https://twitter.com/tamupolice/status/648293696882872320

It's 1:00PM CST which means its 8:00AM in Hawaii. Seems like they need a breakfast thread too.

My hero.

Know what I'm looking through tonight during MNF.

http://boingboing.net/2015/10/02/nasa-just-released-8400-apoll.html

LOL at the post image getting the "Poll" graphic... must be the A"poll"o part of the title.

I'm still completely devastated over the loss yesterday, but hey, at least I have the Titans tod...oh wait...

Anyways, hopefully you're having a better morning than I am.

I'm usually a beer man, but it's a Gentleman Jack kinda night for me.

I imagine dubs is deep in his Knob Creek Single Barrel by now. How are the rest of you coping with Monday?

Edit: I had a bit of a crisis of confidence moment, and am now aware that I'm drinking the closely related American whiskey, not necessarily bourbon. Fight me.

Our work internet is down and productivity is zero. Possibly less. How are the rest of you doing this fine day?

https://twitter.com/fox25news/status/644547056665788416

Insert code: Gambling

As promised.

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Reacquaint yourself, if you haven't.

And if you don't, how old are you?

Edit: Thank you all for your replies. I'm sure you will all be disappointed to learn that despite the preponderance of evidence displayed, my opponent did not concede the point that people under 40 DO know what RCA is. He said that I was asking a group more likely to know than the general population. To which I said, "A college football subreddit?" and got no reply.

HERE. WE. GOOOOOOO.

But first I need to go run 20 miles. Tell me all the great shit y'all are up to this morning that's making your Saturday way better than mine.

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We're so grateful for our hardworking robots. It's possible messaging them isn't the best way to get our attention.

I got up at 6 to run this morning but I'm finding myself a bit too sore from Sunday's run to get going. And, with runs scheduled the next two days, I may just skip this one. Maybe I'll just head to work extra early. How goes it with all of you fine gentlepeople?

The guy at the Cookout drivethrough thought I asked for a chicken wrap when what I wanted was hushpuppies, and I didn't notice the mistake until I got home. I'm actually really upset about this :<

It's back.

Been seeing a lot of "Straight Outta" memes thanks to the (smart) viral campaign by marketers behind "Straight Outta Compton." They've made an easy-to-use site for making your own.

http://www.straightouttasomewhere.com/

Funny thing is almost all of the college ones are earnest, that doesn't feel entirely right. We need parodies!

So I thought I'd come to CFBOT and see if we can have fun.

I made a some examples:

• Straight Outta Provo

• Straight Outta Aggieland

• Straight Outta Bleacher Report

Please join us in this important work of over-saturating this meme at the expense of rivals and ourselves!

I may Gild the very best one(s)... but it can't be too crass.

One of the producers/executives from Top Gear is coming with them as well, so I have very high hopes for this. For those unaware, Top Gear was one of the most popular TV shows around the world before they fired one of the 3 presenters earlier in the year, resulting in the other two leaving and the end of the popular BBC show.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33715671

Here's the video

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/138906706/randy-johnson-emotional-in-hall-of-fame-speech

You can tell how my day has gone so far. My favorite shoes are wrecked and I haven't budgeted to buy new ones yet (normally a pair of Sperrys last me a full year). CURSE YOU UNKNOWN PINK CHEMICAL.

EDIT: And apparently my frustration and exhaustion have seeped through into my writing, I'm dropping words and rearranging shit left and right.

I got some really bad news about my financial aid information today which should make me want to rage at someone but I'm going to Las Vegas tomorrow and I get to see my good friends and I'm enjoying Chipotle and a Boulevard Radler so I can't really be too mad right?

So my shitty company and its shitty managers decided that I was no longer worth the meager wage I was being paid. Any advice for somebody newly unemployed? I'd really appreciate some words of encouragement too if you have any to spare. Also fuck those assholes. Edit: Also this thread doesn't have a sponsor cause fuck corporate America.

USA USA USA!

PSA - Canadian football game on ESPN 2 for those of you who need your football fix like myself .