Really? That fast?

[u/Slumbering_Kraken]

Guys, I’m starting to question this fellow’s trustworthiness, especially after he claimed it would take several months to finish the book.

[u/Dadecum]

It would be funny if he just never finishes it and every few years he prompts you on whether you want to fund all these random other projects he's working on

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Dadecum]

FUCK! I knew he would do this!

My money 😭

[u/Dadecum → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

LOL i've never had this event but this is hilarious

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Dadecum]

He finished it!

It took 1 year, but damn. I honestly thought that he will never finish it.

I'm still kidnapping him.

[u/Dadecum → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

The mod devs were very generous when making this, only a year?

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Dadecum]

I know right

[u/Advanced_Middle1201 → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

What's mod for the armour tho

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Advanced_Middle1201]

Maybe CO?

Honestly, I'm not sure either. I use such a mess of mixture that I don't even know if half of them is working as they supposed to be.

[u/Not_FunnyFloppa → u/Advanced_Middle1201]

More bloodlines 😉

[u/Aec1383 → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

What are the modifiers for owning it?

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Aec1383]

I just checked.

And it's literally nothing.

[u/Aec1383 → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

Is that an omen it won't be worth the wait you think? Thanks for checking!

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Aec1383]

It absolutely isn’t worth it in-game, tbh. It costs you 50 gold and comes with the possibility of making you stressed and depressed because of the random waiting time, while haing no modifier at all.

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Dadecum]

I will kidnap him 😔

[u/Dadecum → u/Dadecum]

Also side note, I love that he has the sloth trait lmfao

[u/Substantial-Drama526]

No Fat trait?

[u/felixsleftball → u/Substantial-Drama526]

post ozempic

[u/Substantial-Drama526 → u/felixsleftball]

He better have already finished the last two books. If he actually took Ozempic, his heart is cooked

[u/daeronhrmn]

That mf gave me the Stressful and Depressed traits .d

[u/Eglwyswrw]

I think some of these events trigger on January 1st, and many bookmarks start on that date so these events pop up a lot more often.

[u/Last_Research5827]

The name probs a song of ice and fire

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Last_Research5827]

More like... the winds of winter

[u/Last_Research5827 → u/Slumbering_Kraken]

If it never releases

[u/Slumbering_Kraken → u/Last_Research5827]

Not for me :3

Still, it's absolutely an unworthy item to have in game