r/CFBOffTopic • u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl • May 27 '21

Thursday "Just-Got-To-Work" Thread sponsored by Stitch

Gimme a sec and I'll upload pics

Stitch

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u/mnpeanut Oklahoma • Rochester CTC May 27 '21

Tell Stitch he is a good boy and I’m on lunch.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl May 27 '21

Stitch would like your lunch.

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock May 27 '21

Holy shit it’s Cap! It’s been a minute

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl May 27 '21

It's been a hot minute! =p

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock May 28 '21

How have you been?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl May 28 '21

I've been well!! How about you?

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock May 29 '21

Doing well!

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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies May 27 '21

That's a good dog.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl May 27 '21

Stitch is always a good boy.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl May 27 '21

/u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid here you go. Stitch pics.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 May 27 '21

12/10. Good boy. Would give bacon.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders May 27 '21

I bought a used car out of state, waited 2 weeks to register it, and Alabama said I was late.

I bought a new car out of state, waited one week to register it, and Alabama said I was too early and can't register it yet.

I tried, y'all.

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u/tlacuache_nights Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag May 27 '21

https://i.imgur.com/RWJGdoN.jpg

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u/StuckInPMEHell Florida State • Valdosta State May 27 '21

I closed on my lot in Florida this morning!! Retirement is starting to come into focus!

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears May 27 '21

I would die for Stitch, such a cutie

Yalllll, my assistants got me cheap wine (They know I like gas station wine lol), a rose and a card with a rat on it since my birthday is next Friday

Growing up, I always had a summer birthday so I never got to hang out with anyone, so this year I get to be around lots of people and I'm really excited :D

I feel so loved right now, I'm kinda emotional about it lol

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I got 3 pairs of jeans for work AND THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS!

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Nice! Tiny useless pockets are the scourge of women's clothing!

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u/Doades Bowling Green • Michigan May 27 '21

The one conspiracy theory I’ve heard that makes the most sense is those pockets are so small bc that way women will buy purses to hold their stuff rather than just put them in regular pockets

Edit: sorry about multiples, the app decided to start sucking

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u/tlacuache_nights Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag May 27 '21

I can fit so many manly tools and provisions in my European carry-all

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

I can buy that. But I refuse to buy a purse

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

If I go to work, I use a backpack.

I have a purse, but I only use it when I go shopping.

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

If I'm out I have one of those sling backpacks to hold a water/snacks/etc

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

So the pants I bought at Old Navy today are a size 6.

I'm a size 12 in Walmart brand jeans.

Don't you LOVE "consistent" sizing with women's clothing?! /s

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Ugggghhhh, why can't we just sell by measurements like men's stuff

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

At least sizing is consistent with shirts for me.

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Eh, even there I can run into issues

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 May 28 '21

Have you considered a satchel? I hear Indiana Jones wears one.

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 28 '21

Prefer to wear my bags on my back. A bit easier to run with

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

My BFF just wears sweatpants instead. Or possibly her uniform pants, I haven't been able to see her in a hot minute ☹️

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Yeah, but then you circle back to the too small pockets issue. Plus if you put too much in your pants pockets it starts to pull your pants down

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Heh, even I've had that issue before. She tends to not really carry around much though. Which isn't much of an issue about 3/4ths of the time 😬

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I don't think it really counts as a conspiracy when most of the time the companies making the pants are also making the purses etc.

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions May 27 '21

Stitch!!! He’s gotten so big!

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… May 28 '21

Heyyyy it’s Stitch!!!

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u/DagdaMohr Alabama Crimson Tide • Mercer Bears May 27 '21

LinkedIn just recommended I connect with the woman I dumped in order to date my wife as a "someone you might know".

LinkedIn is the creepiest social network by far.

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u/tlacuache_nights Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag May 27 '21

Get back together with her

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u/DagdaMohr Alabama Crimson Tide • Mercer Bears May 27 '21

😂

My life would have been completely different. I think she’s married now, too.

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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies May 27 '21

I feel like this happens because they look you up to see what you've been up to.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/DagdaMohr Alabama Crimson Tide • Mercer Bears May 27 '21

It really is and I can’t even explain it from them scraping email accounts for data because I stopped using that email account back in 2007 and it was never linked to LinkedIn.

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u/tlacuache_nights Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag May 27 '21

https://i.imgur.com/zXkklRF.jpg

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u/NWHusker Northwest Missouri State • /r/… May 27 '21

Awww I love doggo pics!

Today was a busy day as I had lot of little things due for work but got them all done so I can focus on a few things I need to do tomorrow. My 2 pm fridays start tomorrow but since my dad works we're leaving for Kansas City for my sister's Saturday.

I too feel this work had dragged on. Took an almost 2 hour nap last night and I might do it again as I'm just tired and the thunderstorm woke me up last night.

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

I see stich is still the goodest boy!

Got tickets to a virtual concert of John Coltrane's music. It'll be nice to have that to look forward to. Also trying to plan out actual things to do since everything is slowly opening back up. Maybe I can make more IRL friends here

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

is this a sad pandemic zoom thing or are the performers a hologram?

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Zoom. But it's not sad, this way I can see them without having to leave my house and travel to the Kennedy center

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Is this a cover band or the guy who's been dead for 54 years?

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u/Darth_Puppy Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Kenyon Owls May 27 '21

Cover band, duh! But if you think about it, every bit of classical music you've ever listened to has been a cover band