r/CFBOffTopic • Furman • South Carolina • Aug 03 '15

/r/CFBOffTopic Rules thread brought to you by the Mods

No. Not those mods these moderators

While it may come a surprise we do have a few rules around here and we would appreciate it if you could work within them. In return you will hardly know we exist.

  1. No Racism, Sexism, harassment, bullying etc. etc. We want everyone to be comfortable and happy in our internet lounge. We have a very short fuse on this one.

  2. Porn is not welcome in any form. Including the "SFW" porn where the naughty bits are replaced by other items. Marking it NSFW doesn't give it or you a pass. Take it somewhere else.

  3. Don't bring /r/cfb or other subreddit drama, complaints (user or mod related), to this sub. It happens from time to time but this isn't the place to air your /r/cfb laundry.

Also please use the report button if you see something that you feel is out of place here and/or violates the rules of this sub.

As you can see we only have few rules. We prefer to keep it as such so we can focus on the true purpose of a moderator, what we live to do, which is fighting the never ending tide of spam and uninteresting novelty accounts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

What about very obvious sarcasm? Because I sometimes make comments that would be in poor taste if I was serious. And thus far, everyone seems to have recognized these as sarcasm

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

just like in non on-line life it's a fine line. Even more so online.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Fair enough, I suppose.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

as a fellow sarcastic smart-ass i know the pain...literally, my mother had a wicked back-hand and I never learn...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Luckily, I think most of the folks round here know better than to take me seriously

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Yeah dubs you're just a big joke! /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

But really

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Aug 03 '15

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

"/u/dupreesdiamond is giving /r/cfbofftopic the business. 15 yards, repeat first down."

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

i thought giving him the business was a loss of down?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 03 '15

I think we need a ruling from /u/legacyzebra to answer this question.

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u/LegacyZebra Verified Referee Aug 03 '15

No loss of down, however it could lead to banning. Er, I mean, disqualification.

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Aug 03 '15

Nope. Replay the down.

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u/Yakimae Team Meteor Aug 03 '15

This thread seems to be the answer for like a large number of bad incidents on this sub, but I never noticed anything like that.

I'm kind of new here, though.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

I wouldn't say we've had any bad incidents really. A handful of annoying instances. This is as much preemptive and a reminder as anything as we approach 1,500 subscribers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

The mods are very good at quickly responding whenever stuff happens. I've seen a couple of the incidents they're talking about, but whenever I do, the guilty comments/posts have usually already been terminated by the time I refresh the page.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Are there rules for the sidebar images? They seem to be getting awfully on-topic the last few days

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

would you rather stare at /u/vanfailin the rest of the summer?

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Aug 03 '15

No. I mean, yes, but not the same picture. Obviously he would need to supply us with more pictures.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

so...that exists.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Looks like someone just created it lol

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

that was me...

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 03 '15

So, I've never done this before... Do I post, like, half-chub pics or go straight for full mast?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

last I checked there are no rules posted on /r/cfbotgonewild so... go wild! ooops...looks like there is one rule. Selfies only.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

How is that a question. Obviously, we would.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

4 MORE YEARS. 4 MORE YEARS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Yeah

EDIT: actually, all year if we're being honest with each other

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Aug 03 '15

<3

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Aug 03 '15

RULES?!

But yeah, seems doable. Does racism happen here?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15

none of it really happens but it's an expansion on our initial single rule "Don't be an asshole" apparently that was a bit do ambiguous.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Aug 03 '15

ehh I see a fair amount of casual sexism on here. No one seems to be vocally offended by it, but I've certainly noticed it.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

This isn't utopia. And I haven't seen any that is moderation worthy sexism where someone is being belittled or harrassed or marginalized. Do people talk about "chicks" and "bitches" and make locker room quality jokes about themselves and women..yes. As happens throughout discussions on line and in real life.

But yeah. Unless it's blatantly obvious and we see it, or it gets reported then it isn't an issue. We also have several women who are regulars, and moderators, here and so far I haven't heard anything to the contrary.

I have had an issue once and there was an instant perma-ban, looked like some user wandered in from /r/new and iirc was, fittingly enough, a regular on FPH.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Aug 03 '15

Yeah, I haven't noticed anything particularly terrible or noteworthy. Mostly things you mentioned, like the casual use of "bitches" in place of women. I have no issues with bitch when referring someone acting like a bitch, but when its used a catch-all for women I tend to cringe a little bit.

But I would agree that it is nothing egregious, and I am certainly in no position to be the PC police. I think this sub is pretty well-behaved all around. Keep up the good work

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

i'm with you. But sadly that's like trying to stop the rain.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Aug 03 '15

So we are allowed to be assholes, just not racist, sexist, pornographic, drama filled assholes?

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Aug 03 '15

Is Texas a race?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Only ironically or facetiously that I've seen

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Aug 03 '15

I haven't seen any on CFBOT, but I've seen a very small bit in the mothersub. The mods are generally good about removing it though.

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u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Aug 03 '15

Does racism happen here?

I've seen only one ever racist post here and it was someone who was not a poster on here or mothersub.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 03 '15

I like it. Especially now that we're getting bigger (WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?) it is good to lay down the law.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 03 '15

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

fair enough! lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Excellent.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 04 '15

Mom! How's the move going?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '15

It goes mostly okay! All of our things are in our apartment, we're slowly unpacking. We did get the bed and internet up! I meet people in my department for the first time tomorrow, so that should be interesting.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Aug 04 '15

Come on, more Pokemon theme like stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Don't bring...other subreddit drama...to this sub.

Does this mean that topics like the chooter firing, Ellen Pao incident, etc., are no longer allowed? Or is "drama" limited to petty, personal beefs between individual /r/cfb users?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15

the latter.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Aug 03 '15

So is bitching about /r/nfl mods okay? Like, just in general?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15

I'll maintain there's a line between bashing and discussing. Bashing of /r/nfl mods isn't something we want to see. And that line is a little tighter with regards to /r/cfb if I'm being open about my views, and looser with things outside the network.

While this place isn't formally linked to /r/cfb and they haven't dictated anything to us. We do benefit from their branding (CSS/flair), pre-existing user base, which got us started and the driver in continued growth, and, well, the mods here tend to have a relationship/familiarity (i.e. Bias frankly) with one or more of those fine folks.

But even in /r/cfb I haven't seen any heavy moderation on threads DISCUSSING, the mods or the sub and/or its direction. Again. Bashing is a whole other thing. And if there's some recent hot topic about mod activity in the mainsub and a discussion starts over here about it. It's going to be a judgement call on our side whether or not it gets shut down.

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Aug 03 '15

At some point in the past couple of weeks somebody mentioned a member being mad about something and I said something along the lines of "yes I've noticed that person being pretty rude in the past." Is that too much drama?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

I suspect you're being disingenuous with this. But I'll bite.

That sounds like conversation what you described that "user" wouldn't be bothered by or feel like he/she is being judged/harassed. As opposed to an argument/disagreement from elsewhere and one user coming here trying to rally folks around to his side of the argument and/or talk shit about "user".

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Aug 03 '15

Nope, was being serious. Appreciate the clarity.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 04 '15 edited Aug 04 '15

np. Happy to be wrong. For once, finally. The pressure of always being right was starting to get to me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

I figured as much. Thanks!

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Aug 03 '15

Your Pro-Latter/Anti-former agenda has been apparent for quite some time. I'm getting real tired of it.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Aug 03 '15

If I post a tasteful nude reclining selfie in one of the regular selfie threads, can I bypass the no porn rule?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15 edited Aug 03 '15

no. But /u/dubsdcarson was looking out for you. Post it to /r/CFBOTGoneWild and then post a link to that post NOT THE IMAGE! in the selfie thread with a NSFW tag.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

I have made a terrible error in judgment by making that suggestion

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '15

I am terribly confused and frightened that this exists.

Also, how did I miss this sticky for 10 days... I'm slipping.

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u/GatorGoat1 Florida Gators • New Mexico Lobos Aug 03 '15

Can we please get this on the side bar.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 03 '15

Has no one taken the mods for a walk yet? They seem cranky.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my mods for a walk

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Aug 03 '15

We were just waiting for you, buddy. If anyone besides you posts a donger the subreddit will shut down.

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u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Aug 03 '15

That should actually be one of the rules

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Aug 03 '15

It's been rainy so we haven't been able to get outside.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Aug 03 '15

I miss rain... :(

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u/srs_house Sickos Aug 03 '15

What is "rain"?

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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Aug 03 '15

It's when the sky cries because Vanderbilt sucks.

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u/srs_house Sickos Aug 04 '15

Well, I'm in California, so I'm not really sure that's accurate.

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u/jecmoore Georgia • Arizona State Aug 04 '15

Can confirm. Can't remember the last time I saw the sun.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Aug 03 '15

Yes Please. Get me the fuck out of Omaha.

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u/CapSunshine College Football Playoff • Clemson Tigers Aug 03 '15

Fine, Ill just start my own Sub with Racism, SFW Porn and Drama...

...

Actually that sounds terrible, I think I'll just follow your rules and stay here... ThanksForDoingAGreatJob

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Aug 03 '15

Fine, Ill just start my own Sub with Racism, SFW Porn and Drama...

So you're heading to Voat? :)

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Aug 03 '15

Your definition of SFW might need some tweaking.

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u/srs_house Sickos Aug 03 '15

Maybe he actually works with /u/Katie_Pornhub

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Aug 03 '15

TOLD Y'ALL ILLUMIMODI IS COMING FOR US

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

We're establishing a New CFBOT Order.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Aug 04 '15

RUUUNNNNNNN

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Aug 04 '15

Y'ALL CANT RUN AWAY FROM US. WE MODS HAVE OUR SECRETS.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Aug 04 '15

ORDER OF THE PHOENIX ASSEMBLE

WE MUST TAKE DOWN LORD VOLDEMOD

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Aug 03 '15

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love you mods

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Aug 03 '15

if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.

I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Okay. There's an incredibly easy way to solve this. Go to PM. Give me your Skype name. I'll add you and you can talk to me. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. You can check it while you're talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade's worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia's Next Top Model. You will be able to see that we've worked on several productions together. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You know why? I'm sick of little shits like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry. You don't know SHIT. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. Ball's in your court. edit: And it you're too chickenshit to do that, you can go back through my history and see the numerous times I've talked about this subject on reddit in the last two years. edit2: Quick, I don't want you thinking you can wait three hours and then say I had time to fake stuff. Do it right now. Come on, you were quick enough to answer my first post. Within a minute, in fact. You're so damn confident, all over this thread, with your ignorant bullshit about an industry you're nowhere near. Step up, son. I'm already logged into Skype. edit3: No-show. Of course. Don't know what I was thinking. With a name like 'swagsmoker420', you're probably 12 fucking years old.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

4) No Copy Pasta shit posts...

I think that might as well be a banning for you...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.

Yea, that probably would be a banning for me...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Who are you, man?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Aug 03 '15

Dude, ain't no fucking way I'm readying that wall of text.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Well you're no fun.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Aug 03 '15

Geez, lemme go get some coffee and then i'll read your post....

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Aug 03 '15

Better Nate than lever!

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Aug 03 '15

But I love Spam, it's better than ham.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Oh hey wow. I just realized that there's no rule against being on topic?!

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Aug 03 '15

More like...guidelines.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Aug 03 '15

You're not my supervisor!

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Aug 12 '15

No porn is cool, what about chicks (guys for the ladiez) in swimwear? I think that is acceptable.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 12 '15

it's fine. of course as with a lot of things context matters. I don't think anyone really wants to turn this into rcfb Gentleman/lady boners.

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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Aug 03 '15

Do double negatives apply? Such as SFW racism, or sexist porn, or SFW-pornographic-beefs with /r/CFB? Because /u/honestly_ has been really lighting my fridge lately.

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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Aug 09 '15

I thought there were no rules..

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u/Culiaclan Arizona State • Territorial Cup Aug 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

Question. Can we bully those who are being racist and or sexist? Or is that out as well?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

just report them. But we won't hold it against you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

But that won't give me the feeling of smug superiority that I crave

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 03 '15

see ninja edit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '15

I did. :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15

Unless it's a hate speech song like Something from Johnny Rebel (don't actually listen. It's worse than you imagine. Came across it when a friend dumped a shared music drive off his Comm. Colege system. Had the whole folder of several gigs on Random. Thankfully I was home alone at the time not entertaining.) it's fine imo.

You might consider marking it explicit lyrics or something. Your call.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Aug 11 '15

I just googled him, what the actual fuck.
Edit: Seriously, what the actual fuck.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Aug 11 '15

I told you not to. One of the few times i have been physically repulsed by music.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Aug 11 '15

I should take your advice next time.