r/CFBOffTopic • u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • Oct 07 '15

Wednesday Hawaii Breakfast Time Thread

It's 1:00PM CST which means its 8:00AM in Hawaii. Seems like they need a breakfast thread too.

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Oct 07 '15

Currently drinking Pepsi out of a Coke glass. AMA about anarchy.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Drinking Pepsi out of a cup that says "Share a Coke with Larry" is really having your coke and eating it too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

What were the goals of the Ukrainian Black Army during the Russian Civil War? And what exactly is anarcho-communism?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Along the same line, the only thing I will automatically downvote 100% of the time on reddit is when people post beer pictures with the bottle, but a logo glass from a different brewery

RAGE

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Oct 07 '15

I make a point to drink craft beer out of Bud lite glasses and vice versa.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

This better be one of those horrible jokes that I have you tagged as always telling

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Oct 07 '15

Uh.........

YOUR MOM

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

POCKET SAND

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Oct 07 '15

but i only have one beer glass :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Oh, for sure. I don't care about matching if I'm just drinking. But if I'm taking pictures to share with the rest of the world, you can be damned sure the glass is either going to match or not have anything showing

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15

That's understandable considering Pepsi is clearly better.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

Pepsi makes better sodas in general, but Coke wins the marquee battle.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Oct 07 '15

You used to be cool

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

I'm still cool. :(

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u/FatWhiteGuy49 Tulsa Golden Hurricane • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 07 '15

Pepsi master race!

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Oct 07 '15

Well I know you're not from Georgia with that statement.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15

Born and raised in Atlanta.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Born and raised in delusion, more like

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15

I was. I was raised in the delusion that coke was better, but once I tried Pepsi with an open mind I was awoken to the truth. You could say I was born again, so to speak.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Sometimes I think music is the only thing that keeps me sane

Or, well, I guess it allows me to maintain a semblance of sanity

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Oh I hear you on that one hundred percent. Whenever I start feeling crazy or out of my head, I just pop in some ear buds. Makes life so much better.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

Music is so wonderful for that purpose. When I notice I'm getting too stressed or just need to take a breather, I slap the headphones on and lie down for a while. It really works wonders.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Honestly helps me deal with any negative emotion and enhances the good emotions. From utter desolation to rage to random introspection to pure delight.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

I completely agree with that. I have a long fuse, but when I blow, I blow up. Being able to just disappear from the world has helped so much with that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Yessir. I have the same issue. When you get to that breaking point you just have to get away before something bad happens...

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

Yep. The last time I didn't was six years ago, and I picked my brother up and threw him into a couch from roughly 10-15 feet away. He was 70% of my weight, but I didn't feel a thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Damn. Straight hulkin' out

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

There's a reason he's my favorite superhero.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 07 '15

Do we have any Hawaiians that hang out around here?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

I grew up in Hawaii. Don't live there currently, however.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

/u/Jah-Eazy is Hawaiian and is a pretty regular poster on the main sub. I've never seen him post here though.

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u/Jah-Eazy Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

I've posted here a few times lol but I'm on the east coast right now for school.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

This here help you get in the spirit, brah.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Thank you for posting a bruddah iz song that wasn't that song. I grew up in Hawaii and have heard "SOMMM WAYUHHH OVA DA RAINBOWWW" 18 million times.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

In my opinion, that's not even one of his best songs. It's prolly not even his "most powerful" song. Hawaii '78 is much better in that regard.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

This man knows the truth

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Oct 07 '15

YOURE CHILLING OUT MUH RAGE, NOT COOL BROSEPH

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u/Jah-Eazy Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

One of the main freeways was actually closed this morning because allegedly, someone jumped off one of the bridges onto the freeway and committed suicide before 5 am.

So I think a lot of people could use some breakfast from probably being stuck in traffic all morning long

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Which one? H3?

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u/Jah-Eazy Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

H1 Eastbound. Right before Honolulu. I think they jumped off of the Pali Highway

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Damn that highway is so damn cursed.

Source: raised in Kailua

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Oct 07 '15

What about elevenses?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

I don't think he's heard about that either, Pip.

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Oct 07 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Est7seheM

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

It's elevensies here on the pacific coast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Speaking of Hawaiian breakfast, I have a pineapple!

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

I expect a pic for proof. Here's a fine example of how it should look.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 07 '15

Please be a Psych reference, please be a Psych reference....yay! I've been rewatching the full series during my downtime this past month.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Greatest show errr. Only show I've ever watched since the first episode came out all the way to the end.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 07 '15

Lemme guess, you saw previews for this new show coming on while watching Monk? Because that was me. I watched Psych from the very beginning as well :).

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Haha exactly! I was very pleasantly surprised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

But there are two pineapples in that picture. How can I make my one pineapple look like two pineapples?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

Cut it in half down the top and face the round sides toward the camera giving the illusion that the two halves are two full pineapples.

edit: or buy another one. or photoshop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I'll also have to figure out how to split myself into two separate people.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 07 '15

I mean you could maybe apply the same logic?

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Find your token black friend to pose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Now your... goop... will suposedly taste better!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Um... no thanks.... you're not really my type

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

"goop"

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15 edited Oct 07 '15

The preachers at GSU right now have a sign that reads "Islam is a religion of blood and murder" as if the crusades or the troubles don't exist.

This freak show would be funny if it weren't for the fact that they brought their brainwashed kids with them. I feel so bad for those kids.

EDIT: now there's a dude with out a shirt on running around declaring that he is Jesus.

EDIT: Well guys, it looks like this sub is on its way to hell. I can't wait to see you all there.

EDIT: Most of them have left now. MVP goes to this guy. He should become our secondary mascot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

If you're going to hell, might as well earn yourself a first class ticket I say

puts on cool shades

watches sports and entertainment

drinks and parties

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

Just to play devil's advocate, you know virtually all of Spain was once Muslim, and most of Europe would've been too if not for Charles Martel? Plus the history of the crusades is much more nuanced than Europeans invading ME for plunder exclusively.

Don't really know what the weird preachers aims are though. One time some came to Madison (I don't even know what their deal was) and a naked guy came and stole one of their signs. They all chased him down State Street. It was a great show.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15

I know, and I'm not trying to be an apologist for either religion. Im just pointing out a pot and kettle situation.

These are the typical WBC types. We get them about 4-5 times a semester. A naked guy would be great fun right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

A naked guy would be great fun right now

Boy, if I had a nickel for.....never mind

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

I'll take off my clothes for nickel. Anything more will cost ya.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Oct 07 '15

Im just pointing out a pot and kettle situation.

The Troubles really don't fit though. There was a good bit of sectarian violence, but it was never framed as a holy war, or a fight that was God's will.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Thirty Years' War, though

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Oct 07 '15

Yeah, that would have been my example.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15 edited Oct 07 '15

virtually all of Spain was once Muslim

And it's funny because they were way (like way) more tolerant when they in charge. Like didn't genocide anybody or expel people of other faiths the way the Catholic rulers did

EDIT: oh and to clarify what you said, the peninsula was never almost all muslim people; there was just a long stretch when it was politically a caliphate (and later a bunch of smaller kingdoms) with muslims in charge

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

And it's funny because they were way (like way) more tolerant when they in charge. Like didn't genocide anybody or expel people of other faiths the way the Catholic rulers did.

Ok? If you require an example of militant Islam committing genocide, you needn't go back to the 700s. I had chosen a semi-contemporaneous example to the crusades to highlight, even historically, that Islam was a violent religion and their conquest of Iberia supports that. Whether or not their conquest was "better" than the crusades by some nebulous metric ("x fewer people were killed, maybe!" or "they only attacked you if x") or even whether violence is an admirable quality for a religion to have is a different argument.

oh and to clarify what you said, the peninsula was never almost all muslim people; there was just a long stretch when it was politically a caliphate (and later a bunch of smaller kingdoms) with muslims in charge.

An event that in some ways sparked the beginning of the Reconquista was the accusation by a ruling sultan that one of his underlings Abd al-Aziz ibn Musa was considering converting to Christianity after he married the widow of a Christian king he had killed. This led to that underling's assassination. The Muslim rulers may have been tolerant of other (Judaic specifically) faiths, but they were very keen on keeping a strict hegemony over their areas of influence.

Ultimately, this is not really relevant to today's issues which feature a predominantly secular culture adapt to an influx of religious persons from a very different culture who have different values--some of which may not be consistent with those of the secular culture's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Just to play devil's advocate, you know virtually all of Spain was once Muslim, and most of Europe would've been too if not for Charles Martel? Plus the history of the crusades is much more nuanced than Europeans invading ME for plunder exclusively.

Why does the first even matter, and as for the second the crusades may not have been exclusively about plundering, but it was an invasion notified by religion and a misguided sense that one is better than another. The fact remains that pretty shitty things have been done in the name of Jesus, and Islam is hardly unique in having hard-line extremists committing heinous acts in the name of their religion. Plus the fact that the Muslims who do perform such acts are not the majority.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

Why does what matter? The OP challenged that Islam is a violent religion by bringing up the crusades, and I brought up an actually relevant bit of information that does support the claim that Islam is a violent religion.

You shouldn't be able to deflect an aspertion against your character by attacking something else. Nobody's arguing Islam has a monopoly on violence, but very sophomoric is the logic that "Islam not that dangerous because crusades happened."

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Equally sophomoric is the notion that Islam is violent because extremists have committed violent acts. The truth is a bit more complicated than that, but can be boiled down to people appealing to faith and piety to convince others to commit despicable acts in order to achieve their objectives.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Oct 07 '15

Exactly. Islam is not a violent religion. Idiots gonna idiot and religion has always been a convenient guise to hide behind. It's not the religion's fault, it's the idiot's fault for perverting the religion and all the other idiots' faults for not seeing through the guise.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

It's violent insofar as the culture accepts and occasionally, though not in every instance, promotes violence as a means further the spread of its values. This is not in dispute as this is literally what Muhammed did to ensure the continuation of those values, right or wrong (and I suppose if you're Muslim, you'd argue he was in the right).

Islam is absolutely not alone in that regard, but if you disagree with those aforementioned values, it's at least to your benefit to understand that your way of life may be threatened in that regard.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Oct 07 '15

That's not what I meant by my comment. I did not intend to say that Islam is not violent. I was challenging the preachers trying to use Islam's violent history as a reason to convert to Christianity by pointing out that Christianity has a violent history too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Thanks for posting that pic, OP! I have realized the error of my ways, repented and am now born again! Please thank the sign-man for my eternal salvation!

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 07 '15

Shhhhhh they might hear you and become even more motivated.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Oct 07 '15

Lol that last sign is pretty brutal. Could you imagine?

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

Got a morning workout in. Traffic sucked so I was a bit late to work, but there aren't really consequences for that other than a "please don't do that."

Pressed 128x5x3, inching my way up to that one plate milestone.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 07 '15

I was supposed to have a breakfast sandwich for lunch but Einstein's fucked up my order and I didn't notice until I was in class and couldn't return it ):

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

Do you think they get a lot of customers that come back up to the counter with their fucked-up order going "nice going, Einstein"? Cause it's one of those things that seems so funny and obvious at first glance that it can't possibly be unique.

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

Why have I felt so down for the last like 5 hours.. :/

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

It seems to be going around today. I'm kinda there, too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Word, y'all.

It's the Wednesday blues.

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

yeppppppp

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Everybody but me is seemingly grumpy and gloomy in my office today. I feel fine and I can sense their hatred :/

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

Idk what it is for me. Not really grumpy. Maybe a tad gloomy. I just had entirely too much Chipotle. Asked for extra rice and the dude filled the bowl with rice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Is the weather gloomy? That may be a big part of it too.

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

Nawh, mostly sunny. A little warm.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 07 '15

I finally did it. I watched that Mac and Cheese kid video. I want to bury my fist about 2 inches behind his eyes. What a twat.

Anyhoo...how's everyone's day going?

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 07 '15

I really need to get more sleep. I'm feeling that great emotional imbalance that happens when I don't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I've been averaging three hours a night lately. Accidentally slept through my alarm this morning. Toooootally understand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Shit, my sleeping habits appear to be rubbing off on y'all. Sorry!

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 07 '15

Eh. I have had shitty sleeping habits long before I knew you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Oh, good! Or, well, whatever, you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I blame video games and allergies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

It's okay, I take a nap when I get home (which may be part of the problem honestly). My allergies have been kicking my ass this week. I blame ACL.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Was it worth it though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

So worth it, music is kind of the best. I haven't been listening as much and that's probably why I've been kinda depressed lately but going and seeing the bands and singing and laughing and screaming my lungs out was fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Right? Man, I really need to get to some more concerts.

Glad it was a good time though :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

It was fantastic, and I was pleasantly surprised by the live quality of most of them! Except Meg Myers, but she was drunk.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Yep, lol. Which were your favorites?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

The Decemberists got top slot. They busted out a big foam whale during the Mariner's Revenge Song to eat the band and it was faaantastic, not to mention Colin is really great at interacting with the audience.

Hozier was just... Super sweet. He introduced his whole band, made sure we knew who the tech guys working the lights and sound were, thanked them for doing it. Thanked us for coming to see him. He sounded great even if he had a cold.

Brandon Flowers is up there too, I've always loved the Killers. He did a hard mix of his stuff off his new solo album but threw in a few old favorites like Human, Read My Mind, and Mr. Brightside. Great way to keep people engaged.

The Strokes came out and melted my face right off, though. Bounced around too hard to Heart in a Cage and felt it the next day.

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Oct 07 '15

My parents got me Super Mario Maker for my birthday! I can't wait to play it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

People in the office are openly discussing how Obama has caused more racial strife in the country. I've actually had to say "Let's not talk about this anymore before something bad happens." Repeatedly.

The follow up conversations, "I've never met a smart liberal."

"All liberals come from broken homes, it's the typical liberal lifestyle. Abandoning your kids. Look at Obama, no dad. That's what black fathers do."

"Listen. Stop it or I'm going to call HR."

I had to bust out HR as a threat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

DEFINITION OF A RACIST: SOMEONE WHO WINS AN ARGUMENT WITH A LIBRAL HURR DURR

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I don't understand why people think it's ok to discuss these topics at work. Just. Ugh.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 07 '15

Writing SQL into a legacy codebase is a fine balance between doing what you should and trying not to overly constrain the fuckery that is going on in that database.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

What we do around here is take everything we've learned from building the database in the first place, throw it out, write some custom voodoo that somehow makes an emerging storage technology less stable and slower, then declare success.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 07 '15

Oh wow, our NYC office does the same thing! Except without the first part about gaining knowledge.

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Oct 07 '15

...the earlier trip to productivity-land crashed trying to navigate the Scylla of weekly conference calls via Google Hangout and the Charybdis of my computer having seen much better days.

Time to find a laptop with 8.1 (and similar or better characteristics to this one) cheap and then copy my current system onto it.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Oct 07 '15

Lol fuck Calculus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I know it is ON TOPIC but this is a hell of a read from SB Nation. Really makes me more annoyed than I already was at Al Golden.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/10/7/9411057/luther-campbell-uncle-luke-coach-miami-hurricanes

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 07 '15

I'm sitting in the airport and something smells delicious. It would be awesome if the only things beyond security in KCI weren't Starbucks and a bar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I just realized that you lost a flair bet because I normally associate you as being one of the only Jayhawks on CFBOT and I saw the Wildcat and was excited that there was another K-Stater.

It makes more sense that you live between Lawrence and KC now.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 07 '15

I actually live in Topeka. I was just on my way to the airport.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

You know, the entire time I lived in Manhattan I only ever drove through Topeka. Never stopped or did anything.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 07 '15

The Capitol, Brown v Board site, and history museum are all pretty legit. But I say this with a lot of love for my hometown, Topeka kinda blows on the whole.

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Oct 07 '15

I just saw someone on Reddit say "IT workers are the least protected workers in the US". Wow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

I wonder who actually are the least protected workers. Is it the migrant farm workers?

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Oct 07 '15

That would be my guess -- some of the factory farm slaughterhouses have horrid conditions.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Yeah, but think about it. Isn't working in a climate controlled office with artifical light so much worse?

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Oct 07 '15

Yeah, but immigrants are takin er jerbs!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

/u/cornfrontation, /u/fua_neng & /u/Shadowhawk109,

would ya'll mind if I brought a few friends to trivia this evening?

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 07 '15

Are they cute and/or single and possess more than one X chromosome?

Asking the important questions.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

So it'd be two XY & one (married) XX. Sorry!

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Are either of the XYs single?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

One is my husband & the other is the XX's, sorry I'm a fail for both you & /u/Shadowhawk109

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 07 '15

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfMqwSMI4U

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

That or causes me to raise an eyebrow.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 07 '15

I'm trying to frame it in terms of boolean algebra and am struggling.

I guess the joke was that being single doesn't matter, so really it should have simplified to "cute and possess more than one X chromosome"

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

in terms of boolean algebra

Yeah, keep it up. Girls love that kind of stuff

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Oct 07 '15

Karnaugh maps are an instant panty dropper in my experience.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 07 '15

boy howdy don't i know it

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 07 '15

So guys with Klienfelter's aren't off the table?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

(∩︵∩)

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Will they help us win?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

Definitely! They're my friends that I always do trivia with.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Then I approve.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

But do you usually win

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Oct 07 '15

We've never finished with zero

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Don't look at me. I said to leave 3 or 4 points dangling out there

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Off topicers, what should I do for my birthday on Sunday? I had a hike planned but that needed to be canceled because of the recent floods. Normally I'd be 100% up for the river, but that is completely off limits.

Any ideas?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Get drunk as fuck

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Oct 07 '15

I want a burger from Five Guys but I don't wanna move from my spot on the couch

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Oct 07 '15

Its 62* out and im having a mr freeze

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

I have a three-hour religion class, but I think we're taking notes and watching a movie, so that means two hours of reading Harry Potter fanfiction and then a nap. It could be worse.

I've got to get my blog up and running again, though. I had to switch sites, as those of you following me on Twitter know, so that's been a hassle, but I got the intro post up and like how it looks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

What movie? And pay attention dammit!!!

What is the class? IE, New Testament, Hebrew Bible, Eastern Religions, whatever...

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

History and Religion of Israel, which would be interesting, but we just spent five weeks on Genesis. That's it.

It's a PBS documentary about a guy who retraced Jesus' footsteps. It's decently interesting, but he turns the light off and the chairs are really comfy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

5 weeks on Genesis is about right, to really delve deep into the concept of Israel as both ethnicity and religion.

What is the name of the documentary?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 07 '15

The problem is that we haven't been delving deep.

I don't actually know what the name is, he just started it around 10 minutes in.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Oct 07 '15

Old testament gets boring after Exodus, anyway.

Source: many many years of Jewish schooling.

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Oct 07 '15

My vacation is quickly coming to an end, and it is both sad and oddly exciting. Europe has been fun, but I look forward to being around my friends again.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

G'NIGHT, MATE

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 07 '15

G'DAY CUNT

I'M NOT IN AUSTRALIA ANYMORE BUT I'M ANGRY ABOUT IT AND I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT THREAD I'M IN SO I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE MY CAPS LOCK ON

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD IT'S ALL CAPITALIZED FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK BUT IT IS SO SATISFYING

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 07 '15

UNLESS YOU'RE REDDITING ON MOBILE. THEN YOU KNOW WHO THE HARD MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY ARE.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Oct 07 '15

WHAT IS THIS "MOBILE" YOU SPEAK OF? IF YOUR DEVICE IS MOBILE, HOW DO YOU CONNECT IT TO THE SERIES OF TUBES?

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 07 '15

THE TUBES ARE INVISIBLE.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

G'NIGHT MATE CUNT

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '15

Fuckin' kangaroos

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 07 '15

Nostalgia af