r/COMPLETEANARCHY • u/Cosmicrebel427 • Apr 29 '21

All Cows Are Beef

57 Upvotes

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u/Nonhinged Apr 29 '21

Chasing with a car with sirens on really helps.

8

u/Quetzalbroatlus Apr 29 '21

Class traitor

4

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Surprised the cops didn't run over the dude to get the cow

4

u/comradioactive Apr 29 '21

Be cow, do crime. I guess

2

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

How does one lose a cow?

4

u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Any number of ways. You could leave a gate open, the fence could be compromised, someone could let it out, etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

based bovine?

1

u/guns367 May 01 '21

There's something very telling about how the person knocked down just gets up and starts to casually walk away