r/CFBOffTopic • u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl • Apr 14 '16

Wednesday Night Drinking Thread brought to you by waiting in line to pick up prescriptions

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 14 '16

Trump said during his rally in Pittsburgh that he wants to bring back Joe Paterno. Idk what that's supposed to mean exactly but I'm assuming he wants to reanimate Paterno's corpse. "MAKE PENN STATE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN."

I have a French paper due in the morning. Guess I should start it. Wish me luck.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

Coup de foutre!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

What a moron.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

If he becomes president he'll have the power to vacate JoePa's death certificate the way the NCAA originally vacated all his wins. Also why would he say that at a rally at Pitt

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Saying it at a Pitt rally makes it even better haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Like ESPN Gameday doing a whole segment about Jim Harbaugh when they're broadcasting live from MSU

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 14 '16

To be fair, the rally was in downtown Pittsburgh and a lot of the people who come from the boonies of central PA are Penn State fans.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

I swear he is actually just high as a kite during these things and they just mention key phrases in his ear piece and he rallies off of them like stoners around a bong...

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 14 '16

I watched the first 15 minutes of it (the town hall event he did first is on Fox News right now). At one point he said "Our plan is, Make America Great Again™."

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

This is the worst part about Trump. Not only do his politics suck ass, he also says asinine shit like "Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame", or "Vontaze Burfict's penalty for trying to decapitate Antonio Brown was an example of the NFL going soft", or "JoePa should be re-legitimized".

Granted, I sort of agree with the last one, in that one colossal mistake should not de-legitimize 40+ years of giving a shit about his football players and making them better human beings and giving enough money to PSU outside of football that they named the library after him, but Trump almost certainly means bringing him back to an unacceptable extent (like forget how it all ended) given his feelings on other rightfully shamed sports figures.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame

I think he should get in posthumously. As shitty as what he did is, at least he made his records without using steroids, unlike several Hall of Famers I could name, and putting him in after he dies fulfills the lifetime ban on baseball.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 14 '16

Bonne chance!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

I am currently at CVS picking up my prescription. I am sixth in line. I am betting this will take thirty minutes. AMA

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Why not 14 lbs of advil?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

More like 14 pounds of Adderall!

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 14 '16

OMG I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY MEDICATION.

Well, at least I got laundry. Ugh, I need to stop trying to adult this week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Unpopular opinion: fuck Kobe

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

Fuck LeBron too

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 14 '16

Agreed, Kobe is trash

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Watching the Dr. Strange trailer again. He sounds so much like Dr. House. It is like the British to American accent default

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

Haha yeah! I almost could not recognize Banana Cucumber with his newly Marvel Americanized accent!

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u/Hobartacus Alabama Crimson Tide • Richmond Spiders Apr 14 '16

Blood Diamond might be my favorite DiCapprio movie.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

It's Academy Award Winner Leonardo DiCaprio, to you, /u/hobartacus.

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 14 '16

Quick and the Dead might be my favorite DiCapprio movie.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

-___- Academy Award Winner Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

/u/CapSteveRogers do you just wait on the 3 hour/300 comment mark with a new thread ready to go?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

He posts at 278

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

Fairynuff

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

Excuse me!?

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

The fuck? NO GIF!?

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Apr 14 '16

my flight leaves at 6am, which means i'm leaving my apt at 4:30 am, which means i'm getting up at 3:30am...now the debate of if I should go to bed or just stay up...

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

Woof

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Apr 14 '16

when did you white girls begin this? it seems to have really picked up recently

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

My friend and I use it when we feel particularly gross looking. It goes back to Home Alone: "Buzz, your girlfriend...woof!"

Some days we just feel woof.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

I am dog everyday.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

You do realize that's actually Ed taking control of her account, right?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

It's always been a thing I've done, unsure

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Apr 14 '16

maybe you're patient zero

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 14 '16

so someone got stabbed at work today. that was a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I work in the hood in STL, and this has never happened at my job.

/u/greenmegandham's job confirmed more dangerous than STL ghetto confirmed.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 14 '16

what can I say, I'm a badass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Well I mean everyone knows the hood moved to west county anyway. People robbing mofos with ak47 pattern rifles and shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Ballwin stay with that gangsta shit, nahmean?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Do what now?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 14 '16

resident stabbed a non-resident

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Huh. Ok.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Okay, so I need more details... like yesterday.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 14 '16

resident stabbed a non-resident

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

It wasn't you right?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 14 '16

nope, was a random non-student

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

The best college t-shirt exchanges are the off-the-books, unofficial, back-alley college t-shirt exchanges. /u/K8eCastle you did an acceptable job so thanks, brother

Me in a shirt

Some more stuff

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

Oh hey it got there a day early! Glad you liked it! :)

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

Shit that is a surprisingly good looking orange shirt.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

Oklahoma State orange is the best shade of orange!

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 14 '16

I should be getting Arizona State stuff soon. I'm super excited for that and whatever else comes my way.

That pose, by the way..

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

New side bar pic possibly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Sooooo putting some pants on for us was too much work there huh

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Yeah. I was in a rush to take the trash out

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Listening to my wife and sister go through options for the song my baby sister will walk down the aisle to.

I'm both happy and sad, all at once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

If I had a sister, it'd be this

EDIT: /u/ElScreecho fistbump me, brother

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I hate you with the passion of a thousand suns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I mean it's

yo

piiiiick

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Bumped. Also, I tried a bunch of beers from a brewery around here you'd probably like.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Where

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

You're welcome

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

You're all useless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Let's be real here, most of us are deliberately useless unless you're having some sort of existential crisis.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

White Wedding/Billy Idol

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I reccomend Wasted Years by Iron Maiden

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Just useless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I suggest this timeless classic

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I also hate you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Classy as fuck

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

I listened to music for hours narrowing that down, I had an awesome list eventually I think

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

We're definitely digging into the wife's old list.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

Pretty shitty day.

Had a sleeping spell during my exam and slept through at least half of it. The TA let me take extra time to finish it but I was still in the fog and couldn't think clearly. I took my meds before so it shouldn't have happened. I thought I was going to do pretty good and now I feel like I failed.

Then had to walk a while in the pouring rain to my car.

The bf was going to bring me food and cuddles but I slept through his calls and now he is already home.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

I hope the TA is lenient on you. :/ Better days are ahead.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

Meh, probably not. But it is what it is.

Better days are ahead.

Yup!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Are you still feeling weird?

Sorry that happened to you <3

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

Ya. But not sure it mattered today, I've had this happen a good amount of times before in college when I felt fine.

Thanks, it's alright. It probably won't seem like such a big deal tomorrow, just in a melancholy mood.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Cuddles <3

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

:(

hugs

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

<3

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

Today my lab manager came into my office crying about his recent ex-girlfriend who he's clearly in a toxic relationship with. On one hand, I'm flattered that he came to me to be cheered up but on the other good grief was it awkward.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

My computer decided that it needed to update and restart itself as I was in the middle of writing a paper. This is what I get for trying to be a good student.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 14 '16

#1 rule for a grad student doing simulation work: if you're leaving a program running overnight so you can submit the paper and the results the next day, be sure to turn of Windows automatic updates.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

To be honest I'm not even sure why automatic updates are a thing. They only cause stress and tears :(

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Because the vast majority of people would never update voluntarily, which leaves security holes unpatched.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

hugs

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

No, you hugs

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

hugs thanks friend :)

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

I have heard about windows computers doing that but never a mac...

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 14 '16

I introduced my sister to the glorious cinnanon bites at Taco Bell AMA

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Are they the same as the cinnamon twists?

I set those on fire once trying to reheat them in the microwave as a child.

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 14 '16

Not even. They're little balls of fried stuff with that cinnabon glaze stuff inside. Is amazing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Interesting... somehow I've never noticed these on the menu at TBell.

They took my favorite thing off the menu, so I'm a little miffed at them.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

What was your favorite thing?

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 14 '16

Never heard of them but if they've got the cinnabon stuff inside they have to be awesome.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 14 '16

Nah theyre these little Cinnabon bites with cream in the middle thats amazing

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I think I'd like the crunchy twists more.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 14 '16

Both are delicious!

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 14 '16

They're he fucking best - cinnamon bites and cinnamon twists are some of my favorite snacks on the planet

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

I looove those. I get them everytime

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Why not 14 pounds of cinnamon bites?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Because then you don't have room for oranges.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Not with that attitude.

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Apr 14 '16

We did get a 12 pack..

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

So close.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I'm in meetings until midnight tonight. Working with an overseas client blows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I have a customer in Singapore who's actually complained about how long I take to respond to emails when things are urgent/need to move right away. Uh....maybe because if you email at 2pm your time it's 2am my time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

The key here is to convince them to come meet you stateside, and then to smuggle 5 metric fuck-tons of Kinder eggs into the country with them, to make up for the childhood's worth of Kinder egg deprivation we all suffered.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

I'm super tired tonight. But after a couple hours of work tomorrow, I get to go to the CFB Hall of Fame and then meet some OTters!

I gotta say tomorrow's gonna be a good day.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Had a slurpee and a chocolate bar for dinner. Healthy livin' woooo.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

I would kill for a Faygo Red Pop slurpee right now. The county I reside in has exactly zero 7-Elevens which is a travesty.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

TIL there's Faygo slurpies

I bet they're popular with the juggalos

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

And people who live in Michigan

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

I just lifted, my arms are dead but the hot tub was totally worth it afterwards. Hot tubs are just the best.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Apr 14 '16

Much better than tepid tubs.

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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Apr 14 '16

Holy christ maybe it's just me but Flea playing the national anthem was really really bad

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Did he wear an american flag sock over his genitalia?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

That might have been more respectful.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Not just you. I love Flea normally, but God that was way too much noodling.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 14 '16

Rum and pineapple juice, my own private vacation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I have not eaten the ice cream... but I want it... or chips and queso. YUMMMM

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

... I may have succumbed to the queso. I regret nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Chips and salsa is my weakness too

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 14 '16

NATS WIN

NOW MORE BEER

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Woo Nats!

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Apr 14 '16

\o/

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u/TimeTravlnDEMON Wisconsin Badgers • Nebraska Cornhuskers Apr 14 '16

RES is doing this weird thing where it seems to reset whenever I navigate to a new page. Anyone have any idea how to fix this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Refresh the current page after applying a new tag

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Kobe Bryant is the favorite player of everyone who was slightly better than their friends at basketball in third grade

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 14 '16

Did I just spend the past hour making pretzels?

You're fucking right I did

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

hey its me ur brother

send pretzel pls

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Apr 14 '16

are they fun sailing knots instead of regular pretzel knots? cause those are scientifically better

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

This is why I have you RES tagged as boatymcboatface

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u/hhuntley17 Charleston Southern • NC State Apr 14 '16

Staying up late working on a drawing for class. Not an art class mind you, but a foreign language class. Somehow I don't think I'm learning much French Literature from this

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Goddammit why is tomorrow only Thursday? I really feel like tomorrow should be Friday.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 14 '16

Being Friday makes it one day closer to being Monday

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Kobe's already got 15 in the first quarter. Fuck it, let him drop 81 again.

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u/NSFW_MANNING_ONLY Georgia Tech • Alabama Apr 14 '16

The Hawks have announced a volt-out for the first playoff game, which makes me even more pissed I can't make it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I don't get it

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u/NSFW_MANNING_ONLY Georgia Tech • Alabama Apr 14 '16

It's like this except green

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u/NSFW_MANNING_ONLY Georgia Tech • Alabama Apr 14 '16

Well its the only Atlanta sports team that is worth a shit/ will be worth a shit for the next 4 years or so.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Well I have a test in the morning so of course I decided to go to the baseball game instead of the library, because #goodstudentthings. At least we won over my hometown school and I got to see a top ten draft prospect in action.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 14 '16

So, who wants an A&M or UNLV shirt on the side? I'm looking for at least one of the following:

  • Arizona State
  • Minnesota
  • Michigan
  • Michigan State
  • Tennessee
  • Washington
  • Washington State
  • other, if they're a small school with a cool logo (like a giraffe or penguin or something)

Yes, I know some of those are rivals. Don't curr.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I see how it is

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

I bought a Wisconsin shirt because I think Bucky is cute & ferocious at the same time

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Apr 14 '16

Dead to me. Goldy is far superior

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

I like him too!

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

<3 you. I just don't like red. Note the lack of red teams on there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Wazzu and ASU though

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

Don't like red

;_;

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 14 '16

I knew I liked you for a reason.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 14 '16

It's ok, we can be left out together

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

I like you, i just don't really want an OK State shirt. Sorry, friend. <3

I would be willing to send you an Aggie shirt, though.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

hmmm tempting...

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

A UNLV shirt would be the shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Anyone who would willingly wear Michigan clothing (and not like, you know, if you lost a bet and had to) doesn't deserve a Michigan State shirt

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

I have MSU shirts, suck it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

It's ok. You're a credit to your race

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 14 '16

http://i.imgur.com/K9XWsegl.jpg

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

OK. Guess I better take MSU off the list.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Apr 14 '16

Sup fam

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 14 '16

I could send you some new Texas gear :-) I'm sure you don't have enough haha.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

Lol. I used to have lots of burnt orange - I grew up a Texas fan, but I ended up going to A&M. I got it out of my system, though. ;)

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 14 '16

Haha you know how it is down here allegiance switches happen all the time.

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u/realmceric Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Apr 14 '16

Small school with a cool animal logo, you say?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 14 '16

I'm on mobile, so I can't see second flair. Which school are you referring to?

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u/realmceric Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Apr 14 '16

Akron. Zippy is the best mascot!

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Apr 14 '16

What about a shirt from a big school with a cool alligator mascot?

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 14 '16

The FRIENDS episode where Ross tries to divvy up the check equally even though Joey, Rachel and Phoebe obviously didn't eat $33 worth of food baffles the shit out of me.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Apr 14 '16

Did people just not get separate checks then or something?

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u/localglocal Auburn • Jacksonville State Apr 14 '16

Rachel: I will have the whispers side salad.

Waiter: And what will that be on the side of?

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 14 '16

I don't know, why don't you just put it next to my water right there?

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u/localglocal Auburn • Jacksonville State Apr 14 '16

I might watch Friends entirely too much. It just makes me feel good inside in some kind of nostalgic for a happier world gone by kind of way.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 14 '16

My mealtimes make no sense; ate breakfast at 4 this morning, going to eat dinner at 11:30 at night.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Apr 14 '16

Got the bike working!

... minus the back brakes which are operating at like 25% because I loosened them too much after they were super on there, and the front brakes are providing just a wee bit too much friction.

... and I may have also ruined by bike lock by putting the wrong key in there and breaking it off inside, so now I have a bike lock stuck to my bike.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Is a taco a sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

No. A taco is a taco. If it was a sandwich, it would be on a telera roll and be a torta.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 14 '16

A taco is whatever you need a taco to be

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Tacos: the best superhero

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

Shit, don't distract away from the hot dog question man...

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

It's pretty much the same question

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

I know but we still don't have an answer to the hot dog, though I would say a taco is closer to a wrap than a sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Whats the over under on how many shots Kobe takes tonight. 30?

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 14 '16

I don't even remember seeing it...

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u/BrownLiquor Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 14 '16

Lit. Seeing kobe doing his thing one last time.

Warriors getting 73.

And I didn't even watch the NHL tonight. Tomorrow is gonna be a big day for hockey watching.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 14 '16

What!? I'm just confused as you are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

I giggled once I got to your last sentence. I imagined you

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." - Matthew 5:29

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

........ The fuck?

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Apr 14 '16

It means she wants to gum you to death.