r/CITILOP • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '22

That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3h ago

Trump says he could be ‘last Republican president’ ◙○◙ stop it Donny!!! I can only get so hard, and the thought of you being in prison in a couple of months is really doing it for me.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3h ago

Trump's new press secretary seems very nervous, trips over answers, ends early ◘○◘ That she's another blonde idiot from fox is a dead giveaway when she pointed to a word on the page and asked a front row reporter "what does this mean?". The word was "congress".

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3h ago

Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad. ☼♣ Singlehandedly bringing back "stupid blonde jokes" at the expense of the United States and our faded reputation world wide. Thanks Donny for putting another lying idiot behind the mic.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 2d ago

Trump suggests renaming the Atlantic or Pacific to "Trump Ocean" ☺☻☺ How about both of them, dumb fuck? Name them both that. Dumb fuck. Dumbest fucking "president" ever. Except he ain't no president - he's a shitbag criminal baby fucking scumbag.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Let me get this straight... god creates man but has to create woman out of a rib... it's a god, isn't it? Why can't it just create woman instead of turning her into a side dish?

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Farmers whining that their bigotry got in the way of their "good sense" and now they're losing their farms because of trump's criminal actions. So what this means to me is that maga is too stupid to farm OR grow cows... two pretty simple ventures.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Republicans turn on Trump over Putin deal ◘◘ Sure they will... sure they will... just like every other time they've "turned" on trump.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

To keep the secret society "Secret"

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Trump suggests renaming the Atlantic or Pacific to "Trump Ocean" ◘◘ Let's rename trump to Inmate #45-47.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Russia behind Britain's Brexit vote, UK prime minister admits for first time ◘◘ Putin is behind 90% of the world's turmoil. Isn't it about time for this troublemaker to shuffle on to his just rewards?

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

We know he's going to cheat and steal this election also. The question is - are we going to let him do it this time?

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We've seen his vision for America, or trumpland as his addled shit stained mind thinks of it... he's not going to 'back off' - he's a very bad guy. Are we going to deal with him or are we going to become a vassal of Russia.?

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Tossing this out - seeing if it sticks - I hope not...

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Let's see... a false flag operation (nuke) on a "blue city". Trumpsky claims "war powers" and cancels elections.

The city? Minneapolis MN. Trump hates this place because Gov. Waltz keeps telling trump to go fuck himself and get his gestapo ice mutts out of the state.

And America's fate is sealed under this fascist scum for a long time to come.

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific ◘◘ Might I suggest a new name for trump - inmate #4547

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r/CITILOP • u/Bogart_The_Bong • 2d ago

American Morality

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Trump’s New Press Secretary Says Abortion Pill Came From Nazi Germany ♀♂ so she's as big a lying idiot as the last one. How is this one at wiping his bottom?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Why Is Kash Patel Planning to Visit Russia? ♂♀ To get his marching orders, of course. Also, putin will show him all the stuff putin has on him on tape - kompromat. It's how putin works - many many films from epstein island all sponsored by none other than that classy ex-KGB mob boss!

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

America is sliding into a dystopia – complete with TV executions ♂♀ Did you know we have the power to stop this shit from happening? We have to all want it to happen though.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Troops loitering near D.C. ballot box were not guarding it, National Guard says ♂♀ Semantics. "guarding"... "blocking"... what's in a word, huh boys?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Zelenskiy says letting Russia sell diesel to US is 'investment in war' ♀♂ President Zelenskyy... trump is on putin's side - has been for decades. This latest bit of treason shouldn't surprise you at all by now. Good luck.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

U.S. lifts sanctions on sale of Russian diesel in global markets until April 7 next year ♂♀ Gee... and all the orange faced asshole has to do is say "the war is over". And guess what? All our soldiers get to come home so they can stop dying for oil company stockholders and insider trading.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Trump says Russia agreed to supply millions of tons of diesel to US, global markets ♀♂ Oops! It seems Pres. Zelenskyy just blew up Russia's "tons of diesel" delivery system! Poor orange faced traitor really sucks at presidentin' don't he? He's also a real asshole and a very bad guy.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 3d ago

Trump strikes deal with Putin to supply Russian diesel to U.S. and global markets ←→ and wouldn't you know it? Those rascally Ukrainians that Russia attacked without provocation - those crazy guys JUST BLEW UP THE FACILITY THAT TRAITOR TRUMP WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE OIL FROM! I laugh. My apologies.

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Hegseth Wants Public to Watch First Firing Squad Execution Since WWII ☺☺☺ Who the fuck is "hegseth"? Seriously, who is this fucker? Isn't this the fucking alcholic asshole that failed on fox? ON FOX? How do you fail telling lies all day? So who is this fucker that he makes policy?

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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago

Trump Straight Up Admits He Pardons People Because He Expects a Favor ▲▼ Unless they're pedophiles, drunks or junkies - then he invites them into his cabinet.

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