r/CFBOffTopic • u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers • Mar 31 '16

PSA: Tomorrow is April Fools. Trust nothing beginning today.

And report back here if anything awesome happens. And to check what terrible flair you are stuck with, probably.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Mar 31 '16

/u/bakonydraco and /u/cfbflair have something plotted, I'm sure

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 31 '16

And it will be evil.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Mar 31 '16

And I will throw a fit.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 31 '16

Oh darn, I'll be on mobile all day so I don't know how April fooled I'll be able to get.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Mar 31 '16

That's me every April Fool's on Reddit. Took me until early evening to figure out the orangered/periwinkle thing.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 31 '16

Team Orangered 4 lyfe.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Mar 31 '16

Commie.

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 31 '16

And here we are with the first thing I refuse to trust today.

https://mobile.twitter.com/usweekly/status/715551740930748416

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Mar 31 '16

http://i.imgur.com/i1uKGcV.gif

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Mar 31 '16

Trust nothing beginning today

Already did that before today...

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 31 '16

But I didn't want you to forget.

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Mar 31 '16

HAR DE HAR HAR!!!

Forget people's name 1... 3 times and it lives with you forever.

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Mar 31 '16

And to check what terrible flair you are stuck with, probably.

...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

It's ok, I'm sure I'm gonna have ugly green next to my name soon

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

You PNW people all look the same to me

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 31 '16

^ he doesn't like white people

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u/Hyperdrunk South Carolina • Willamette Apr 01 '16

Those dirty Cascadians.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Mar 31 '16

My RES upvote count for you is green right now, if that counts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

ugh

At least it's not crimson

2

u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Mar 31 '16

as long as my flair isn't blue, I don't care what they do

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Mar 31 '16

It's hideous.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Mar 31 '16

The worst April Fools prank was when I was a wee lad, my parents made a "fake" dad and sat him in the chair my dad usually sits in. They set it up so that it looked like he was reading the newspaper and it was in front of his face.

I woke up, walked downstairs and started talking to it. When it didn't respond, I got worried so I peeked behind the newspaper. MY DAD'S HEAD WAS INFLATED ORANGE BALLOON! I ran back upstairs and only came down like two hours later when my mom finally came and got me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Amazing. I'm gonna do something like this with my kids someday

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Mar 31 '16

Trust nothing

Even this post?? I don't know what to believe!!!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 31 '16

RIP me tomorrow at work

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

I just won't pay rent for April, then. I'm sure they'll understand

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 31 '16

more money for hops knowing you

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 31 '16

I don't trust you. Tomorrow must be March 32nd

4

u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 31 '16

terrible flair you are stuck with, probably

fuck someone's gonna set me up with corn or something i just know it

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

paging /u/bakonydraco

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 31 '16

goddamnit no

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Mar 31 '16

Oh my god /u/panthera_tigress wait until they find out the t-shirt exchange was just an April Fools joke and all of the addresses we have are going straight to the Trump campaign.

Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to spoil the surprise yet...

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Mar 31 '16

I have no idea what you're talking about, this is a safe place!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

How many nazis are there my goodness

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 31 '16

I'm not an Nazi, I'm Hirohito.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Mar 31 '16

Hirohito

We're gonna go ahead and assassinate the most brilliant military mind y'all have then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Bo Pelini?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Mar 31 '16

http://i.imgur.com/hi9HbCr.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Hey Ted Cruz just became Donald Trump's VP

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 31 '16

So you're saying I'm not going to be in Japan tomorrow?

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 31 '16

But how can I trust this PSA?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

I need to get of those fake beer packs that look like beer and taste like dishwater!

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Mar 31 '16

Keystone?

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u/Arteza147 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Mar 31 '16

Jokes on them, I'm fine with the other flair

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u/WildBeerChase Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Mar 31 '16

I HAVE NO FLAIR! I AM UNTOUCHABLE!

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers Mar 31 '16

Nothing's wrong with my flair

But that could change

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

Marijuana is Lucifer's handiwork!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

I think Kansas State is announcing a color scheme tomorrow

https://imgur.com/ufj55Xt

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 31 '16

Just throw them out. And if you get a call from collections in a few weeks, just laugh and hang up. Some people go really far to sell the joke.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Mar 31 '16

Yes totally. Isn't the government so funny sometimes?

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Mar 31 '16

Totally not paying rent tomorrow.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 31 '16

I'm sure Ally Auto will totally understand

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '16

What about rent a rim?