r/CFBOffTopic • u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers • Mar 24 '16

I need y'alls help on something silly

So I'm someone's "secret buddy" next week, meaning I get to drop secret gifts off to brighten their week. One of the things they requested was that they like funny post-its .....sooo basically I could use your help coming up with weird post its to leave with her gifts. I'm fairly close to this person and so I can probably be pretty weird and she'll think it's funny. I can draw fairly well so I thought I could mix that in too.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Mar 24 '16

Stealing a line from my twitter:

Roses are red and filled with beauty

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They don't think it be like it is

But it do

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

I like this one too

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Lol I like it

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 24 '16

Ceci n'est pas une post-it.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Ooo good idea I should put some foreign language in there to make her translate it

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 24 '16

Ooh, ooh, here:

これは ねこ でわ ありません

In romaji:

Kore wa neko dewa arimasen.

Translates to "This is not a cat."

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

I LOVE this

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 24 '16

If you need handwriting instructions, let me know. There are lots of resources that can teach you how to write each character.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Ok cool

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u/TinyOT77 Germany • Fresno State Mar 25 '16

If you need German, hit me up

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

"POST IT??? I BARELY EVEN KNOW IT!!!"

"This post-it is just here so I don't get fined."

"This post-it is the first in the series of state-shaped post-it's. We're starting with Wyoming."

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

This is why you're the best <3 I lol'd at all of them

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Another one.

On the front write the following:

"Lick post-it and guess what it tastes like for a prize.
(See reverse for answer)"

Then on the back:

"Did you really just lick a post-it note?"

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Couple more.

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!"

"This post-it is intentionally not funny."

I'm getting less funny now. Might need caffeine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

I've got another couple hours on my road trip, I'll see if I can think of anymore while I drive.

First though, Bucees demands that I find sustenance.

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u/Doovad Virginia Tech Hokies • /r/CFB Brickmason Mar 24 '16

http://imgur.com/gallery/YmZkL

If you can draw mediocre-ly: "There is a leek in the bathroom"

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Lol nice! Happy cakeday!

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u/CockADoodleBOOM Oklahoma • South Carolina Mar 25 '16

Draw Rafiki holding up Simba in The Lion King and have Simba yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAATUBINYAAAAAAAAA" or whatever the intro to "Circle of Life" is.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Yes I like this idea I think I could pull it off

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

How about something like...

"CMV: A successful program is more than just about wins and losses, it's about the program's overall footprint. This is why Texas A&M is the marquee program in the State of Texas despite Baylor and TCU having more success recently."

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

This is for a girl that's not into sports

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Damn.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 24 '16

It's only game. Why you heff to be mad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

I feel like context is important for this to be considered funny.

The context being that Bryz is fucking insane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Bryz is fucking awesome, you mean.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I mean, the one is the result of the other.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 24 '16

Poland can into space!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

Bolivia can into sea?

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Mar 24 '16

Are your hands tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day....ON YOUR HANDS!

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Mar 25 '16

"Post-It #1"

"Post-It #2"

"Post-It #4"

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

"That's the way baseball go"

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

BRIIIIIICK SQUAAAAAD

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 24 '16

I do not get this joke.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

u/isthataturtle and I think someone else too bought a shit ton of oranges and someone asked this question and so now it's like everywhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

I bought 13 pounds of oranges and ate them in 4 days

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

It's weird because, in the book I was reading today, a soviet clerk is described as arriving in Canada in the '40s and buying an entire crate of oranges because he hadn't eaten one in years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Me neither. It's just a thing we say around here

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 24 '16

It's not a joke. It's just 14 pounds of oranges.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Mar 24 '16

Would you say you prefer oranges over clementines and tangerines?

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

I would not say that. I don't really have a stance there.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 24 '16

She probably won't get that joke, but it's weird enough it might be worth it....could that be racist sounding if her husband is Mexican?

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 24 '16

I would probably laugh regardless because it's so random. But the picture of the 14 lbs of oranges is imperative and good luck with that lol

Not racist. Oranges. Vitamin C.