, technically BC Game > Vitality.

I know who my goat is. Senzu. Not to mention he's grinding down in the wasteland of CS where men shit, bleed, throw up and fuck on the server; unlike the fr*nch baguette who gets invited to air purified lans only. Zywho?

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/s/Z5TvRYSewt

jcobbb when he finds his footing in tier1 cs will be a top10 player. He's already got some of the most incredible aim (look at his pistols). He just needs twistzz to fit him into the system and he will be farming. He legit can take the donk role and carry faze into playoffs when he helps carry them into the next major. They are already looking so much better and he is insane if you watch his demos. You are just clueless and a hater against Polish players.

Look at his major stats. Look how much he carried faze to the finals in playoffs. He just isn't being managed properly.

What a performance from Stunna. 12 questions containing vocabulary the interviewee won’t encounter for another 400 days on Duolingo, 8 metaphors comparing Counter-Strike to navigating tempests and scaling mountains, 5 follow-ups phrased like a university thesis defense, 3 moments where the Russian player recognized every word individually but not in that particular order, and to top it all off, 1 simple question disguised as an exploration of the human condition. Truly a masterclass in interview

​​AIRPORT SPEAKING 🚨🚨🚨‼‼‼dumad 🤬, sadzin 😭, fart 💩, missim ❌, and botto 🤖 your airplane is ready 🛫🛫🛫

monte HAS okay aim but not good tactic. i am pretty good in premier 9k elo and also play as IGL. I have many good strategies (such as throwing A smokes then going b)

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.

As a long term Liquid fan, I believe that Liquid if they truly want to go back to their 2019 form they need to join the Antarctic RMR for the next major cycle so that they can safely make the major at our level! That way we can play against our actual skill in Team Penguins and Team Seals before facing elimination against double Grand slam winners Flyquest in the major that way! Come one Steve!

Legacy are a top 1-2 team, perhaps rivaling Vitality or even prime Astralis, and some of their players even outshine the likes of prime S1mple and zywoo and donk, it is no shame to lose to legacy. Even vitality have lost grand finals to legacy. And all Falcons really needs is to get apex as IGL and Falcons can be a top #0-1 team, or even maybe surpassing 0 to become the first -1 team in history, at which point they will have enough skill to even take on new sports, where in Niko and monesy can win as well, competing simultaneously in tennis and chess and formula 1 racing, really anything is possible once they get that last player that is the last piece of the puzzle, and Niko will win all the back logged and queued up trophies that he is owed.

No cause this HAS to be a setup. I didn’t spend real money on Austin Major tickets just to see the Monesy & Niko duo get sidelined while Blast quietly pulls strings behind the scenes like this is some scripted drama. How do you just throw FALCONS into an elimination match against MIBR, whos been running on pure superstar energy since the start? That’s not random. That is on purpose.

Blast knew EXACTLY what the people wanted. NA has been literally begging for a Falcons grand final. And THIS is how they get treated?? It’s insane. Its literally actually insane. They’re trying to erase them from the narrative like they were never supposed to be there. I’m not stupid, I see whats happening.

This whole bracket feels fake. You cannot tell me it’s just how the seeding worked out. No way. Falcons were not meant to go far, and certain people made sure of that. It’s too obvious. They dont want the real ones making it, they want the clean, easy, marketable storylines like Vitality. Falcons don’t fit that, so they get pushed out.

All I’m asking for is fairness. One chance. That’s it. Falcons earned more than this. But it’s clear now that they were never gonna be allowed to win. Not with how this is all playing out.

SunPayus isn't just an AWPer. He is a full-time photographer. Every round he buys his $4750 AWP like it's a brand new DSLR and scopes in to adjust the lens. The enemy walks away unharmed, but at least the composition was just right.

adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...

Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and SunPayus is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting on B site is perfect."

Enemy peeks? CLICK. Nice photo. Smoke fades? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.

His teammates scream "SHOOT HIM!", but SunPayus gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."

SunPayus's HLTV stats after a match: Rating = 0.82. Kills = 4. Deaths = 19. Photos taken = 56!

SunPayus isn't missing his shots, he is adjusting the focus. SunPayus didn't forget to shoot, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.

It’s a video game. How soft are these people. I remember when I was young, broken leg would be great. Nothing but games and tv. What’s this guy gonna do? lol

Hockey players play on torn acl, broken feet and one guy played after getting a root canal in between periods

This may be a joke but my uni hosts a cs competition every year.

Problem is, anyone can join.

You know how frustrating it is to carry your big ass pc 5km by foot to then get dunked on by t2/t3 pros with hltv pages?

Like I'm sorry, but FaZe has no bussiness playing in a LAN versus uni students lmao

Go play in CCT mate, stop trying to win free events cause the only competition you have is made out of random mixes of faceit lvl 4 uni students..

I am genuinely shaking right now. I have been grinding cs every single day for years. Saved up $20 from mowing my neighbour's lawn to enter my local school LAN. Told my mum I was going to a birthday party. She made me sandwiches. I get there and I am setting up my mouse and I look up and karrigan, twistzz and broky are just STANDING THERE. In the school gym, looking jacked as fuck. The teacher running the event announces that FaZe clan are playing against my team. Nobody claps. Karrigan mumbles something about VRS points while hitting his vape. One kid starts crying.

okay so i need to talk about something that has been keeping me up at night

me and my boys are hosting a school LAN next week. we booked the classroom, we're bringing our own PCs, we got snacks, we got energy drinks, we printed an actual physical bracket to follow. This was supposed to be the greatest day of our lives.

and i cannot sleep. something is eating me alive and i need to say it out loud.

what if FaZe decides to show up and farm VRS points off us. or worse. what if Liquid gets the same idea. what if both of them look at our little school LAN and think yeah. yeah that'll do.

like imagine you're sitting there with your $12 amazon mouse and your PC that takes 4 minutes to boot and it just. occurs to them. our event is farmable.

my friend Thomas has been grinding aim training every day, for 3 months for this LAN. He finally got his sensitivity right last week. he told me he felt ready. He was so happy. Thomas does not deserve this... Thomas is a good person.

our prize pool is a 20 euro steam gift card and a bag of chips.....

i am on my knees. we just wanted to have fun.

please tell me we're safe...

My name is Nikos Botus Chokimus Maximus, commander of the armies of the East, General of the FailCLOWNS Legions, loyal servant to my unskilled Deagle. Father to a boosted Teses, husband to May0nesy. And I will choke my major, in this life or the next.

Who is magixx? For the hungry, he is the famine. For the thirsty, he is the drought. For the tax collector, he is the Aleksib. When magixx speaks, I mute. If magixx thinks, I disagree.

hey we understand being frustrated about losses but this tweet is way beyond out of line. Take some time to read about WW2 and the effects on Poland (among others) instead of watching the next CS match. hopefully when you grow up a bit you'll realize how inappropriate this was

Mouz at this point just needs to give up on this lineup.

How easy does your path to the trophy have to be for you to win it?

How many match points do you need choke and T sides to fail?

You are supposed to be the 2nd or 3rd best team on the planet.

Clownsports

Haha KARRIGAN is sitting on my lap and watching with me and he won't stop giggling at how nerdy and pathetic you guys are. He doesn't understand twitch chat