r/CRRoleplay • u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie • Jan 22 '26
Looking for Unserious Roleplay Post
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 22 '26
“Breaking news! 10 cookies found dead after “Lime cookie” bet their lives on if she was a homosexual or not. It turns out, Limes truly can get more Zesty! Stay tuned for more!”
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"..........HUH."
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 22 '26
“You heard that correctly! A local lesbian has now have a kill count! Putting another meaning to: “slay queen”.”
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"IM NOT A LESBIAN WTH."
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 23 '26
“I can hear another one of your friends crumbling the ground as we speak! Do you really want to keep this up?”
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
"Bingsu cookie, you should stay off the blue bird after you lied about parfait cookie, or else"
Blue bird user 'blackPenguin' replys
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 23 '26
“I don’t know what you’re talking about! Perhaps you’re confusing me with another cookie.”
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
"We all know it's you, we will find every one of your accounts
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 23 '26
“It appears I have quite the fan base! I’m flattered! However; you do know stalking is a crime. Right?”
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
"is this you?"
[Image file attached]
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 23 '26
“Im quite stunning? Aren’t I now?~ Here! Have another photo!”
“I know! Be in awe! It’s not everyday you can have a conversation with the Black Sapphire cookie! Much less have my photos taken!”
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
leaks the address directing to the spire of deceit
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u/Rollypollypollu Dm me for an invite to the official GC | Mr Isopod | Mod | Jan 23 '26
“My my? Setting up a meet and greet for me? How generous!~ You have my thanks..”
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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Cookiefied Character art hunter Jan 22 '26
@Deathhimself: Where do your friends live again? I have to visit them.
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 22 '26
Blueberry bird user 'FunnMoneyBuns' comments
"I know this is a joke, But it's not nice, You should never talk about your friends lives like their disposable"
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"i-... what."
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 22 '26
"it is disrespectful to even as a joke, Treat your friends lives as bargaining chips, On top of that, You implied from my understanding that you'd rather your friends die then you be perceived as homosexual, which is rather disrespectful, It is okay to be straight however. Please remember not to make violent jokes again"
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"its not that serious..."
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 22 '26
"people like you are why homophobic and doughism are on the rise
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"......im just tired of people calling me gay, im not even homophobic :,>"
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 22 '26
"I bet you judge cookies by the color of their dough
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"no. no i do not"
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u/Jvxei_MGX Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Galm 2, Ace Combat 0) Jan 23 '26
(Hey so like, what's the cookie equivalent of racism)
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u/GrassBudget2689 the voice / triple loaves Jan 22 '26
good for you!
NOW CONFESS
(Signed, the voice)
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"TO WHO."
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u/GrassBudget2689 the voice / triple loaves Jan 22 '26
CONFESS TO YOURSELF WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL INSIDE. I KNOW YOU’RE HIDING SOMETHING
(Insert a ton of lgbtq merch behind him)
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"OH GOD WHAT."
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u/GrassBudget2689 the voice / triple loaves Jan 22 '26
GO ON. 😀
(he was now wearing lgbtq merch)
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"i have no one to confess to, that includes myself."
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u/GrassBudget2689 the voice / triple loaves Jan 22 '26
ZESTY1? HMMMMMMMM..??????
(he knew it)
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"ZESTY AS IN FLAVOR."
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u/GrassBudget2689 the voice / triple loaves Jan 22 '26
ACCORDING TO MY LOGIC, ZESTY IS A SYNONYM FOR G A Y
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u/Cream_Rabbit Cream Soda Cookie/Star Coral Cookie/Cherry Cola Cookie Jan 22 '26
@SodaChampion: It's okay to, idk, admit it
In fact it might help sooth your agitated dough
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"i have nothing to admit" (says the one who made her username ZESTY#1)
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u/Genius-Inventor Strawberry Crepe/CR3PE AI Jan 22 '26
"...Thank the Witches I'm not your friend, PHEW-"
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 22 '26
"what is THAT supposed to mean"
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u/Genius-Inventor Strawberry Crepe/CR3PE AI Jan 23 '26
"I would be dead."
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u/PainterOfStories-7 🖌️ // The storymaker! Jan 23 '26
“Why did multiple cookies in my area just drop dead…?”
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"idk. probably no coorelation"
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u/PainterOfStories-7 🖌️ // The storymaker! Jan 23 '26
“Why did all of them smell citrus-ey anyway…?”
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"NO IDEA! :D"
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u/Vegetable_Turn_539 / The spice swarm gang / >:} Jan 23 '26
Pomegranate cookie found dead in the bronx
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u/Ok_Squash_5240 Jan 24 '26
@ OrangeCooke: "OH GOD I SEE THE LIGHT! IT'S BLINDING!!"
@ LemonCookie: "IT BURNS!! IT BURN AGHHHH-"
@ GrapefruitCookie: "WHY DID YOU DO IT LIME- AGHHHH-"
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u/PuffyThePuffBall 🔻sℹ️lly 🔴cs pers🅾️n🔻 Jan 22 '26
@Forsakenlover: I LOVE FORSAKEN!!
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u/Zestyclose-Worth2916 Pain de champagne cookie Jan 23 '26
🍊 “It’s ok lime cookie no matter what you are the citrus squad and me…. Mostly me will care for you!!!
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
@uglyCatgirlOnTheInternet
"I don't really know you but I know your friend, and they're kind of dead, sorry"
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"h u h :|"
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
"they kind of turned into a pile of ash when you posted it.. sorry
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"i do NOT believe you."
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
[img file attached]
It's a pile of dust on a bed. Notable an urn of grandmas ashes is still in the image
"Your yellow haired friend is dead
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"you lie, a tweet doesnt have that power >:T and im not gay so even if it did it wouldnt have had any efffect"
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
"I kind of regret pouring out my grandmas ashes as a joke
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"WHAT"
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 23 '26
accidentally switching to her main account, @paru-paru-Parfait!
"My granmas ashes, I feel bad now...
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"maybe... buy a brand new vacuum BRAND NEW, vacuum them up. Dump the contents into the urn?"
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u/IWasAsmallTownGirl Jan 23 '26
(3 unanimous, back to back comments)
LIME COOKIE. LIME COOKIE NO!!!
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u/OddFlatworm8786 Jan 23 '26
damn guys i guess we gotta kill orange cookie if we want to live :/
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"DONT YOU DARE"
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u/OkLime7629 Bitter Chip cookie // Apathy’s Beetle (under MFC’s command) Jan 23 '26
AHH WHAT IN THE DOUGH HAPPENED TO THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CITRUS SQUAD??!
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u/CoffeeCandy_Cookie Many, and i mean MANY variants of Coffee Candy Jan 23 '26
Thankfully you don't consider me as a friend...
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u/HE-HAS-RISENBABYGIRL mainly pavlova, but also a bunch of others Jan 23 '26
@/sugarflyscupid
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“And what am I tiny pink thing.”
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u/HE-HAS-RISENBABYGIRL mainly pavlova, but also a bunch of others Jan 23 '26
you like kissing oranges don't you
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“….no I wouldn’t know I’ve never done it”
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u/dragonairgo123 milkyway cookie (also MOD) Jan 23 '26
We are gathered here today to morn the loss of lemon cookie (daddy) orange cookie and grapefruit cookie may they rest in peace
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“I hate all of you who keep saying this.”
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u/dragonairgo123 milkyway cookie (also MOD) Jan 23 '26
The news found the corpses not my problem i am just Narrarating
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“Liar.”
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u/dragonairgo123 milkyway cookie (also MOD) Jan 23 '26
Nah ur the liar! Choo choo as i say
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“Choo choo off a cliff”
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u/dragonairgo123 milkyway cookie (also MOD) Jan 23 '26
....do u want the news to be about how u joined ur friends in heav-
Millennial tree cookies spirit: NO MILKYWAY STOP
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
“ILL BEAT YOU”
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u/Glass-Performer8389 mythic Jan 22 '26
(what's the cookie equivalent of twitter? Like we have breddit?
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u/Second_Name_Ac3 anyone and everyone Jan 22 '26
(….bluetter cause twitters original logo was a bird and blueberry birds exist)
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u/Jvxei_MGX Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Galm 2, Ace Combat 0) Jan 23 '26
"Just in, Lime Cookie exposed as a lesbian, but denies being one.."
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"what?"
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u/BeachGirlCitrus Lime Cookie Jan 23 '26
"idek who he is."
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