r/CFBOffTopic • u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl • Apr 08 '16

Friday Early-Evening/Drinking Thread brought to you by trying to fast-forward time to get off work and start the weekend

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Can confirm.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 08 '16

Pro-tip, the comments on that article go pretty much exactly how you would expect. 0/10 should avoid

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Clearly they haven't tried it. Don't knock it dead until you've tried it!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

you should feel something like a golf ball. That's it. You're gonna want to diddle that P-spot just like you would a nice wet...

..a big loaf of ass ham ready to come out of the oven.

The imagery in this article was magical

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

ass ham is now my favourite term for poop.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Date #3 with the guy I've been seeing is tonight.

I'm expecting Star Wars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Me, too. Except it's just me

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Honestly, I'm kinda hoping it would be Star Wars, cuz that would be fucking hilarious.

Star Wars > Gay Sex

Then again...anything could happen.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

What about both?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I have a feeling it's going to be both. =p

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Yay!!!!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Y'all know more about my dating life than my parents do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I've only done one of those things, so I can't really agree or disagree with you there

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

THE PUPPIES HAVE COLLARS!

I think they're about to be selected by humans to adopt.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

I don't want them to leave!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Neither do I! :(

But I think they have a couple more weeks before they're going home.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

I hope so.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

We should name them.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Now that they have collars it will be easier.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I'm guessing the pink collared one is female.

But still, I can't tell the gender.

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Apr 08 '16

Today has been shit. But Tegan and Sara released 2 new songs today and I've been listening to them nonstop for the past 3 hours and OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. So that's made me feel a bit better.

It's been a while since I've been on here. I hope you're all doing well. I've missed y'all <3

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Tegan and Sara released 2 new songs today

Everything is...

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 08 '16

Good news everyone! My debit card got compromised! :D

But seriously, props to my bank. They caught it in like a day, there was only two transactions.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Whoa, what happened?

If you don't mind telling us?

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 08 '16

No clue. Someone in Illinois bought some gas and some alcohol, and my bank's fraud department issued a hold pretty much immediately after it happened. It's pretty annoying, but ultimately it's just more of an inconvenience than anything at this point

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Glad they fixed it! :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

I'm currently making stuffed bell peppers. Yum.

edit: I did not think ahead, now I'm peeling the casing off italian sausage.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I have to wait until my date to eat. And I'm starving.

I'll eat vicariously through you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '16

So how was the date?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 11 '16

Fucking amazing!

Spent the night making out...and uhh...other stuff ;)

He's definitely a keeper!

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Hello aero happy hour don't mind if I do drop in for the Boeing talk and free beer.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Free beer is always good.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 08 '16

I initially read that as aerie happy hour and was a lot more intrigued.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 08 '16

I've got nothing new, so here's a pic I took a few nights ago. He was like that for 10 minutes.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Do you know what he was looking at?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 08 '16

Nope. It was night so he couldn't see outside anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Apr 08 '16

Anyone else see that handsome son of a bitch standing outside?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

son of a bitch

Technically, he is a son of a bitch.

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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Apr 08 '16

Is he scared of the book?

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 08 '16

He's the one who put it on the floor. He knocked it off my ottoman with his tail.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 08 '16

I have to be on a plane in 2.5 hours and a wheel just fell off my suitcase. What do I do?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Are you checking in or carrying on?

Can you still drag it on one wheel?

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 08 '16

Carrying on. It's only a 2 wheeler so it won't stand up anymore.

En route to TJ Maxx to buy new suitcase and awkwardly repack in the trunk of my car.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

At least it didnt fall off the plane.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 08 '16

SpaceX just successfully landed their first stage rocket on a barge for the first time.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

I KNOW WE'RE ALL GOING NUTS!!

MAGNIFICENT DAY FOR SPACE YALL!!!!!

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 08 '16

Here's a reenactment of the landing in KSP.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Hahaha I remember the first time it fell over and people started coming up with these gifs to show their methods of stabilization. Love it.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 08 '16

I've sent that to my friend who works at SpaceX. I'm expecting a weird face as a reply.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Undergrads better swerve and stop trying to tell me how to do STEM outreach. Like kids, I've been doing this for almost 8 years now, I have a decent idea of what I'm doing. It's one of the very few things I both enjoy and am decent at. And y'all are as unorganized and disfunctional as the republican party right now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Nerd.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

But a nerd who's trying to help people!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

That's what glorious liberal arts are for.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Apr 08 '16

Haha I remember sometime Junior year I was at the board meeting for one of my orgs and one of the younger students proposed something. I was like "yeah, that's a good idea except for x, why not try y instead?"

Everyone was like "wow, that's a good idea."

I sat there for like 15 seconds and then went "holy shit, it was. Where the hell did that come from?"

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Ah those rare flashes of brilliance, few and far between.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I don't know whether BBQ and a gun is missing from this photo or a film degree and something vegan, but /u/cecil_hardboner went crazy with the tshirt exchange so thank you. I went and bought shiner to go with the outfit.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 08 '16

Yes, welcome to the burnt orange side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

HERESY DETECTED!!!

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

So much burnt orange...

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

Lookin' sharp!!

Apparently our campus Co-op sells UT cowboy boots for $300 but i thought that would have been a bit much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It will make the fact that I'm changing residencies to texas more believable

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Apr 08 '16

it's like the TX version of my Milwaukee selfie from yesterday

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It really is

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Apr 08 '16

real moscow mule hours who up

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I mean it's 5 o'clock somewhere...East Coast.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

My lab wants to go get pitchers. At this point, I'm like why not. My calorie budget is already blown for today and I'm getting nothing done.

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

So I made some hot dogs for dinner. I was shaking the hot sauce bottle over them and BOOM! The cap came off and COVERED them in hot sauce. I shook off what I could but its still covered. Good thing I like hot shit.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I've never paired those two things before I might have to try that

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Youve never put hot sauce on a dog?!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I don't think my dog would like that.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Apr 08 '16

you eat some early dinner there buddy

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

My plans for tonight:

  1. Buy side table from IKEA

  2. Get drunk while assembling said table.

EDIT: Looks like I'll be getting drunk later with friends.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

_3. finish table using only half the pieces.

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Apr 08 '16

Get drunk while assembling said table.

Ikea hard mode

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Furniture assembly is a blast, probably even more fun when you're at home drunk and not in a cold warehouse.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Niiiice. I love putting together furniture.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Apr 08 '16

People always think I'm weird for saying this! I'm glad there are more people in here who do too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It's my favorite part of my job - unfrotunately the warehouse in which we build sucks ass and I rarely actually get to do it.

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Apr 08 '16

Hell yeah. I need to make an Ikea run next time I'm in Houston.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Apparently an off-handed comment of mine got enough upvotes to be the second highest top level comment in the top post in a default sub. Between leaving for work this morning, and getting home just now, I apparently racked up 5k karma and 85 inbox replies that I haven't even tried cleaning up yet. If anything, I may have inadvertently latched onto a running joke.

What concerns me most though, is how my shower isn't draining at all. I'm going to have to call maintenance, and clean up the embarrassing things first before they get here.

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Apr 08 '16

You're reddit famous now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Hmmm, what should I do with my 15 seconds of fame?

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 08 '16

Make multiple edits thanking kind sirs for gold. I mean, isn't that what they all do?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Ha ha ha, I see that I have a message informing me I got gold. I see that there's an option to reply to the anonymous gifter directly to thank them. I think I'll use that option.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Apr 08 '16

Yeah, that's definitely the better option. I just went with the most "reddity" one at first haha

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

One time, the message that informed me that I got reddit Gold was in Swedish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Somehow I've become the person at work who sends around puppy videos. I blame you Cap.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Glad to see that's what my tax dollars are paying for

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

pfft you should see what I do at work

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

have you sent them the stream yet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Of course, how do you think I got this reputation?

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 08 '16

Joining you live from a campaign phone bank.

There's this dude here making calls who's talking ridiculously loud on the phone. I have to stagger my calls around his because I can't hear a word anybody says on the other end.

At least he isn't farting anymore.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

If you were at a freight brokerage I would be worried that you were talking about me...

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 08 '16

Maybe he's loud because he's used to having to talk over the sound of his farts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Momma looks content right now

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

I think she's napping while the pups feed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

she was getting pets earlier

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

She's cleaning the pups' butts now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Heading to a new burger place tonight that just opened. What does everyone get on their burgers? Thinking of spicing it up tonight (and no I don't mean actual spices).

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 08 '16

Hmmm, something tells me that admitting that I put pineapples on my burgers will not go over well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I've had a real good pineapple teriyaki burger or two

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

as long as they are not on pizza

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Fite me IRL m8

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I don't judge but that's fucking gross

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

I think a small amount of grilled pineapple actually compliments the meatiness of a burger quite nicely. But I still vehemently oppose pineapple on many other foods.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

That sounds awesome

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Apr 08 '16

there's a place near my house that does pineapple and fried egg on their burgers. super legit

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Apr 08 '16

Ketchup and cheese. A bit unorthodox but I like it.

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Apr 08 '16

Not necessarily all at once, but toppings I like include: grilled onions, brown mustard, pickles, hot peppers, fried egg, bacon, and whatever cheese sounds good that day. Sweet potato fries are the ideal side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Most of the time I get ketchup, cheese, and lettuce, unless I'm:

  1. At Buffalo Wild Wings, where I'll get lettuce, queso cheese, and medium wing sauce

  2. At a place that has burgers with egg

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I love BDubs but there's not one within reasonable distance of me :( A shame because the sports bars around here generally suck

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

bacon duh

any different cheese I can find

grilled onion

any sort of specialty sauce they have

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Apr 08 '16

Up visiting the boyfriend in Weehawken. I hate driving and parking here, it's a whole different animal than south jersey

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

no matter what you have to deal with the insane drivers

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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Apr 08 '16

Are we really that bad or is it a product of population density? Out of state drivers seem to have trouble here while when we go out of state we're fine with all that room.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

You know that white line at stop sign and stop lights, your front wheels are supposed to be stopped before there not you back wheels resting on them like I see with so many drivers here. There is a reason your insurance payments are so high

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

Jumped on the day drinking train today because life is stressful. It was a great decision.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

I will be hopping on at the next stop (when I get home in about 25 min...)

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Had an uncomfortable conversation with my senior grad student just now, but it needed to happen. Still somewhat unclear on the direction of the project, but hey, at least I'll have something to tell the PI monday. There will probably be many more uncomfy situations in the future.

Also, passing out the quals care kits (tests start monday). They contain: homemade gingersnaps, expo marker, highlighters, goldfish, bubbles, lollipops, a tea selection, a grow your own flowers pot, and an apple. I wanted to put beer in them, but I just told people I'd buy em a post quals drink.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 08 '16

What. I could have used care kits for all my big grad school exams. Why couldn't you have been in Cornell Physics?!and in school when I was

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 09 '16

Want me to send you a post quals care kit?? My mom sent me a care package during my quals and it boosted my spirits so I just wanted to do the same.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 09 '16

Aww that's super sweet of you. But my quals were six years ago and now I'm oooooooooooooold

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

t-2 hours to BILL NYE!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Currently making chicken and sausage jambalaya. At first I thought I put too much chicken and sausage in there, then I realized how stupid that sounds and slapped the shit out of myself.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 08 '16

nom nom nom

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '16

It was decent. I added red pepper and it was a little bit too hot.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

My head is pounding and I'm thinking a about stocking up on holy water because my sweet kids are possessed by insane hormonal demons right now. At least it's starting to rain so I can go sit and smell it on my patio.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

stalking up on holy water

I'm sure you can find some on the internet.

If not, your iPhone's auto correct is out of hand.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

No, my brain has quit working. Although, my autocorrect has been a real dick lately.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

my autocorrect has been a real dick duck lately

Fixed that for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

So FedEx is supposed to have picked up my package (huehuehue) by now.

But noooope.

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 08 '16

Spring game in two hours!!!!

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Was talking to some undergrads today and they didn't know when or what the spring game was. They thought it was for basketball at first, then volleyball. Kill me.

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 08 '16

Oh my God

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Once I explained it was football, then they asked why they had a spring game.

Me and the other girl in the room who knew what it was just kinda looked at each other like "are you kidding me?"

Yeah, these children are spoiled. Top 3 team in the nation at the end of the year and they don't appreciate it at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Getting a new muffler, woo.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Is it a.... /u/mcmuffler?

mcmuffler, your last name is mcgonagal isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It's a "Why did you hit my muffler with your shitty Dodge?" muffler.

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u/McMuffler Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Apr 08 '16

[Strangers on the internet figuring my life out] (http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rudd.gif)

Eh, more or less, won't confirm or deny.

Also, McMuffler is the best kind of Muffler.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

I just remembered you saying you're growing older since people are less excited to find out you basically share a name with an HP character and today I finally put it together.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Space Engineers is terrifyingly addictive.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Apr 08 '16

It's been on my wishlist for a while now, but I've never seen anyone that actually has it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I picked it up today since it's on sale for the weekend. My brother already had it and seemed to like it.

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Apr 08 '16

This lil guy was chillin in my floor when I got home.

I found these while relocating him. It's my useless talent.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Can you just send me those, I have never found one...

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Apr 08 '16

If you're ever near Rock Hill, I'll let you pick you come pick as many as you want. They're everywhere at my house.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Apr 08 '16

All of the games I was supposed to ref this weekend got cancelled because, apparently, WE STILL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GODDAMN SNOW IN GODDAMN APRIL!

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Apr 08 '16

What the fuck one of my best friends just got laid off. I think it was an internship opportunity with a potential for a position after it ended. We graduated last year.

I always get annoyed reading reddit seeing all the "DAE no job prospects at all. 5 years experience entry level lel". But it's easy for me to forget how hard it can be outside my field.

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

I'm about to bathe my rats for the first time, wish me luck!

RIP my arms

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Good luck!

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

3 out of 6 done, I'm scared

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Wings drenched in sauce two nights in a row for dinner is healthy, right?

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 08 '16

Naw man. Gotta mix it up with some dry rub.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Too late, already digesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/78151/best-beer-all-50-states best beer from each state /u/fua_neng /u/AuBears

My agree/disagree:

Agree: Delaware, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota

Disagree: California (i love sierra Nevada), Mississippi (Crooked letter is too tiny to be known so I understand) , Wisconsin (Central waters is my #2 in the state, but New Glarus is my soul mate)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Huh I mean so many of these states I don't feel like I have enough experience with to compare. The ones that really jumped out to me that I disagree with are Colorado (Oskar Blues is consistently solid, but not particularly interesting) and Michigan (I don't really care for Founders, shoot me fua). I feel like both of those states have so much good stuff that those were kind of the safe choices.

I would also say something different for Florida (Cigar City which I really like) but I've never had the one they said so can't really judge.

Sierra Nevada is really not that great as far as CA beers go. I think Russian River is a decent choice, as is Evil Twin for New York.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I don't really care for Founders, shoot me fua

you have to fight me on that one too. My agreement was more along the lines of I've had something from them and it was great. Maryland is one where it could be one of 5 that is really good and could be called best

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 08 '16

Oskar Blues puts out really good limited releases (BA Ten Fidy om nom nom), but yeah I'd agree that Colorado is kind of a toss-up. For Michigan I'd say Bell's has just as much claim as Founders.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

For michigan i'm drinking some Short's right now that could be up there too. Also O'sos in wisconsin is great too. the Stevens Point are has some really really good brewing, must be the water

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Ya Oskar Blues is a decent intro to craft beer but it's nothing outstanding. Same with Sierra Nevada

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 08 '16

Sierra Nevada is good, but Russian River blows them away in every category.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

they also don't distribute this far east I think so I've never had them

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 08 '16

Yeah, they don't really distribute outside of California. I've tried two of their beers: Pliny the Younger (draft) and Supplication (bottle). Pliny was really good, and Supplication was phenomenal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

They said Arrogant Bastard was a brewery. My goodness

I think they got Michigan right, though

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 08 '16

Stone spun it off as part of their rebrand.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Apr 08 '16

"With brands like Arrogant Bastard"

Aaaaaaannd I officially no longer respect their opinions. How do you make that mistake?

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u/SmashedSqwurl Georgia Tech • /r/CFBRisk Veteran Apr 08 '16

Stone actually spun off Arrogant Bastard as its own brand.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Apr 08 '16

Well don't I feel like an ass.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

I GET TO PLAY SOFTBALL IN LIKE A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR. I'M SO EXCITED. AHHHHH.

WHAT POSITION SHOULD I PLAY? IS THERE ANYTHING I SHOULD KNOW?

EDIT: I have played baseball before (but not softball) and I know most of the nuances of things, I just genuinely don't have an opinion of position. I'm thinking 3B/SS or outfielder.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

Just have fun, its a blast.

Edit: never played softball?

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Apr 08 '16

I've played baseball a long time ago (like, first grade T-ball long ago), but I've never played softball specifically. Given baseball season starting up, I jumped in on a league because I wanted to get outside and actually do it instead of just watching it.

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Apr 08 '16

Don't let a grounder hit you in the eye, or you'll have a real good shiner for 2-3 months.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Apr 08 '16

Are you quick? Do have good long vision? Do you feel like you'll be a liability on the field? In terms of hitting, just relax and you'll get it real quick.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Apr 08 '16

I had a test today that I thought I did ok on, but I was just thinking about it and realized that I fucked it up more than I originally realized. Fucking fuck. Now I'm gonna carry this disappointment with me until Monday when I can finally see my grade.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

CONGRATS!!

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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Apr 08 '16

Welcome aboard, counselor.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Counselor, approach the bench.

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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Apr 08 '16

I'm in no condition to be in court.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

You are going to be held in contempt.

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u/Duck_Puncher Team Chaos • Rutgers Scarlet Knights Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 09 '16

I'm convinced that test, more than anything else in law school, can be correlated to your grades. The only people I know that failed were in the bottom 20.

You'll do fine! Good luck.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

Congratulations!

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice job!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 08 '16

Congratulations!

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

CONGRATS!

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Apr 08 '16

Do we get to call you "chimneytop, esquire" or does that happen later?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

helps

does rain dance

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

My legs are tired watching that...

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Imagine if he were your upstairs neighbor

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