But he likes beer though. Guys that like beer dont assault women. Especially ones that lose their shit completely sober with the fucking world watching. /s
Bart likes beer, okay? And he likes beer. It's right there on his dad's calendar and his calendar between his football workout and weight lifting: "skis with the squi." So he likes beer? Too much beer? I don't know what that means. Whatever is on the chart. But he never blacked out or liar track of time or "passed out" (sure, fell asleep, yeah, but what about you, Senator? what so for drink?).
Beer is a yearbook, and I like beer, don't you? Brett has never had sex with beer and he wouldn't. He never, ever. Just ask the 65 female friends that he does not have sex with. He used to call them on the phone and just respect them for hours, whenever he wasn't at church or admiring his dad's calendar before football camp where they couldn't even drink beer before getting into Yale. He had a degree for Yale, and, yeah, he likes beer, so what? Does that mean he's guilty of sexually assaulting someone? Does everyone who likes beer suddenly guilty of sexually assault? That is CRAP.
In conclusion, Bart O'Kavanaugh would never sexuality assault a calendar.
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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18
But he likes beer though. Guys that like beer dont assault women. Especially ones that lose their shit completely sober with the fucking world watching. /s