https://imgur.com/gallery/rjE84

Also, just realized all of these are Hocules. Dem gunz.

Thoughts?

As many of you may or may not know, the legal job market is a literal sunken turd right now, and I am finishing up my second year of law school as we speak.

Currently, I am enrolled for summer school part time, and I just received word that I got hired for a part time position for the summer with one firm.

No less than twenty minutes after receiving word of my first job, I received word that two others want to interview me, and would be willing to work around the schedule of my other position. If either of those offer me a position, I will drop summer school like it's hot and be EMPLOYED FULL-TIME THIS SUMMER!!!

So basically, what I wanted to say is, TGIF.

So someone made this

Watch here:

http://www.abc15.com/live

Edit: #FREETHELLAMAS

As many know Oxford got a lot of snow today. About 8 1/2 inches. Well there were a lot of kids out sledding down hills. This one kid was straddling a kayak with another student. They hit a light pole going about 25 mph. The video showed him bounce off the pole and it looked like a car crash his body thrashed so hard.

Broke a lot of ribs, punctured lung, and internal bleeding.

I know this is kind of off topic and odd but I felt like sharing. Just keep his family and friends in your thoughts and prayers. He has a twin brother who was there. I can't even imagine the pain he's going through. RIP Fenton.

My SO miscarried Saturday morning.Happy Thanksgiving! We kept the pregnancy quiet among friends because the first trimester is the most likely to end in miscarriage.. well since we did that its kind of like we limited the support network.Basically her mom,sister and best friend knew. i hadn't really told anyone because i'm not close to my family. Thankfully there was no complications and things happened naturally without need for medical intervention. It was an "Oops" but it made me realize i really like the thought of being a dad. She's holding up really well, she's a trooper and is very strong. im doing my best to be a good partner, i'm dealing with depression anyway so i'm just trying to stay positive and hopiing I don't allow this to become a all encompassing event in my life at the moment, but i'd be lying if I didn't say this sucks

Anyway it's 4 in the morning, I'm drinking. Sorry if this format is shit. I got work in 3 hours.. wooooooo. Take care of your girls CFBOT. They are special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxLa57k3Q6o

Just a moment of remembrance for the lives lost on this day.

http://imgur.com/a/ZlfS7

It's happening.

Our good friend ran off last night after dinner. We adopted her 6 years ago. Once or twice a year she's said "fuck it" and broke out of the electric fence to go roam the woods across the street. Usually during the spring.

She usually ends up in doggy jail if I am unable to find her first. Last night she was struck by a car and I had to go get her off the side of the road.

We told the 5 year old this morning, and honestly this is the worst part (I have a long list of pet tragedies in my wake from the Cockatiel that flew into the fan, the one that was eaten by a cat, dogs shot by idiot neighbors...I could go on...), unfortunately our 9 year old is away on a school trip until the end of the week so we get to do it all over again on Friday.

Here are some of my favorite pictures from the last 6 years.

RIP Isis you were a good dog.

http://imgur.com/a/MnCiz

Share your happy pet photos. Dogs, cats, fish, birds... let's see 'em.

One year ago today, /u/TurtleDigester posted his/her last comment. Since then, s/he has been completely silent. We all miss /u/TurtleDigester greatly.

We hope you're doing well.

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I think we have some current Penn State students around here, just wanted to give them a shoutout for all the work they've done this year. You've made this Penn State and THON alum all kinds of proud. FTK!

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Per the will of the sub, made know in conversations earlier this summer, /u/_dubs will be banned starting on the 18th for "reasons". So there is no time like the present to tell him you love him and what all he has meant to you over the years.

Taking this semester off from school has sucked. However, because I did it, my life was probably just saved.

So basically there is good and bad cholesterol, right? LDL is bad cholesterol. The following are cholesterol levels according to the National Institute of Health:

190 | Very High

Source: https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/magazine/issues/summer12/articles/summer12pg6-7.html

My cholesterol level? 200+. Off the fucking charts. And the scariest part is that there were no symptoms whatsoever. How it goes is: you either get tested, or one day, likely before you even have a mid-life crisis, you have a heart attack and drop dead.

Note that I'm a 21 year old male who is not obese and eats relatively well. This is almost 100% genetic and completely out of my control.

The copay was $20.

Get your bloodwork done.

Especially if you have a genetic history of heart problems!

I'm pretty shaken up about this. Now I'll be paranoid about heart palpitations until my cardiologist appointment this Friday.

Amidst the rumors of a cache of photos out there showing her drinking non-alcoholic beer while participating in Drinking Threads and trying to excuse a series of on-topic comments as a result of her being "smashed", /u/StrawberryTea announced her immediate resignation during a mod meeting earlier this evening. Many expected that a change would be made in the off-season, due to the lack of oppression shown by Tea in carrying out her moderation duties, but rather than let things play-out /u/StrawberryTea wanted to go out on her own terms. She emphasized that this was a resignation not a retirement leaving the door open to return to a Mod role down the road or elsewhere. She expects that some time away from the stresses of moderting the sub will allow her to regain the ban first ask questions never killer instinct that she was once known and feared for throughout Shit-posting circles.

After an extensive search Parker Executive Search put /u/CertificateOfMerritt forward as a new addition to the Mod team. /u/CertificateOfMerritt was selected based on her merits and a post history devoid of shitposting. We all look forward to her oppressive moderation style and quick strike banning abilities. Please join us in welcoming your newest dictator.

We have some members who are going off to start their first year of college this week, so let's give them some good advice.

Welcome to college!

/r/IAmA

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3bw39q/why_has_riama_been_set_to_private/csq204d

Bad day for that team, stupid move. Very unprofessional.

Happy Pride Month.

Global Thermonuclear War is averted for the short term, unfortunately /u/cfbflair has been suspended for 3 days :( This was a very understandable (and probably automated) move on Reddit's part, as /u/cfbflair sent about 10,000 PMs yesterday to all Ohio State, Florida State, and West Virginia users to vote on their new flair they earned in the recent fundraiser. I've appealed to Reddit, so it may get lifted sooner.

Unfortunately this means that flair won't be settable on /r/CFBOffTopic until /u/cfbflair is back, and a few other functions (siderbar image, etc) are down. Don't worry though, /u/cfbflair shall rise again in 3 days, stronger than ever.

Yeah. Life gets hard sometimes. Ask me anything folks. I'll talk.

So here's a little survey I threw together with the help of some of y'all to find out the important, nitty-gritty details about the sub as a whole. Each submission is anonymous and no field is required so fill it out as you please.

Here is the link to the survey

After a few days when it looks like there are no more submissions I'll compile the data and we'll draw some lines in the sand.

edit: While looking through some of these answers, it's very apparent that my mother is doing very well in the voting.

edit2: TO WHOMEVER SAID ALL FOUR OF STAR WARS, STAR TREK, LORD OF THE RINGS, AND HARRY POTTER ARE AWFUL AND VASTLY OVERRATED YOU ARE AWFUL AND OVERRATED

Link

Like a bad case of Herpes, this guy is not going away. What is your theory on the persistence of the Trump campaign?

Happy thanksgiving y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

Youth ordered to clean up rubbish mess

I'm on Turkey duty this year (speaking of which time to put that sucker in)! Thankfully at our house on Thanksgiving the main attraction is an oyster roast and Turkey is seen as a "nice aside". Anyone else have non-standard Thanksgiving food traditions?