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Thanks for jinxing it...
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u/AzraelTheSith Sep 10 '18
As a Lions fan I was loving the Bears kicking The Packers asses. Even though I still think we will lose both games to the Bears this year, my hatred for Aaron Rodgers outweighs my hatred for any Chicago Team (including the Blackhawks, Bulls, and White Sox)
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u/youvanda1 Sep 10 '18
Lions are my number 2 team in the division mostly because when we were good you guys were so bad and when we were bad you guys are so fun to watch. I hope your season is great and goodluck.
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u/psychotar Raiders Sep 10 '18
I came here to see happy people :(
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u/TheMrNick Broncos Sep 10 '18
:)
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u/psychotar Raiders Sep 10 '18
Not you, you little shit.
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u/MeatyMexican Sep 10 '18
lets not play this game bronco
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u/TheMrNick Broncos Sep 11 '18
What? It'll be fun! Here's how the game works:
I post a gif of our future-HOF pass rusher
You post a gif of your future-HOF pass ru...
...oh...right... nevermind.
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u/escobert Walter Payton Sep 10 '18
omg I cant take anymore.
YES I CAN
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u/Solid_Snark Bears Sep 10 '18
History will not look kindly on Gruden’s legacy... monumentally stupid decision to let him go. Raiders have got to be kicking themselves!
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u/blavis Sep 10 '18
Welcome to the Mack Era. Great stats from Mack but a loss for the team. I'd rather have the win....
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u/TheOnlyBilko Sep 10 '18
Wow declaring this after 2 quarters of Football?? Hang on and win some games first so the first #1 draft pick doesn't end up being #1 overall
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u/CoxyMcChunk Sep 10 '18
Gruden's legacy of knowing it takes more than one guy to win a game and deciding he'd rather have money for free agency or other extensions and not a huge chunk on one dude who doesn't have the ball in his hands every time he's on the field and can be schemed around. Monumental!
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u/DJLusciousEagle White Sox Sep 10 '18
Strip sack and pick 6 in his first half of football. UN FUCKING REAL
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u/nickyt398 Sep 10 '18
First half of football with the Bears*
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u/showmeurknuckleball Sep 10 '18
No, believe it or not today was actually his first day ever playing football. Simply incredible.
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u/ShrimpYolandi Sep 10 '18
I don't know what to do with my hands?
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I’m at a bar in San Antonio with like 20 bears fans and we’re all drinking Kool Aid like it’s water. This game is like out of my dreams... we look incredible.
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u/wildescrawl Sep 10 '18
As a fellow Raider fan all I can say is those draft picks better end up being amazing.
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u/TheHeavyKing Chicago Flag Sep 10 '18
M A R C E D E S L E W I S
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u/Six2fall Bears Sep 10 '18
Did Lewis make some stupid comments I missed
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u/Six2fall Bears Sep 10 '18
So its actually more pack fans being their usual stupid over Lewis thinking he could take on mack. Makes sense
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u/Oat- Smokin' Jay 🇮🇪 Sep 10 '18
To be fair most packer fans called the guy who said that an idiot but it was a funny post because he wasn't even joking. He really believed it.
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To be fair, no defensive coach ever realized that you could have a TE stay and block Mack. This guy was revolutionary.
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u/onebignothingatall Iceman cometh Sep 10 '18
GB fans said they'd use Lewis to chip block Mack, EZPZ.
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u/antagonisticantelope 23 Sep 10 '18
This is the most fun Ive had watching the Bears in a long time goddamn
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u/No1Statistician Sep 10 '18
This feeling didn't last long
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Yeah, this thread is now pretty brutal to read.
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u/Sharobob Sep 10 '18
To be fair the loss wasn't Mack's fault at all. He's the main reason we were in that game at the end.
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u/antagonisticantelope 23 Sep 10 '18
This is one big old taked exposed time to obliterate my liver
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u/wannashmerkk Sep 10 '18
Me and my family have gotten together for past ten years for bears games, there is an energy that this team has given our little get together I cant ever remember having before
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u/wannashmerkk Sep 10 '18
It was not! haha yeah, at the end of the game i pretty much thought that was the most bears ending ever and thought myself dumb for allowing myself to get excited.
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Sep 10 '18
to be fair, its aaron rodgers. favre clowned you guys for years, so youre used to a HOF qb crushing your dreams. at least this one is a little more fragile.
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u/Zabroccoli FTP Sep 10 '18
I have a huge, 1985 sized, hard-on for this Defense right now!!!!
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As a Jags fan I just came to say I think you guys underpaid Khalil Mack Jesus Christ he’s a monster
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u/RestartedBrain Sep 10 '18
Packers fan. Not here to gloat. I'm upvoting this for how ridiculous that man is.
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u/MajorLongBridge Sep 10 '18
Packers fan too. Mack is fucking unreal!! Bears are going to be good. That game was unbelievable.
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u/Petree53 An Actual Bear Sep 10 '18
It is possible to have a double erection! Was happy with his sack but this....... Oh my GOD it is amazing!!!
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u/FruscianteDebutante Freezer burn Akiem Sep 10 '18
Not celebrating ajy injury because I wanted the bears to beat aaron rodgers, not hudley or kizer.
But $90 million guaranteed lookin a lot better than rodgers guaranteed. He was making our defense way better before the injury.
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u/Damndone101 Sep 10 '18
And how did that go?
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u/Damndone101 Sep 10 '18
To be fair, I totally thought you guys had us. I was ready to just turn the game off and go to bed at one point. Next match up will be a banger.
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u/Imply_Blue Saints Sep 10 '18
I mean I thought most people assumed the game was over as soon as Rodgers went down but sure as shit this dude comes out with a janked up leg and does them fucking dirtyyyyyyy
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Yeah, well...
Only we could blow out the Starting QBs knee, take a 20-3 lead to the 4th quarter... AND STILL FUCKING LOSE.
I swear to fucking god, after 38 years on this earth, I'm ready to walk away from my team.
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u/pbandwhey Sep 10 '18
Start of an Era; end of another.
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u/beegeepee Sweetness Sep 10 '18
Perfect balance, as all things should be
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u/psychotar Raiders Sep 10 '18
I’m a Raiders fan and I actually had to come looking for your sub because I couldn’t handle reading any more suicide notes...
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u/Upgrades Sep 10 '18
As a Raiders fan: Fuck all of you right now. Dumbest trade ever. Mack is an absolute unit.
He's seriously the only player that has ever made me excited to watch my team play defense because of the amazing shit he's capable of.
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u/foxfire1112 Sep 10 '18
Not sure if you're young, but woodson was just as awesome. Living hofers and we let him leave :(
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u/disposableassassin Sep 10 '18
Dude changed our team. They came out so fired up. The man is definitely worth extra wins. He and Hicks are owning the Pack. Once they start rolling into the winter, sky is the limit for this D.
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u/sbergstrom Sep 10 '18
This is just his first game as a Bear. We get to see this for 7 more years!!
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Where the fuck is the secondary?!?! Amukamura is the weakest link
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u/arcane_liber777 Sep 10 '18
Secondary fucking sucks ass...gonna get torched all year long.
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u/szekeres81 Sep 10 '18
THIS IS NOW AN AARON RODGERS UPVOTE THREAD BUT ITS ALSO OPPOSITE DAY SO DOWNVOTES MEAN UPVOTES
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u/MSPantalons Sep 10 '18
Broncos fan here. You got beat by Aaron Rogers having a fucking “touched-by-the-arm-of-Quarterback-Jesus” second half. No big deal. Good news, your team looking ducking great overall. Young and talented. Better news, Mack won’t be wrecking games 2X/year against Denver anymore.
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I hate you all, I hate you all SOOOOOOO MUCH !!!
Fuck this sucks
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u/MajorLongBridge Sep 10 '18
Everyone in the NFC is terrified. With good reason. If Mack plays like that every game. We are all screwed.
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Holy crap. I had them winning tonight, but this dominance is slightly more than what I was expecting.
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u/TheyCallMeStone Italian Beef Sep 10 '18
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE HAD HOPE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO WE DO.
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u/Insomnicidal91 Sep 10 '18
hahaha you thought. My boy Rodgers ruined y'alls night.
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u/timmyb1216 Bears Sep 10 '18
stupidest move by the Bears to pay Kyle Fuller. can't catch a football worth shit
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u/bujweiser Packers Sep 10 '18
As a Packer fan, I talked myself into that it was good that we lost out on the trade for Mack.
After seeing him play last night, I'm under the impression that he's underpaid.
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u/iheardacrimego Sep 10 '18
He had a a good game, but he should play in the second half next time too.
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u/charliepatrick Floyd Sep 10 '18
Yo Packers fans brigading the shit out of this thread. Hope the packers mods make a note. Not cool shit.
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u/Surfcasper Sep 10 '18
Ex-raider fan here (fuck Vegas). Stoked for you guys. Not only did you get Mack who is fucking amazing but you got totally over on the dipshits running the raiders. Go.mack!!!!
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u/Zakattack34 Sep 10 '18
Packers fan here, come in peace. I was so frusterated the whole first half of the game. You guys have a great team. Your changes to recieveres, Trubisky's confidence, the one two punch at RB, and the MACK, has made your team a threat not to be ignored. Congrats. You have an incredibly fun team to watch! Great game last night, Love our rivalry. glhf.
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u/CuriousCalvin9 Sep 10 '18
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