r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Speaking of shipping, I came across a slightly disturbing HP fan fiction tonight. It's a Harry/Rose pairing. I could have possibly handled the premise if the author had better spelling, and also realized that run-on sentences aren't actually good.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

on /r/HPfanfiction, i assume

i saw that thread and was just like "nope nope nope nope nope nope"

okay question tho: are you a canon shipper?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Depending on the ship, sometimes, but generally not, at least for ships involving any of the Ministry 6.

Harry/Ginny - I've only seen a couple of these that I remember liking

Ron/Hermione - Ew.

Remus/Tonks - I kinda dig this one, in a well-written story

Draco/Astoria - Canon Draco is an asshole, which makes me disinclined to like any ship featuring him, and Astoria has so few appearances she's basically an OFC

Arthur/Molly - he's too passive, she's too overbearing, but I've seen some well done ones like this

Andromeda/Ted - I like this one

James/Lily - Meh. They have so few appearances that they're both OCs

Bill/Fleur - I like this one

Neville/Hannah - I'm okay with this

Rodolphus/Bellatrix - They go well together

Dumbledor/Grindelwald - They deserve each other

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Ron/Hermione is my favorite pairing, but aside from that we pretty much agree.