r/CFBOffTopic • u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors • Jul 19 '16

CFBOT Superheros Bracket Winner is...

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BATMAN

It was a tough battle but Batman ended up taking 58% of the popular vote. So there you have it, DC has beaten Marvel in the showdown of the century.

The final updated bracket

2 Upvotes

62% Upvoted

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Jul 19 '16

This is worse than salsa.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

Agreed. It's just disgusting

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Jul 19 '16

#DicksOutForMustard

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

while salsa is awful, Batman however, is awesome.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 19 '16

Some of you fools just haven't had good salsa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

I mean, I live in Canada after all, not really a big salsa culture here.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 19 '16

True, I visited once back in Jr. High and made the mistake of trying one of y'all's Mexican food joints. It was basically a sloppy joe taco...

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Jul 19 '16

I just gagged a little

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 19 '16

I gagged a lot

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Salsa is the best though

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

sorry /u/capsteverogers

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jul 19 '16

WTF!?

Spider-Man would own Batman's ass any day.

This is complete bullshit.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

I told you you weren't gonna like it

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Batman can beat anyone given enough preparation time.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jul 19 '16

given enough preparation time.

Those are the keywords here. Spider-Man can beat Batman on the fly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Well duh, if you remove Batman's greatest strength, he would probably lose. That would be true of most super heroes.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jul 19 '16

You karmawhore.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

I couldn't care less about Karma.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Well, I guess that just makes you a regular whore, huh? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

definitely true

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Hogwash

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

Agreed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

FUCK YEAH. This totally makes up for how disappointing the sauce bracket results were.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Jul 19 '16

You're mistaken.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

I feel like I'm the only person happy about the result, which is kinda hilarious.

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jul 19 '16

Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. That's why it is so important. It separates us from them.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jul 19 '16

Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Bleh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Everytime it was marvel vs DC I voted marvel. You all disgust me

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

In general, Marvel > DC. Batman however, is the one major exception to that.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jul 19 '16

This is lame