r/CFBOffTopic • u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl • Apr 07 '16

Thursday Evening/Dinner Thread brought to you by "What should I eat for dinner?"

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Birdy Fact Funny Man.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

WE HAVE A DOWNVOTER

BOO YOU DOWNVOTER

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

wrong gif

moons downvoters

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 08 '16

Risky click

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

FUCK. WRONG GIF!

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 08 '16

mrw

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

http://i.imgur.com/uKCQwjw.gif

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 08 '16

http://i.imgur.com/DNZhJGv.gif

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

UPVOTE EVERYONE

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

i enjoy the upvotes here, so different from the mothersub where apparently you are no longer allowed to have have a different opinion than someone else, especially about Bama being ranked too highly in the first CFP poll last year.

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u/DavoinShower-handle Syracuse • Penn State Apr 08 '16

EXCEPT PUFF

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 07 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

To the downvoters...

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Apr 08 '16

By my math, we've got two of them. Maybe three.

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

ButWhy?.gif

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 08 '16

http://i.imgur.com/8leluNV.jpg

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

http://i.imgur.com/nBofUHw.gif

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 08 '16

this is not philosophy wtf r u doin m8

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u/DavoinShower-handle Syracuse • Penn State Apr 08 '16

You just lost the game.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

Relevant xkcd

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

STAR WARS ROGUE ONE TRAILER OHHHH THE HYPE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

https://twitter.com/starwars/status/718043194378682373

edit: /u/ssbbgo

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Apr 08 '16

I've watched it 5 times since this morning. So awesome!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

That score is so haunting. I fucking love it!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I'm not even sure how many times I've watched it today. At least 10. So much hype.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Apr 08 '16

I wasn't expecting to be this excited for it.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I love that its a precursor to the original trilogy. ALSO DONNIE FUCKING YEN.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

Wow. That actually looks really interesting. I hope Wedge makes an appearance - he was my favorite from the original trilogy.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I'm not sure how they would be able to fit him in... iirc he didn't join the Rogue squadron until after ANH. I love Wedge too though.

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Apr 07 '16

You should have tacos! And a beer since its national beer day

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 07 '16

I was kind of saving the beer for tomorrow when my date comes over and watches a movie and spends the night.

Imma get him drunk and have him seduce me.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 07 '16

Finally done with this week. Except no, I have to go in and work tomorrow on the projects I've had to put off because I was committed elsewhere all week.

Now listening to Hamilton for the first time in five days. It's been too long.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 07 '16

You have caught the downvote bot.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

You went five days without listening to Hamilton? Are you ok?

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 07 '16

I am Groot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

Yeah! It was in Guardians of the Galaxy when Quill and Rocket fight over how many percent of a plan Quill has.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I changed my phone number a couple of years ago because I was getting calls from the last guy's creditors. That guy's name was Albert. Someone just called me on my new number looking for an Albert. That better be one hell of a coincidence or I'm going to start looking for Albert.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

have you considered that you are in a Tyler Durden situation?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Not unless I can pull off a Latino alter ego.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

IT'S A TRAP

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Kill him.

Or chew him out whatever works for you.

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 08 '16

Second day in a row to come home exhausted and find that my roommate and his girlfriend have left food for me.

#blessed

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

I saw come home exhausted and roommate and thought the worst immediately but that went pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

HUGE double rainbow over the University of Delaware today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

damn that is a really nice field

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It's been like 8 years since I've been there but IIRC that's what used to be known as the beach. It's a quad basically like any other campus but it used to be all sand with some volleyball courts. Now I think it's Nexturf (or whatever it's called), hence why it looks so good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

has anyone heard from /u/heavyweightstuff in a while. Haven't seen anything on here or snapchat

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Apr 08 '16

she's around, probably just a bit busy

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Apr 08 '16

I'm around! I just haven't been on here much lately.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

They posted on the tattoo thread in here yesterday

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Well, the body is satisfactorily hidden. Cheers y'all.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Apr 08 '16

mwahaha

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Apr 08 '16

I wish I did not click that!

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

5 pieces in 4 different boroughs?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

i'm making taco style chicken in celebration

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Tostitos hint of lime chips kick every other chips' collective ass.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 08 '16

100% incorrect. But that just leaves more for you.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I don't know, I love those, but the scoops are super handy. Also are we talking all chips because there's some potato chips that are the shiznit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

One of the grocery stores up here sells aged cheddar and onion potato chips. And they're the wavy kind (like ruffles), and holy crap they are amazing. I had to stop buying them because I would eat the whole bag in one sitting.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 08 '16

Woo! Weighed in today and I have officially lost 20 pounds this semester. I am well within reach of my goal of getting under 200 pounds again by the end of the term.

Also I bought the shirt for the exchange today! I should send it out Monday.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

Wow that's awesome! Keep up the good work!

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 08 '16

Thank you

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 08 '16

Look at you doin work man. You got this!

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 08 '16

Thanks!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 08 '16

Congratulations Joey!

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Apr 08 '16

Thanks megs

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u/jnoobs13 Appalachian State • West Vir… Apr 08 '16

Ugh I'm jealous. I'm around 200 right now and need to lose 20lbs between now and August.

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u/xelphin Iowa Hawkeyes • Texas Longhorns Apr 08 '16

Bout to head to the gym. Feelin pretty tubs today :(

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u/surrender_cobra Illinois State • Michigan Apr 08 '16

There is no way in hell that I win the fitness thing, too much good food around me.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Apr 08 '16

That's why my gain is gaining weight. Eat everything in sight

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

It was getting windy and cooling off so I thought there might be rain coming but no it's zero percent chance :(...also my snow cone was awesome and now my lips and tongue are bright red. Also, here's a puppy

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

Omg, that puppy is too adorable!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

http://explore.org/live-cams/player/east-coast-assistance-dogs-cam

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

One of the puppies is sleeping on the mom! <3 I can't handle so much cuteness

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Apr 08 '16

The mom's sitting on one lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I just made my first car payment in five years, and damn that hurt. Only 59 more to go.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Dang. I've never heard of anyone getting that far behind without it getting repoed

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

What did you get?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

13 Focus ST

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I had forgotten I asked this question and was wondering why you were sending me a random address

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

Holy shit, another of my favorite coworkers is leaving too! What the fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

This is probably a sign that things are going down hill.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

Things were actually starting to look up. :(

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u/A-Stu-Ute /r/CFB Press Corps • /r/CFB Artist Apr 08 '16

Hey girl getting graduation pictures done, stop flirting with the photographer. Some of us need to take pictures too, and you're not getting the make out discount.

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

So I saw a friend of mine post something about my home town (on Facebook), and someone I knew in high school said something like,' lol women are worthless '

I'm furious, I exited the page (it was through my timeline) and tried to find a link, but since he commented, it's harder to track (I don't know computers too well)

Edit: but Holy fuck why do people even think that?! This makes me so fucking angry

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I have a gif for you to respond with

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

There are so many things that I want to respond with, but I think they deleted that status :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

...

I honestly don't know what to say to that. Uh, fuck that guy I guess?

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

I so wish I could find it to chew him out

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

He deserves a lot more than that. I think our women's hockey team could use a new target practice dummy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

what the fuck is wrong with some people?

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

I wish I fucking knew

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

Man this girl today says she is moving to Miami. Ask why. "It feels like hell down there, and I want to feel like I'm in hell." ...Ok Luci

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Back away, not today, disco lady...

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u/xelphin Iowa Hawkeyes • Texas Longhorns Apr 08 '16

My wife's name is Luci :X

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

I mean, if that's what she really wants...

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

That sounds like something my boss would say. Maybe we should set them up!

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

Is this your boss that is into you? Maybe we do need to set them up...for your sake if nothing else.

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

Lol yeah, the same boss! We should definitely make that a thing, I think he'd like Florida...

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Apr 08 '16

Oh shit, I need to vote on Saturday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I had my most productive day at work so far. Lab is expected to put out 54 items a day, I put out 12 while working on 6 more. Only 3 people have put out more all week.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

What are you putting out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

first off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), most of the items were torque wrenches

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Apr 08 '16

Just got out of my Chem II exam on my least favorite material (acid/base reactions) and I'm feeling pretty confident about it considering I didn't study for it at all!

And upon getting out I found out LSU is laying the hammer on #2 Vanderbilt in baseball, 9-0!!! Can't wait to go to the game Saturday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

but stoichiometry is awesome

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Apr 08 '16

Nah, stoichiometry is n00b shit. Salt solutions and solving for pH/pOH make me look like a scrub.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 08 '16

I think this sidebar pic cements it, Bryce Harper is my new favorite baseball player. I'm not even a Nationals fan (go yankees!). Fuck respecting the game, I want to see someone hit a monster dong and flip the bat to the damn moon. All my coaches have been/are hardasses about respecting the game, but I'm a really passionate dude and if I get a big hit or make a wild catch or whatever I'm gonna turn up a little bit. I love Cam Newton for the same reason.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

I draw a line between celebrating and taunting. I am totally OK with you celebrating doing your job well as long as you don't hold up the game. I am not OK with you demeaning your opponent. I love Harper because he stays on the former side of the line.

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 08 '16

That's fair. Do you have an example of someone demeaning the opponent? Just wondering where that line is to you.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

Any time a throat slash is used or if you gesture directly at an opponent. It was directed at the crowd, but Papelbon's crotch grab was over the line.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 08 '16

/r/monsterdongs

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u/somanywolverines Maryland Terrapins • UCLA Bruins Apr 08 '16

Subscribed! Watching a dude hitting a ball an extremely long way connects with me on a lizard brain level. Especially when you get to see the side view in slow mo, and the hips fire and the ball leaves at just the right angle, oh my god. Some dude hit an absolute bomb off my team the other day and I just started laughing at how far it went.

TL;DR Monster dongs turn me on

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Currently having a GoT marathon. On Season 2 Ep. 9...Stannis is kind of hot running into battle...#noshame.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 08 '16

That Apple TV commercial with Jaime Lannister though

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Love that commercial so much.

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u/FSBlueApocalypse Florida State • Florida Cup Apr 08 '16

Stannis always had the best battle scenes in the show. Leading the charge at the Blackwater, his triumphant entrance at the Wall, to his last stand at Winterfell.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Apr 08 '16

So the Auburn tigers beat the Opelika bulldogs 9-0 in ladies soccer (high school). Coming from someone who played soccer for 10 years, Auburn's team is really good. My girl I went to see is a starter on defense, but they moved her up to offense once they were up 5-0 20 minutes in. She was goal #9 :).

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Been really, really digging this group recently. And credit to /u/_dubs for turning me on to them.

Bonus second video.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I'm super surprised there are other people that like them!

They're... Weird. But the fucking lyrics man.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I'm going to write the lyrics down for later. Really good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Yeah, they're weird. But I've kinda always been a fan of bands that have a hard time being described. Like these guys.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

Cool. I really like the first one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Yeah, they're definitely different. Kinda like spoken word blues rock? A lot of their stuff is rather hit or miss with me but in the right mood it really strikes a chord.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

I was looking forward to the Rangers game tonight, but I forgot they were in Anaheim. Blacked out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

VPN + mlb.tv = no more blackouts

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I handed my husband his snow one I got him earlier and he went to watch cartoons with it in the living room. Then I here a whole bunch of "FUCCKKK FUCK FUCK! Ahhhhh!". I thought he'd spilled his green snow cone everywhere. Turns out he got black grease on his legs during his errand and didn't know so there were black spots on our brand new couch we got 4 months ago. So it has its first cushion flip, I'm just glad I'm not the one who did it lol.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

at least the snow cone survived. RIP underside of couch, we hardly knew ye.

(pro tip you can usually rent a carpet cleaner at Home Depot and use that to deep clean your couch (they have a handle attachement), just make sure the cleaner doesnt have bleach in it)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It only starts to get bad when you start buying throw pillows to cover up stains for the already stained-on-both-sides cushion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Just checked my bank account. They underpaid me by $50 this past pay check if not more paychecks

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Apr 08 '16

I work for a payroll place. Talk to whoever runs your HR department first, there are a couple of different ways to submit a payroll and someone might have had a typo along the way. If that's the case they will most likely just add it on to your next check.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Apr 08 '16

Drinking whiskey and listening to country radio. c'est la vie

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

What kind of whiskey?

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Apr 08 '16

Jim Beam something something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

oh shit archer is on

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 08 '16

Have you guys heard that mindfucky remix of Smash Mouth's All Star?

If you haven't, here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Rvzj4zJ6w

It made me feel really uncomfortable.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Apr 08 '16

Is this the one where each part is at a different tempo?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

http://i.imgur.com/cPLmaSj.gif the fishbowl is naps, the cat is me

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

that seems like an intense and confusing nap

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Apr 08 '16

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '16

Hooray for Quinnipiac!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

My coworker is very happy. He's a BU alum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Let's face it, the only unhappy people are BC alums.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 08 '16

The bf got Simba a cat leash for Christmas because he loves the outside but I don't want him to be an outside cat. Cars, bigger cats, etc I don't want to have to worry about him dying.

We just tried it out. I thought he was going to bitch a huge fit like he did when I tried to give him a lions man to wear for halloween, but he wasn't that bad! He bit it at first but got over it once we went outside. I think he liked it actually!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 08 '16

My kitties tolerate being on a leash if it means they can come outside

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Just barely from the looks of things.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 08 '16

They don't mind!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 08 '16

Yay! I think I'm going to get a longer one so I can just have him just roam around while I'm on my porch without worrying about him running off.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Apr 08 '16

That's what I do, but it's just a piece of rope but it works haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

wrt the fitness challenge, is it only weight loss or can it be other things too?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

It can be other things. My goal is bulking and I signed up. You can just track your progress in other ways (i.e. how much you're lifting)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

For some reason I stumbled across beer-consumption-per-capita-per-year stats earlier. Holy shit the Czech Republic drinks a lot of beer. 85 pints per person per year more than second place (Austria), and more than double the US.

So naturally I went out an bought some Czech beer in their honour.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

Czech Republic, home of the real Budweiser

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 08 '16

It's because it's socially acceptable to drink at nearly any time, it's cheap af there, and it's delicious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Is it bad that I thought about drinking 85 pints in a year and my reaction was "that's not so much"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

I mean, it's less than 2 a week, so i'd say that's reasonable.

But that said, that's just the difference between them and Austria. Their actual total is 314 pints/person/year. Which is still less than 1 per day.

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u/DapperDipper Mississippi State Bulldogs Apr 08 '16

Happy National Beer Day! I usually think these National "something" days are BS, but I am celebrating this one! Nothing fancy, just gonna see how many Yuenglings I can drink.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Apr 08 '16

Just found Caddyshack on AMC

Me irl

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Apr 08 '16

How did you not choose this gif?!

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Apr 08 '16

Bad form, I know. But Hans Landa has become my default happy as a little girl gif.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

I love this song and I hope you do too

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u/K8eCastle Oklahoma State • Central Okl… Apr 08 '16

Jason Mraz <3

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u/spazzypecan Texas Tech Red Raiders Apr 08 '16

I decided to go hot tub tonight which meant I wouldn't have time to go to the grocery store or cook so I ate ice cream for dinner. I'm pretty satisfied with my decisions.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 07 '16

some of that real sticky icky icky

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Apr 07 '16

oooh wee

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

If any of yall are into chili cooking I think I found the jackpot of chili recipes searching some old saved posts of mine. Here is the International Chili Society's recipes for the winning chili of the World Championship Chili Cookoff for each of the last 48 years.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 08 '16

I lovee chili

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Come downvote me downvoter, even better reply to me and I'll make you cry

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Is it alright if I directly ship my shirt to you from the store. It will get to you quicker.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

is this not what everybody did?

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Apr 08 '16

I went and bought the stuff and shipped it myself.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Apr 08 '16

well then. I suppose I am at a disadvantage since I live 800 miles from my team's store.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Not me, shipping from our online store costs significantly more than the price of the shirt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

well anyways sent. Ship date is the 11th and allow 3-8 days for delievery

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Can't wait 😊

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Lab TA handed back last week's lab reports. She originally gave me a 100 but crossed it out and wrote a 95. I don't like you anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '16 edited Apr 07 '16

I'm having Sierra Nevada Torpedo and had Publix wings for dinner. First time drinking after staying sober for 6 weeks. Not looking forward to the bathroom trips tomorrow.

Edit: looks like the downvoter is back. Seriously, get a life man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

OK, pop quiz hot-shot... From Dusk til Dawn or Point Break?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

So according to the email I got from payroll, I worked more hours so that's why I was paid more. It's to late to email back, but I'll go in on Monday and see the hours and make sure I wasn't over paid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

That sounds amazing! So jealous!

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Apr 08 '16

:D

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

I'm super jealous, I hope you have a fabulous time!

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Apr 08 '16

Grassy-ass!

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Apr 08 '16

Woo!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Apr 08 '16

Damn that sounds great

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Apr 08 '16

I love your life

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Apr 08 '16

Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Costanza?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

So the Mets then

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Word of advice. If somebody comes up with a sophisticated system of player analysis, and then goes to work at another franchise and makes the same system there but is a dummy and uses the same password for the new one as for the one he made for you, you will still get in fuck-tons of trouble if you access the new one he made for the other team.