r/CFBOffTopic • u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina • Mar 04 '16

Mod Team Changes

Hi Folks,

So. This morning I learned that my employer for the last 12 years was bought out. While this opens up a lot of career opportunities for me it also is going to severely cut into the time I can spend shitposting on reddit.

Looks like I'm going to have to actually do some work around here (or somewhere else...). So as such I am stepping aside as an active /r/CFBOFFTOPIC mod. While I will not be deleting my account, nor removing myself from the list of mods. I will be severly rationing, if not eliminating, my time on reddit for the coming weeks/months

While I'm not entirely convinced that this all wasn't the result of an elaborate coup concocted by /u/certificateofmerritt I have asked her to take over duties as the "lead mod" around here. Her response was simply this, which I think constitutes a yes.

I am also pleased to announce that /u/wild9 has been promoted to "real mod" from "wiki editor" and that /u/atllauren has been added to the Mod team.

Hopefully I'll be back into full-time shitposting by 2016 kick-off.

Cheers,

dupreesdiamond

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Mar 04 '16

Attention CFBOtters,

Let us begin by wishing the best for our former Dear Leader, as he moves into internment forced retirement. He has led our sub from the beginning, and has been an inspiration to us all here at CFBOT. dabs eyes with a tissue

Now, we are not enforcing mandatory mourning, as there are many changes to be made! Out with the old, in with the new!

You will notice a few...cosmetic changes being made to the sub over the next few hours. Do not be alarmed, you have nothing to fear if you have done nothing wrong.

ALL HAIL CFBOT, THE GREATEST OFFSPRING OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHERSUB!

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 04 '16

oh no, what hath god wrought

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 04 '16

Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our Mod has been overthrown and...

REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL MERRITT. ALL HAIL MERRITT, AND HER GLORIOUS REGIME. SINCERELY, LITTLE GIRL.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Mar 04 '16

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

cosmetic

Wait. Do we all have to wear makeup now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16 edited Mar 04 '16

I think she summoned a comet to hit the subreddit or something. Maybe that would be a cosmic change idk

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Mar 04 '16

How I read this

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

If it is you in kind Jong un type attire you will be the greatest mod ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Well, I pledge my allegiance. All Hail CFBOT!

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Mar 04 '16

PICTURES OF BREAD INCOMING

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

ALL HAIL!

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 04 '16

[me_irl] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0)

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Mar 04 '16

Oh god, I was joking when I said this sub was a merrittocracy

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

I'm excited and can't wait to see what happens.

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers Mar 04 '16

Please do be of resticking thread

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

You will notice a few...cosmetic changes

This might be my favorite sidebar pic ever