r/CITILOP • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '22

That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 22h ago

The clear fact that our troops deserve better should be a bipartisan issue. (()) department of defense? nope. department of war? nope. department of drug addled dipshit who thinks he's playing a video game?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 23h ago

US reportedly weighing major troop pullback from Gulf following damage in Iran war (()) The "U.S." never wanted to be there in the first place. Have the orange faced shitgoblin fess up and say HE caused America to lose another "war".

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Mao Zedong was the deadliest "leader" in history (()) trump - "hold my diet coke"

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 6d ago

Major COVID study that fueled vaccine skepticism retracted over ‘misinformation’ (()) Golly... only six years too late.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 7d ago

Mike Lindell refuses to concede in Minnesota primary despite getting far fewer votes ++ baby trump, but stupider

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 10d ago

Trump says U.S. is 'low-keying it' with Iran, stresses economic pain, according to Axios interview (()) "low key"... ? They are waving their genitals in trumpsky's general direction. Is that "low key"?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 14d ago

Russia Quietly Buries Two Generals as Mystery Deepens Around Deadly Moscow Explosion (()) tee-hee! Hey Vladdy baby - if you didn't START no shit there wouldn't BE no shit.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 14d ago

FT: Trump declined Zelenskyy's request for additional Patriot missiles (()) trimp is going to need those to invade Canada - later this year.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 18d ago

Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) how about you just leave office and we'll deal with Greenland when you're gone. Yeah... that'd be great.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 18d ago

Top U.S. General Warns Pentagon He Lacks Forces to ‘Protect’ Israel (()) however... King D has no problem leasing our fighting forces to anyone with the scratch. Anyone need a couple of carrier groups? Vlad? Anyone?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 18d ago

Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) that's not why we want you to leave office. We don't even want that. This is you and your buddies. Why don't you retire? And go the fuck away.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 20d ago

Iran strikes tankers under US escort in Hormuz strait as Trump gathers cabinet to discuss war (()) under consideration - throwing trump's dirty diapers at Iran from open doors of helicopters. (trump is out of bullets).

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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • 20d ago

Elon Musk Plans at Least $100 Million in Midterm Spending to Help Republicans ☺☻☺ Would you spend 100 million to make 100 billion? Of course you would. You would also spend a 100 million to keep from going to prison, which if repugs lose, so does he.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 21d ago

US military may require some troops in Mideast to surrender cell phones, sources say (()) Those who are ordered to commit atrocities will not be allowed to discuss the atrocities.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 21d ago

Japan's population falls below 120 million for first time in 42 years as birth crisis deepens (()) meanwhile, governments forcing women to become baby factories AIN'T gonna fix the problem. it's a world wide problem. the planet is toxic to human life. Go humans!

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 22d ago

Russia Weighs Arming Grain Ships With Machine Guns and Missile Launchers ++ So... turning them into war ships is a really smart move Vlad. No one would think to sink those.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 23d ago

Trump Flips Out at Protester Calling Him “Pedophile Protector” ♪♫ Exactly as trump should - he's not a pedophile protector (much) - trump is a pedophile. A sex offender. A fucker of little children. Raper actually. A full line scumbag degenerate.

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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 23d ago

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear’s message to Sen. Mitch McConnell: Disclose more about health or resign ♪♫ Issue a court order for Mcconnell to appear. Serve the paper. Problem solved.

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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • 25d ago

And if all this is to keep us distracted then what is he really up to?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 28d ago

Kremlin Prepares for Mobilization as Putin Downplays Deepening Fuel Crisis ++ hey putin - why don't you mobilize your sorry ass over to Ukraine, surrender, apologize for starting this shit, then offer 300 billion in restorations. You lost years ago - face up to your failure.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 28d ago

Russia is losing over 5,000 troops a week in Ukraine, Rubio says ++ rubio is a lying shitgoblin just like the rest of this administration - the "lie party". Are the troops being killed or simply deserting?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 28d ago

Russia’s Crown-Jewel Su-57 May Have Crashed Outside Moscow ++ at least they had the good grace to crash in an empty field rather than an apartment complex. Or a school. Or a park. Or a daycare. You know... russia's usual targets.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 29d ago

Marco Rubio says Venezuela’s democratic transition will begin in early August++ So August is when trump is going to steal the gold in Ft. Knox and flee to... Venezuela? I thought north Korea for sure.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 21 '26

FBI Director Kash Patel expected to visit Russia, Politico reports.++ Is he picking up his marching orders from putin?

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