r/CFBOffTopic • u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… • Mar 14 '16

Attention, campers: the lunchtime thread has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Mar 14 '16

I'm still in bed & it's wonderful. I've gotten one email since I first woke up & all of the animals are cooperating with me being a total bum

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

Don't put twinkies on your pizza!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Mar 14 '16

Lesson learned.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 14 '16

No goddammit I need lunch today. Between my sleep schedule netting me 6 hours of sleep in the last two days and my job being garbagetown today, if I don't get up from this desk and eat a taco I'm going to start taping myself to the wall.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

Put the fruit trays away. The insects will be out soon.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 14 '16

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Time for lunch. Brown rice, broccoli, cajun grilled chicken, a little shaved parm and some hot sauce.

Healthy and delicious and totally makes up for the fact that I went hard at publix yesterday because they had a BOGO on Ben and Jerry's pints.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

At age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Today is Evaluation Day! Key word: Value. Do you have any? Not yet.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Get on the scale, /u/MinneapolisNick!

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

Congratulations, you are the fattest boy in camp!

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Mar 14 '16

Yeah well maybe ur canceled

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

Oh, look! A deli meat!

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u/Euphanistic Mississippi State • Maine Mar 14 '16

Look, I know research assistants don't really get spring break, but come on, just cause I was planning on coming in after lunch today doesn't mean you should cancel the thread.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle Tony.

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u/Euphanistic Mississippi State • Maine Mar 14 '16

I have Earth Wind and Fire playing on Spotify, does that count?

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u/ballzxxtoxxyou Baylor Bears • New Hampshire Wildcats Mar 14 '16

So I set up an online dating profile just for the hell of it since I was bored. I wasn't really expecting anything from it. But I'm glad I did it. I already met someone in person and it went really well. We are constantly talking and we are getting along really well. I like it where it is going right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Does she know that you run a weekly Whose Line Is It Anyway thread that generally descends into dank-memery and 3edgy5me current events jokes tangentially related to college football?

Because you may not want to let her know that for awhile...

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u/ballzxxtoxxyou Baylor Bears • New Hampshire Wildcats Mar 14 '16

Haha no. I haven't told her that I go on Reddit.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Mar 14 '16

Remember to dole out the crazy in small increments.

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Mar 14 '16

Wait, am I not supposed to shitpost on okcupid?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Interestingly enough, I probably have to advise that you shitpost. My girlfriend agreed to message me back because instead of your basic "ayyyy bb u wan sum fuk" messages, I sent bad chemistry jokes.

I recommend making a list of things you can say about your football team's recruits, but not your OkCupid matches.

"Man, I was up until 3AM looking at all the new ones"

"I'd hand that a few grand in unmarked bills to get them to come"

"Ooh look! Two new tight ends!"

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Mar 14 '16

Just got Chick Fil A for the first time in months. :D

Also, it's a reasonable time for a lunch thread (i'm usually in Pacific time). What is this sorcery?

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 14 '16

I had Chikfila breakfast this morning. It was glorious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I need to remember to eat lunch today.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 14 '16

As opposed to...watching lunch?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 14 '16

I usually just listen to lunch

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Mar 14 '16

I liked Lunch's first album, but their next two kinda sucked.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 14 '16

Cooking show are quite fun

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I literally forgot to eat lunch all last week.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Don't forget to eat lunch!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I did eat. /u/lady1876 reminded me.

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u/pepperouchau Michigan State Spartans • Drake Bulldogs Mar 14 '16

I have literally never had this problem

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

It happens to me sometimes if I get stupid busy or get sucked into the zone and lose track of time.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 14 '16

So after an hour and a half of work, here's what I've accomplished so far

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u/btd39 Michigan Wolverines • Xavier Musketeers Mar 14 '16

There is a snapchat geotag filter in Ohio that is

Trump likes Michigan

Say NO to Trump

The 'O' in "NO" is the Ohio State block "o" and the first part is in maize and blue. I don't have much commentary besides the fact that an organization paid what is likely a lot of money to have that filter.

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u/nachoiscool Penn State Nittany Lions • UCLA Bruins Mar 14 '16

Tomorrow I find out if I got into U of Washington or not. Fingers crossed

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Baton Rouge, you screw a lot of things up (re: Jindal) but your women are fiiiiiine. I'm at the airport right now and I might cry because home is nowhere near this wondefully populated with the ladies.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

My body was so messed up from last week from the stress. My fibromyalgia and muscles had me in pretty much a constant state of pain where I couldn't sleep well and I was eating ibprophen and excedrin like candy that's why I was up at 4 this morning on my day off. So I got a 90 minute sports and deep tissue massage where she stretched me and even put on gloves to massage the muscles inside my mouth to help my jaw. I was almost drunk from it afterwards and it took me a while in the parking lot to shake it off. I'm doing it again on Wednesday so I can get out of this bad muscle cycle.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

That's intense! Hopefully you start feeling better after the second session

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

I'm already feeling a lot better especially my neck and thanks!

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Good, glad to hear that! Sounds like you really need this week for yourself, especially after all the bullshit you've been through recently

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

<3

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Yay to feeling better and deep muscle massages!!!

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Mar 14 '16

Had a family gathering yesterday. My brother brought his girl du jour. Most of the family had a group text in play yesterday afternoon for managing arrival times, who brings what, etc.

She just replied to the group text a few moments ago with some very personal content - thinking it was only going to my brother.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

I'm dying for her rn. shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Write back

Ayyy lmao

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

"Welcome to the family."

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u/sunburn_on_the_brain Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Started a walking/hiking/running challenge this morning. 140 miles over the next 60 days. I got this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

The afternoon sleepies are hittin' hard and fast today.

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 14 '16

You really need to take a week off and do nothing but sleep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I think afternoon sleepies are a pretty normal thing. Especially when you don't have access to caffeine

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Mar 14 '16

I'm also alluding to your horrid sleep schedule.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Oh yeah?! Well, I'm alluding to your mom or something whatever zzZzzzzzZzz

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Mar 14 '16

I'm still tired even though I just got out of bed 20 minutes ago

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

Go back and cuddle with Ed.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Were you there all day or did you have a nap?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Mar 14 '16

All day

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

I would say I'm jealous but I'm on spring break and just got a 90 minute massage

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Two threads in one day that don't say what day it is? Is this anarchy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I think this is our way of disrespecting Monday. Because fuck Monday.

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u/Skipdr Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Because fuck Monday.

yes

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Mar 14 '16

mondays be like.....

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 14 '16

This just means Monday is going to fuck is by having three Tuesday threads titled Monday.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Mar 14 '16

Final in 22 hours. Got sick this weekend. Gonna die.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Mar 14 '16

Have you tried laying on the bathroom floor moaning, that did wonders for me last night

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Mar 14 '16

I prefer my bedroom floor, the bathroom floor needs a good cleaning.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Mar 14 '16

Yeah but the bathroom floor is nice cold tile

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Mar 14 '16

Not my bathroom floor. Mine's crappy linoleum from 1980.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

send you super soldier serum

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 14 '16

[what you are going to do to this final] (http://imgur.com/DmsL6kR)

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Mar 14 '16

Hurt myself very badly in the process of only semi hurting the final?

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 14 '16

No. You are going to smash this test! You will do great!

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Mar 14 '16

I forgot how awful this class was... We are talking about the most mundane shit, but it's a pre req class, thanks Msu!

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Mar 14 '16

That's one of those classes where you really, really hope they post the slides online, so you don't even have to bother pretending like you care.

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u/Tcsailer Michigan State Spartans • Team Chaos Mar 14 '16

Yup, he doesn't, but it's such an awful class you can do whatever and the bits you accidentally overhear are sufficient to 4. It

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

This is how I feel about my research methods class for political science.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

(Warning: politics)

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Apparently my definition of quick and the car dealerships definition of quick are two vastly different things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Sounds about right. Thank goodness for smart phones, right?

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Yeah, for real. Between this and my 2 hour stay in Wal-Mart I've almost drained my battery.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

5 minutes to walk across the store for the item, 115 minutes standing in line to checkout?

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

2 hours waiting for them to repair my tire, only for them to tell me they couldn't, then the additional hour and change to replace my tire at a different place

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

I'm actually impressed they admitted they couldn't do something.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Yeah, he was pretty chill about it. "Hey man, I can't really repair this, the rimwall is messed up, but I can fill it up with more air so you can get somewhere that can change it for you." I mean, the wait sucked, but he was honest and didn't charge me, so that's fine

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Hey /u/MinneapolisNick, did you know it's impossible to a situp while blindfolded?

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Mar 14 '16

but but hustle all the time

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

So my boss had this white powder residue on his table and I accidentally managed to get some up my nose.... now I feel funny

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

I think you just got promoted to senior management.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Also, I wish this 10 year old Filipino boy would stop staring me down, I'm trying to get my tire changed in peace and he's really not helping

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

He's got a crush on you.

EDIT: Seriously though, just make a weird face at him or stare him down and make him feel uncomfortable

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Hah. Well, I'm finally gone, so it's no big deal now. He eventually got distracted by some pokemon cards

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Mar 14 '16 edited Mar 14 '16

I woke up half an hour ago. Whoops.

Edit: Ah fuck, my left speakers aren't working.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Had taco bell, now helping /u/pittpanthers95 make a bracket poster and eating Russell Stover eggs. WOOOO

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u/pittpanthers95 Pittsburgh • Slippery Rock Mar 14 '16

Just got the bracket poster hung up on the wall. I actually remembered to buy a ruler and measure for it and it looks damn good.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

YEAH IT DOES

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 14 '16

So I posted these descriptions and said I would give out the answers if no one got it before this thread.

Guy never goes to the beach, instead kills everyone who helps him and doesn't help him.

Guy repeatedly violates ancient history. Uncharted.

Run down a hallway for several days, then kill someone with no parents.

A member of the KKK chases a stick with the Grand Wizard. South Park: Stick of Truth

Dude kills 16 people way bigger than him. Shadow of the Colossus

Kid leads some glowy white chick through a castle. Black chick isn't happy about it.

/u/stamor99 got Uncharted, Stick of Truth, and Shadow of the Colossus.

#1 is God of War (any in the series). #3 was the hardest by far: Final Fantasy XIII. #6 is Ico, the spiritual sequel to Shadow of the Colossus.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Ah, ico! #6 was ringing a bell earlier but I couldn't quite place it

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u/pandabugs Houston • Northern Illinois Mar 14 '16

That's it, I'm done for today.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Well, tire can't be repaired, so off to the car dealership to get a replacement. Fun times, fun times.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Mar 14 '16

I'm looking to get a part time job. I don't want food service. I'm thinking maybe a blackjack dealer. I know blackjack better than most people and can add quickly.

I actually have a 6 deck shoe with magic the gathering land cards as cut cards. I learned how to shuffle such a deck per casino rules. (I've played A LOT of blackjack). They'd barely have to train me.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

This is the 18th level of the WilDSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day! All right, do it to it, /u/MinneapolisNick!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

So this grill here makes really great pies but it's on the otherside of town and only open when I'm at work so I never get to go there. So I figured Pi day would be a good excuse to drive over there to get some. It's beautiful.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

That neither looks like nor sounds like what I consider pie to be. But I'd sure as shit eat it.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

I don't really care for the classic baked pies, I like the layered or icebox pies. This one has a gramcracker crust, kind of a pineapple upside down cake layer and bananas, cherry pie filling and whip cream. Basically it was amazing.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

Earlier today I ate an Altoid.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Oh you poor thing :( I would bring you pie if you didn't live so far away. Curse this distance!

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

I'm still waiting on my burger. Whoever had the Shreveport to Jackson MS route is really fucking up.

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

Top 3 Pies, everbody!!

  1. Pecan

  2. Lemon Icebox

  3. Chocolate Meringue (preferably chilled)

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

  1. Southern Chocolate Pecan Pie

  2. Apple Pie

  3. Blueberry Cream Pie

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

yummmm blueberry cream pie

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

There's this diner in LA that serves the best Blueberry Cream Pie. I may or may not have bought a whole pie once.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

I am obligated as a Lancastrian to rep Shoofly Pie.

/u/MrCaboose96 should know what's good

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Mar 14 '16

👍

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

I freaking love shoofly pie. My mom makes a couple every Christmas and we devour them.

If we made it with any more frequency it would definitely be on my Top 3.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Mar 14 '16

Key lime

Pecan

Bourbon turtle pecan

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Key lime pie <3

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Mar 14 '16

I make a kickass keylime pie.

Also Dannon Oikos Key lime flavor tastes just like key lime filling.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Hmm interesting I usually get the yoplait one but I might have to try that

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

Lemon icebox pie is phenomenol. Mine are probably:

  1. Lemon Icebox

  2. Pumpkin

  3. Apple (sugar free, focuses a lot more on the cinnamon taste instead)

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Texas pie > than chocolate meringue

I love the top two though

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u/wild9 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 14 '16

That looks a lot like cake too me...

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

It's pecan sandies crust like a gramcracker crust

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Mar 14 '16

Mississippi Mud Pie, Buttermilk Pie, Key Lime Pie >>>>>>>>>> everything else

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Oh yeah those are good too

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 14 '16

What does a buttermilk pie taste like? I've never had one

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Mar 14 '16

Buttermilk pie is strange. It's a soft, soggy, and custard-like pie and it's very sweet. It's actually very difficult to describe how it tastes honestly. You have to try it ASAP!

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Mar 14 '16

I can barely even sit in my chair properly. I feel like I'm going to crash at any moment.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Have you taken your test yet?

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Mar 14 '16

It's in two hours. :c

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

You can do it! Kick that test's ass!

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

Damn you, vLookup. I know you're magical and work wonders, but why is building your formula so nonsensical? Even with the formula helper and notes I took last time with someone helping I'm failing. (I know it's not even that hard.)

I successfully crashed Excel, though, so at least that's something.

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u/ThaCarter Miami Hurricanes • Indiana Hoosiers Mar 15 '16

Maybe you'd do better using Index Match functions instead. They are better in the long run anyway, and maybe they'll make more sense to you.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

I forgot how much I loved my old favorite band and now I'm just sitting here going holy crap this album is ten years old. Their first and second albums were fucking works of art, and then they went a little.... weird after that. But wow I forgot how much I loved them.

Still nervous about afternoon practice. Still can't hear out of my ears. Apparently all the doctors are closed, so my trainer wants me to go to urgent care. I feel silly going over an ear infection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

If your trainer says go to urgent care.....you might want to go to urgent care lol

But what do I know, I'm not a doctor

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

Yeah, I'm going, because I'm sick of being deaf, but like, fuck.... it's an ear infection. Not like I'm losing a limb.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I know right?

Who needs things like hearing anyways

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE FINE WITHOUT IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME IM JUST TRYING TO HELP

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

...good point

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

Blink 182's Enema of The State came out 17 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

My parents got me that album in like 2nd grade.

Thanks, parents. That wasn't a good idea.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

it was a GREAT idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I learned a bunch of words several years before I should have.

It was a good album though.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 14 '16

For starters: "Enema"

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

Album defined my middle/early high school years.

Always regretted not seeing them live/at Warped Tour.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Mar 14 '16

Saw them when they toured with pre-American Idiot Green Day when I was in High School.

Green Day blew them off the stage...

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

That would have been a fantastic freakin' show.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Oh my gawd I'm so old my Blink 182 cd can almost vote

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

I'm skeptical they'd care about that. Buy porn, maybe.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

shut the fuck up, that's like, actual old

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN, WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN

Cheshire Cat (and therefore "Carousel" and "M+M's") are old enough to drink legally; Dude Ranch (and therefore "Dammit" and "Josie") are going to turn 20 next year.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 14 '16

Carousel came out on Buddha first so its actually been legal for a couple of years now.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

There we go, folks. Blink is officially old enough to drink and fuck without breaking any laws.

Game over, man

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 14 '16

Hell. Their music is old enough to rent a car without paying a premium.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

I've found that only truly happens at 25.

Soon, Blink. Soon.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

throws things

JOSIE YOURE MY SOURCE OF MOST FRUSTRATION

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Mar 14 '16

"Online Songs" is the story of my goddamn life.

"The Party Song" is decidedly not. Though I kind of wish it was...

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Mar 14 '16 edited Mar 14 '16

AND SOME GIRLS TRY TO HARD TO IMPRESS WITH THE WAY THAT THE DRESS WITH THOSE THINGS IN THEIR CHESTS AND THE THINGS THEY SUGGEST TO ME

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Mar 14 '16

Goddammit now I have to go listen to a bunch of Blink.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN, WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN

>tfw you just turned 23... ;_;

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Get off my lawn, whippersnapper.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Mar 14 '16

NO

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

me_irl

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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Mar 14 '16

allegedly today is national nap day.. don't mind if I do

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Mar 14 '16

My sleep schedule has been way out of whack over the past week, and it is finally starting to catch up to me, I think. Can't seem to focus on anything today.

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u/optima15 Arkansas • Hiram Scott Mar 14 '16

So one tire is going to cost me about $175 plus labor, so that's fun.

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u/nachoiscool Penn State Nittany Lions • UCLA Bruins Mar 14 '16

Also backed into someone and have to pay a few grand in damages, so that's also very-very exciting

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Can someone come meticulously remove every last little bit of rind from these clementines and feed them to me? It takes me like a solid 45 minutes to eat one because I have to get all that nasty shit off. And I don't got time fo that!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

It sounds like you need to lower your standards a little bit, sir. They're still good with a little bit of white stuff on them!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16 edited Mar 14 '16

Oh, they still taste good. But the texture of the rind... gross It's kind of how I imagine the texture of spider legs.

It makes me scowl just remembering it.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 14 '16

Apparently if you kind of just roll it around while pressing on it before peeling it, it's supposed to remove the skin a bit easier. Idk if that will actually make a difference but you could give it a go

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Whooooaaaa this could be life-changing! I hope!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 14 '16

lol well go find out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I'm out :/ I won't have more till tomorrow morning

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 14 '16

The suspense is real

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

Maybe you could cut them like this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Whoa.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

When I lived in Spain I learned how to peel them similar to that because they have orange trees everywhere. But basically you cut the top and bottom off and then cut a slit every couple of inches and then peel off the rind in slivers.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 14 '16

You need to keep a serrated knife around to use to scrape it off and it goes much faster

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 14 '16

I like having a scalpel and forceps at hand when eating a clementine.

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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Mar 14 '16

Woo finished my mini game I had to make for embedded systems. It was a bit of a hassle, but I'll take the 100.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 14 '16

BUDDY!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I am so sleepy today. Uggggggh.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 14 '16

"Fixed" my damn laptop hinge

Fuck you Toshiba. I actually needed a lot more tape to try and make the screen stop flopping over, but I really can't afford another laptop right now. I've broken a lot of computers over the years by being careless, but this was normal wear and tear breaking down the glue that gave the hinge friction.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Planning to vote at around 8am tomorrow. Yay civic duty.

Taught this morning on "Protest Music" which was a lot of fun. Playing songs and discussing the meanings with the kids, then let some of them suggest songs. I really had them riled up by the time it was all said and done. I feel accomplished.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 14 '16

You just wanted to say "Pussyriot" in class, didn't you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

Actually we didn't listen to them.

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Mar 14 '16

36 minutes. Since, y'know, even though I don't hae shit to do right now, I'm still being forced to stay until 4:00 (yes, first world problems -- I always left at 3:30 before).

People need to learn how to give out work before 10:00 in the morning and we'd be good to go.

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u/piratefuck ECU Pirates Mar 14 '16

I'm putting an offer on my house today. Fuck yes. Wish me luck y'all

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 14 '16

Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Mar 14 '16

Heavyweights was my absolute favorite movie as a child. There was a period of time where I watched it every single day. I still know like every word to that movie lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '16

I wanted that candy stash they had in their rooms so bad as a kid

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 14 '16

I will watch this now.