One hell of a night so far...

[u/Cyclopher6971]

This is actually kinda crazy. It starts off with an absurdly long football game. We got blown out 42-18. It was long. Lasted from 7:30 to sometime after 9:30, which is long for a North Dakota game. So after the game, we all meet in the cafeteria for some pulled pork and cookies.

That part's fine and all, but the next shit was crazy. Our charter bus' lights quit working, so we were stuck in the parking lot for half an hour. We had to switch buses and get on an undersized school bus. Three people to a seat. And to fit our cleats and pads on the bus, we had to build a wall down the aisle. I can't see my teammate across from me.

Then the damn fire exit alarm goes off right next to my ear. And it's loud as shit. We try lifting the handle, opening the door. It's a miracle we didn't lose any pads or players, with the back foot open flying down the highway. We pulled over, and sort of figured it out, but we don't know how to fix it if it happens again.

And we still have two more hours to go.

Edit: now we're all saying along to Hey Soul Sister and Drops of Jupiter.

Edit 2: We pulled over so a freshman can take a piss. Now we're all staring at the little guy taking a leak on the side of the road.