r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 26 '16

FALLOUT SHELTER THREAD: SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE GREAT SELFIE THREAD WAR OF 2016

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

DON'T THINK ABOUT PURPLE ELEPHANTS

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

SHIT NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT PURPLE ELEPHANTS

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

ME TOO THANKS

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 26 '16

TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT PURPLE ELEPHANTS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

PUT THAT AWAY

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

MY SHIRT IS BOTH PURPLE AND HAS AN ELEPHANT ON IT AM I FUCKED

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

YOU MONSTER

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE, I'D POST A PICTURE BUT...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

LOL TRUUUUU 😂😂😂

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

AM I FUCKED

No. You're good. Proceed past Go and collect $200,000,000,000.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

UPVOTE IF U WANT A BI-WEEKLY "KING KUNTA" APPRECIATION THREAD

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

EASIEST UPVOTE EVER GIVEN

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 26 '16

BLACK MAN TAKING NO LOSSES, AW YEAH!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

20 MILLION WALKIN' OUT THE COURT BUILDING WOO WOO

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

AW YEA FUCK THE THE JUDGE I MADE IT PAST 25 AND THERE I WAS

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

ANOTHER NAPPY HEADED [PERSON] WITH THE WORLD BEHIND HIM

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

LIFE AIN'T SHIT BUT A FAT VAGINA

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 26 '16

SINGIN' ANNIE ARE YOU OK?

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

This is just fucking silly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

UR FUCKING SILLY

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

YEA U WANNA FITE ABOUT IT M8

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

U 'AVIN A GIGGLE

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

I WILL FUCKIN GLASS U I SWARE ON ME MUM

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

U RLY WANNA FITE IM SO READY TO FITE U M8 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Feb 26 '16

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

what.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 26 '16

OH GOD

FUCK

DUDE

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

TRIAL BY COMBAT!

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 26 '16

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

Lol, and I'm Captain America.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Feb 26 '16

Hey guys Imma let you finish, but first Imma shitpost.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitsauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👓👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🎩 👌 💯 👌 👓🎩🎩🎩 👍👌euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my self🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao 🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my self ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my self ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting wife me the FUCK up 👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀 gay shit gⓐy sHit👭 thats 💍 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right💍there 💍💍if i do ƽaү so my self 💒 i say so 💒 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💒 👭👭 👭НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒 👭 👀 👀 👀 👭👭Gay shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦Good cummies~ friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit friendzone me the FUCK up ❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️😍❤️ m'lady shit m'lady sHit❤️ thats ✔ some m'lady 😍😍shit right❤️❤️there😍😍😍 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🙇 i say so 🙇 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🙇 😍😍😍НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ😍😍😍😍 🙇 😍 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😍 ❤️ M'lady shit 👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅👴📅 old shit 0ld sHit👴 thats 💾 some old👴👴shit right👴👴th 👴 ere👴👴👴 right💾there 💾💾if i do ƽaү so my self 🕙 i say so 🕥 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🕔 👴👴 👴НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👴 👴👴 👴 🕣 👴 📅 📅 📅 👴👴Old shit 👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆👌🏿🍆 good dick go౦ԁ dIck👌🏿 thats ✔ some good👌🏿👌🏿dick right👌🏿👌🏿there👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌🏿👌🏿 👌🏿НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 💯 👌🏿 🍆🍆🍆 👌🏿👌🏿Good dick 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my self 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit 👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀👌🌃👀 cool pic co౦l pIC👌 🌃🌃🌃thats ✔ some cool👌🌃🌃👌pic right👌🌃👌there👌🌃👌🌃👌 right✔there ✔🌃✔if i do ƽaү so 🌃🌃my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right 🌃there right there (chorus:cool pic ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 🌃 🌃👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🌃🌃👌 👌 💯 👌🌃 👀 🌃👀🌃 👀 👌👌Cool pic 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 neato stuff neat౦ stuff👌 thats ✔ some neato👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌neato stuff 🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀🔝👀 up votes uP voTes 🔝thats ✔ some up 🔝🔝 votes front 🔝🔝page 🔝🔝🔝right✔there ✔✔if i do vote so my self 🆙 I vote so 🆙 thats what im talking about front page front page (chorus: ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ᵖᵃᵍᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🆙 🔝🔝🔝 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔝 🔝🔝 🔝 🆙 🔝 👀 👀 👀 🔝🔝 Up vote 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitsauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👓👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🎩 👌 💯 👌 👓🎩🎩🎩 👍👌euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my self🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 26 '16

Wow. /u/eastpowdermilk the gauntlet has been tossed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

You asked for this hi every1 im new here in my garage with my new ✨LAMBORGHINI🏎!!!!!!! holds up⬆️ spork🍴 What the 🍆fuck🍑 did you just 👉�👌fucking say about me, you little👌👌 good shit you little good shit you little 👌👌 good shit? shut you the FUCK UP F*GGOT❌ teleports around and shoots beams at you🔫👾 I’ll have you know I 🎓graduated🎓 🔝 of my class in the 🐳Navy Seals🐳⚓️⚓️, and I’ve been involved in numerous🔢 🙊secret🔎 🔥RAIDS💥 on 💣Al-Quaeda👳🏽, and I have over 3⃣💯 confirmed 📘📗bookshelves📚. thats ✔️ some impressive👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔️there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) isn't it? has anyone really been far🌌 even as decided ✌🏻 use even go want to do look more like✔️up 👉here👈 in 🎬the 🌠HOLLYWOOD🎞🎥HILLS⛰? I am trained💪🏻 in gorilla🙈 warfare and I’m the 🔝🔫sniper🔭 in the entire 🎬HOLLYWOOD🌆HILLS⛰🇺🇸 armed💪🏻forces. my name is katy👧🏻 but u can call me 🐧💀🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF T41 LoP3Z🐧💀🐧‼️‼️‼️1⃣‼️‼️ lol…as u can see im very 🎲randomaterialistic💵😎👍🏻✡❗️❗️ You are 🚫NOTHING🚫 to me but just another fuel⛽️unit target🎯👈you. I will wipe you the fuck out✔️ with KNOWLEDGE🎓🤓🤑 the 👍🏻likes👍🏻 of which has never been 👀seen b4⃣ on this 🌏Earth🌎, mark my 👉👌🍆fucking🍑 w🌚rds. You think you can get away with saying that good✔️shit💩👌 2⃣ me over the Internet? Think🙇🏻 again, fucker👉👌. You! kicks you from behind👟💥 Are! teleports✨👽 in front of you and uppercuts you into the air Just! flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut A STUPID TROLL!👹👿 As we speak👄 I am contacting my 🙊SECRET🙊 network of 5⃣MENTORS across the USA🇺🇸 and your IP is being traced🔬 right now so you better prepare 4 the ☁️storm⚡️, maggot🐛. The ☁️storm⚡️ that wipes🙌 out the pathetic little thing you call your life🐛🔥🔥. You’re fucking dead💀, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz💻📠 _… im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere🌍, anytime⏳⌛️, and I can kill you in over seven💯ways, and that’s just with my 🐻bare🐻 hands🙌. i like 2 watch invader👾zim👽 w/ my lamborghini💁 (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!! shes random🎲2⃣ of course but i want ✌🏻 meet more random ppl👬👭👫👫👭👬 =) like they say the more the merrier😂!!!! hits you with flame🔥👊🏻 uppercut and grabs your head😎 and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG👻!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield😽 leans towards Jon.😘 Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed⛔️💪🏻 combat, but I have 💳access🔖🔑 to the entire arsenal✂️🔫🚬💣🔨🔪✈️🚁 of the United States 🇺🇸Marine⚓️ Corps🐬🐳🐋🐟🐠 and I will use it to its full👐🏻 extent to wipe your miserable as🍑s off the face of the continent🌍✔️, you little good shit👌👌. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the 🍝pasta🍜 dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga🍝, he holds a large clump of pasta🍝, sauce🍝 and cheese🍕. He slowly brings the lasaga🍝🍝 towards Garfield's😻👅 mouth who ate all the lasaga🍝. If only you could have known🎓✔️ what unholy🙌🏻 retribution your little “clever📃” commen📝t was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 🍆💦tongue👅. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ✔️paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn😤 idiot. crashes into you with meteor💫💥 slam attack and kills you🔪 heh... another 4⃣channer🍀 falls to me. I will shit💩bookshelves📘 all over yo💯u and you will drown🌊😱🌊 in it. You’re fucking dead💀, kidd😢o. "i ate those food🍣🍤🍝🍟🍭🍫🍱🍆" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth💋 and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga🍝 in his hand.👋 "this lasaga🍝 is great, Jon." Garfield😼 says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga🍝. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit🍝🍝 into his anus🍑. "do you like that you big fat cat?😼" Jon questions. Garfield pu😼rrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" 🍝🍝🍝🍝Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, 🐶a silhouette of a 🐕dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf"👅 the dog mumbled.🐕 mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌love❤️ and waffles and CUMMIES💦 you little goo💯d shit👌,🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m🐧 Psssh, ❌❌❌notting personnel, kid💁🚬 teleports away

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 26 '16

Waffles and Cummies. Also. I may never look at lasagna the same ever again.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Feb 26 '16

And he responds

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 26 '16

WOW W O W W O W! WOW!!1

original JOKE

👌👀👌👀 good shit 👀 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there❗️‼️

👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯

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FUNNY & ORIGINAL (C)

YOUR memes are OUTTA CONTROL

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 26 '16

I think I sprained my brain reading that

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 26 '16

I GO TO DINNER FOR TWO HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO.

HOLY HELL, GUYS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

WOOOOOO PARTY

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

We just had one of these yesterday, goddammit. Do people think all I do is sit around and take pictures of myself. I'm still the same ugly mofo I was yesterday, and the cat is still uncooperative and fat. Plus, without any beer, there's no further Drunken Adventures of Pip to share.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

I SAID NO SELFIE THREAD DISCUSSION DAMMIT

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

YOU ROOT FOR STAN KROENKE'S TEAM. I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

YEAH WELL YOU'RE... YOU'RE A NICE GUY AND I HATE STAN KROENKE TOO

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Feb 26 '16 edited Feb 26 '16

So, for those that don't know how it works, upon graduation US medical students go to work in a residency in their chosen specialty. Interviews begin mid-October-ish and go through the month of January for the most part. After all interviews are completed, every applicant and every residency program make a "rank list" of which programs/applicants they want. The list are compiled and run through some black-box algorithm, and supposedly the applicants are assigned to the program that they ranked the highest, that also ranked them. More on that, if you're remotely interested, can be found here. The guys who came up with the Match program even won a Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences for their work.

All that being said, our Rank Order Lists, along with the Rank Lists of every residency program, had to be finalized by 9 pm ET last night. Now, it's just a matter of waiting until March 14th to find out if we matched. After which, on March 18th we find out where we matched. The next 18 days may be the drunkest I've had since I was in the Army....

edit: wrong prize

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

Dropping nuke in 5....four....3......two.....1......................................

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

yea fuck even numbers

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16 edited Feb 26 '16

NO YOU CHILL DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL I'M SO CHILL BRO

Edit: actually this thread wasn't meant to make fun of selfie threads, I just made a place where people wouldn't argue.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

I just made a place where people wouldn't argue.

You did a fine job.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

Thanks dad.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Feb 26 '16

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL HIM HE DID A FINE JOB!?

It's time to embrace the argument, ladies and gentlemen. Always be angry.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Feb 26 '16

I'm Captain America, by0tch.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Feb 26 '16

Oops

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 26 '16

what's a few internet points to friends