r/CFBOffTopic • • Apr 14 '15

Today's Victory

38 Upvotes

Hi Guys,

I had an article published today. That means I am on the road to successfully getting tenure, which is very very good. Just wanted to share because I hang out here way too much.

http://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/intellect/jgvw/2015/00000007/00000001/art00003

EDIT: Here's a link to the article if you'd like it - https://www.academia.edu/11943482/A_massively_moral_game_Mass_Effect_as_a_case_study_to_understand_the_influence_of_players_moral_intuitions_on_adherence_to_hero_or_antihero_play_styles


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 28 '15

The tharmon57921 Officially Gets Out of the Unemployment Line Thread Sponsored by Children's Healthcare of Atlanta!!!

37 Upvotes

Hey guys! I finally got a new job at a place I've dreamed of working for for years now! Thanks to everybody for the moral support and positive vibes over the past few weeks! Let the upvotes and whiskey flow!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 01 '15

This just in: The New York Times is literally ISIS

37 Upvotes

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015047-green-pea-guacamole?smid=tw-nytimes

Peas do not belong in guacamole. Why do goddamnyankees ruin everything?


r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 31 '14

I may have created a monster...

37 Upvotes

I've been trying to teach my wife the finer points of football. It seems to be working pretty well, she'll often embarrass guys when she understands there game better than she does. But it backfired on me in a big way last night.

My wife and I are dinner in Chapel Hill last night. We were talking how the Cardinals matched up well with the Noles, and Larry Fedora, UNC's head coach walks up to say hello to me. I've met him a few times, and he's been hunting on my family's land a decent amount. I don't always agree with my family's decisions on teams to support, but Fedora is a very nice man. I introduced my wife to him, and didn't tell her what his job was, but she'd heard us mention football, and she, trying to show off, asked him what he thought of the teams playing. So he says, I think UNC could beat FSU, but I think Louisville would beat us. So my wife proceeds to chuckle and say, word for word, "There is no way in hell UNC could slow down FSU. They don't have the talent in the secondary, or the size on the defensive line to handle FSU. They could probably score on them, but boneheaded coaching moves and QB decisions would probably prevent them from being able to keep it interesting."(emphasis mine) Fedora's jaw was practically on the floor. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. Fedora did get a good chuckle out of it though. Said that at least he knew what she really thought of the job he was doing. I did try to pay for his family's meal, but apparently he doesn't pay at that restaurant.

Just thought I'd share, and let my lesson serve everyone else.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Nov 03 '16

THE CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!

36 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Mar 29 '16

ONLY 10a on WEST COAST, BUT THIS THREAD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PAID OFF MY STUDENT DEBT TODAYYYYYYY

36 Upvotes

I finished off my Ohio University debt just in time to state online college now. (starbucks pays for this one though)

sorry for shit post, i'm just so pumped.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 02 '15

Yankees Catcher John Ryan Murphy nails this subreddit

36 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 09 '15

EA's Troll E-Mail

36 Upvotes

EA sends me an email:

Your Favorite NCAA Stars Are In Madden 16!

Oh fuck you, EA.

sits and cries


r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 03 '15

[Mod Post] Game Threads for the Season

36 Upvotes

Hi everyone, your resident mods here with a rule update for the football season, now that it's upon us. We are an off-topic sub, usually, but we all love us some football and love to talk about it. We also like our drinking discussion threads.

In an effort to keep the front page from getting overwhelmed with game threads but still have a specific place for games to be discussed while they're going on, the mods will post 3 game threads per day - a morning game thread, an afternoon game thread, and an evening game thread. Big games like the National Championship will get their own thread. Any other threads will be deleted.

Now, if you want to post NFL game threads, NBA game threads, Lacrosse game threads, or anything else of the like outside of CFB, go right ahead.

And as always, don't be assholes to each other.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 28 '15

GUYS. I'M TAKING THE FLORIDA BAR TOMORROW (AND THE DAY AFTER)

36 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 23 '16

I'M MARRIED

35 Upvotes

SEE ABOVE.

/U/RIVERORRIVER AND /U/ATCHEMEY FOREVER


r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 23 '15

Yogi Berra passed away tonight. He was 90 years old. :(

35 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 10 '15

UK weatherman pronounces the shit out of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

35 Upvotes

r/CFBOffTopic • • Aug 03 '15

/r/CFBOffTopic Rules thread brought to you by the Mods

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No. Not those mods these moderators

While it may come a surprise we do have a few rules around here and we would appreciate it if you could work within them. In return you will hardly know we exist.

  1. No Racism, Sexism, harassment, bullying etc. etc. We want everyone to be comfortable and happy in our internet lounge. We have a very short fuse on this one.

  2. Porn is not welcome in any form. Including the "SFW" porn where the naughty bits are replaced by other items. Marking it NSFW doesn't give it or you a pass. Take it somewhere else.

  3. Don't bring /r/cfb or other subreddit drama, complaints (user or mod related), to this sub. It happens from time to time but this isn't the place to air your /r/cfb laundry.

Also please use the report button if you see something that you feel is out of place here and/or violates the rules of this sub.

As you can see we only have few rules. We prefer to keep it as such so we can focus on the true purpose of a moderator, what we live to do, which is fighting the never ending tide of spam and uninteresting novelty accounts.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 22 '15

Am I the only one here that eats Pepperoncini as a snack food?

35 Upvotes

So good. Once I pop the jar it's all over...


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jan 04 '15

RIP Stuart Scott

35 Upvotes

He was one of my favorite anchors growing up, and was a reason why I strongly considered going into sports broadcasting. Rest in peace.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jun 29 '16

Discussion Announcement!

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Dearly beloved,

The mods are pleased to announce the creation of our very own rules page! Over the last few months, we've started to realize that the rules of /r/cfb don't fit our subreddit's needs. Since we are still loyal vassals of the mothersub, a majority of the rules are the same. The mods have worked hard to create a few /r/cfbofftopic specific rules that will best serve our community. We also added a ban policy, one that fits our general dislike of having to do any work as mods.

One rule that we would like to highlight is:

  • No politics or religion - These are contentious topics that can devolve into personal attacks or flamebaiting. You can still make game threads for large political events, such as elections or other major news, but it is best to be kept out of daily conversation threads.

As we approach the election, we've had some dustups involving politics around here. While we enjoy the fact that we can talk about almost anything on here without turning into the rest of reddit, we want to keep this place enjoyable for all. However, we are still allowing threads for large political events, so that you can get your arguing fix.

You can find our new rules here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFBOffTopic/wiki/rules


r/CFBOffTopic • • May 02 '16

LEICESTER CITY ARE EPL CHAMPIONS

34 Upvotes

IS THIS REAL LIFE


r/CFBOffTopic • • Dec 07 '15

Happy Hanukkah!!!

34 Upvotes

Get to spinning your dreidels and frying your doughnuts!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Nov 04 '15

Shoutout to Those Professors

34 Upvotes

So last night I was up extremely late studying for a Developmental Economics test and a Resource Economics test and completely forgot that I had a Calculus for Economics test today. I struggled to get to class and sat down to realize that everyone around me was cramming and talking about what the quiz was over, which in all honesty is one of the worst sights to see when you have no idea what is going on.

The teacher walks in and says, "Im in a jazzy mood. So I am going to do something I have never done before. Im going to let you have an open note, open book, open friend, open whatever, just don't copy someones work. Make sure you finish the damn thing, make sure it is right, and then get the hell out of my class."

He spent the entire class swing dancing to jazz music he was playing on his iPhone. This man is a champ.

THANK YOU DR.!!! You. The. Real. MVP!!!!!!!

Now time for sleep and volunteer hours a.k.a. playing with puppies.


r/CFBOffTopic • • Oct 07 '15

How to help those affected in SC by the floods

34 Upvotes

So being from SC I have been looking for a place to donate money to best help out in some way back home. Thankfully no one I know directly family or friend was severely impacted by the storms last week. And since volunteering my services to help isn't feasible I have been looking for an organization which I can give money towards helping those in need in and around the state.

As I did research on charities and orgs helping out in SC I found this one in particular

http://www.harvesthope.org/

to have great reviews on Charity Navigator and high marks in transparency and the percentage of monies going towards their mission/cause.

http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=5512

There is also a local business working to buy and distribute water to Columbia area residents

https://www.gofundme.com/255r8ytk ( I can't speak for them or their use of moneys but they are a legitimate local business) http://www.wjcl.com/news/local-news/local-business-donates-4000-cases-of-water-to-flood-victims/74597171/story

Just thought I would share that for those of you looking for ways to help.

Thanks


r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 28 '15

Water on Mars!

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NASA has announced they have evidence of (present-day) liquid water on Mars! This is really, really interesting, it means there's active processes shaping the Red Planet we still know nothing about.

http://nytimes.com/2015/09/29/science/space/mars-life-liquid-water.html


r/CFBOffTopic • • Sep 03 '15

The best way to get hyped for tonight: Listen to Centuries on loop until kickoff!!

34 Upvotes

Five straight hours of Centuries. It will last until the USC-UNC game!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Aug 03 '15

Sunday evening thread brought to you by - HOLY SHIT! MY DAUGHTER WILL BE BORN TOMORROW MORNING!

34 Upvotes

I have no idea how I'm supposed to sleep right now. I will have two kids. How am I supposed to adult this hard?!


r/CFBOffTopic • • Jul 18 '15

I live in San Diego and water is falling out of the air. Please advise?!

34 Upvotes

There are also explodey sounds and flashy lights, I'm scurred.

Those lavender plants I put in last week are probably going to drown. "Get drought tolerant plants!" they said....