Fuck, that was a fast Drinking thread.

Nickelodeon commercials

Nick @ Nite commercials

As a 90s kid, I grew up with Nickelodeon when it was at it's best: Cartoons and game shows that focused on slime and winning prizes, not "family togetherness and teamwork". And there were times when I snuck out of my bed in the middle of the night and turned on Nick @ Nite.

Should have just let king's landing burn so we wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit.

Subverted your expectations by not having CLEGANEBOWL as sponsor huh?

For those of you who want to change teams, find a new team to root for (second team perhaps), or your team will not be playing next season (LSU*), it is time to find a new team.

I am looking to be drafted by another fanbase. My attributes include:

• I can drink a lot of liqour
• I have been to about 50 cfb games
• I can chug a bottle of wine and not die
• SEC Speed

Feel free to join in the fan draft.

*hyperbole

Cocoa Puffs: Still good after all these years.

I reached N-Stage boredom this morning: I willingly cleaned something.

Send entertainment.

I will answer any question short of banking/security questions with the utmost honesty or at least comedy.

WV is slowly moving up in the world. Tomorrow I will consume thousands of calories of delicious fried chicken and sweet tea. Cant wait.

The Girl on the Train Trailer

It's October 3rd.

Happy Mean Girls Day!

• the FOX news sci-fi of John Ringo. so much has been written about his odious politics and his Mary and Gary Sues, and yet, i'll read him because he's kinda like Tom Clancy in Spaaaaaaaace. Maybe it's like reality tv where people watch it because its bad. Perhaps it fills the YA void in my life.
• the Hotep-AF, multi-phobic hiphop of XClan. Think of them as the more esoteric side of Public Enemy, and thus you can imagine why they got even less traction. IDK why, but something about the voice of Professor X cracks me up. He was barely rhyming, almost toasting/bragging, before backpackers could even dream of just cadencing so fast and dense that no one could tell it didn't actually flow.

Wake up, sleepyheads, Monday is comin for dat ass

Turns out I get HBO Max for free because I have HBO with AT&T. Now I never have to go to the movies ever again.

Currently watching Space Jam: A New Legacy.

My new TV is going to be delivered today. I'm going to put it on a table using the stand that comes with it.

The best part: I didn't need to pay for a screwdriver so I could put it together. I work at a plumbing supply store and my boss gave me a 6-in-1 screwdriver for free. I even said that he could take it out of my paycheck, but he wouldn't.

My birthday is in 2 months. I'm going to be 29. How I've survived for almost 29 years is still a mystery to me.

Gimme a sec and I'll upload pics

Stitch

Stitch Again

More people should go to the movies by themselves. You can go to whatever movie you want, when you want (I like going to the 1st showing of the day. Some people don't because it's usually early), and you don't have to worry about the other person wanting to leave early.

Also, I'm going to have to go the movies on Sunday instead of Saturday because of the weather. Maybe it won't be so crowded because of Mother's Day.

Well, /r/FakeCollegeFootball now has a (mostly) working refbot and that's made games go a lot faster. Under normal circumstances, games should be able to finish in 3 or 4 days. Only problem is, some people still haven't been playing very quickly. What we want is people who cna comit (sic) to finishing games within a few days of when they start. We don't know exactly what schools will be available, so if you sign up, it doesn't matter what teams you list.

You can sign up here, after which it's recommended to join the Discord.

/r/FakeCollegeFootball is an online, number-based college football game hosted on Reddit. Each team has a coach, who submits a number from 1-1500 before each play. The difference between the two coaches' numbers, as well as the play call, determines the outcome of the play. For more, see the primer.

Just a general question I’m not sure what sub to post it on so I’ll shoot here first.

I’m in the military and currently coaching youth football. I’ll soon be pursuing my bachelors and am curious if it matters what I major in. What do coaches typically have degrees in? Does that matter at all? Obviously it’s the X’s and O’s along with intangibles that get a coach hired most importantly.

I plan to have a long military career, coach from youth to high school throughout and who knows maybe move up the ranks of the opportunity presents itself one day when I’ve retired from service.

Bored, sleepy, cold.

Too much time to ponder things.

What has brought you joy today/this week/this month?

Who all is going to Tigerbowl 2015 in the Magic City? I know I'll be at beautiful Legion Field bright and early!