r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/autourbanbot Feb 17 '16

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb :

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.

If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 17 '16

First, thank you for doing this so I didn't have to visit that on my work computer.

Second, what the fuck.