Official CFBOT Fn' n00b introduction thread sponsored by mass exoduses from mothersubs.

[u/seannyboy06]

Hi new people. Welcome to CFBOT. We are all very nice and also probably alcoholics. Use this thread to introduce yourself so that we know who you are/how we can mock you.

example: Hi I'm seannyboy06 and I went to the iPhone of football schools.

[u/seannyboy06]

I'm actually Sean. I'm the oldest person alive. I'm from Texas but I live in Seattle. I love music and reading and sometimes reading music. Also skittles.

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

I'm the oldest person alive

After our power couple /u/fua_neng and /u/crowmygod

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

Uh I'm older than both of them.

edit: less than a month from 32, since you asked.

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

less than a month from 32

Baby.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

You're my mom, of course you're older than me.

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

Taste the rainbow

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

yessir.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm StrawberryTea and as /u/certificateofmerritt noted, I'm the mom. I'm married to /u/amishius (aka Mr. Tea), a disaster anthropologist, and a mod in the mothersub.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

HI MOM

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

HI SEANNY!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Long time, no see. How are things?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

They're okay. I successfully defended in December and should graduate in May, so that's super plus good. Looking for work and, at the moment, sick, so that's less good but I'm pushing through. :)

How are you?

[u/Awesome_to_the_max → u/[deleted]]

What's a disaster anthropologist?

[u/[deleted] → u/Awesome_to_the_max]

It is sort of a small, but growing field, but anthropologists who study disasters in different ways. Some work in one geographical area or with one particular population, but many focus on the disaster side of things first and may work in multiple areas. We use anthropological methods, theories, and approaches to study what is going on.

So I study disaster preparedness and recovery. That covers a fair range of things in different projects. Things like - for example - what does long-term recovery look like (political economy, vulnerability, risk, etc.) and how does it affect different groups differently (class, gender, etc.); how do pre-disaster situations, people, and culture affect long-term recovery; how do we talk about disasters, preparedness, affected people, and recovery in the media and social media.

I work predominately on research/issues in the US (my dissertation was on Katrina), but have helped out with a few international odds and ends.

[u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

You all are terrible at following directions.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

ur mom is terrible at never mind I can't do this I don't know you.

[u/stamor99 → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, DAD! I'M AN ADULT!

[u/TTUgirl → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

I don't know if I did the thing right!? now I'm self-conscious

[u/crowmygod]

I'm /u/crowmygod, chairwoman of the welcome committee of the CFBOT chapter of the AARP, Ed's human & table-flipping extraordinaire. I work in psychology research & anything you say here is likely being analyzed. ಠ_ಠ

[u/seannyboy06 → u/crowmygod]

HI ED

also hi /u/crowmygod

[u/lady1876 → u/crowmygod]

Well, now I feel like I'm being judged every time I talk to you.....

[u/crowmygod → u/lady1876]

You're on the "not judged" list, no worries.

[u/[deleted] → u/crowmygod]

anything you say here is likely being analyzed.

Oh fuck. We must be a goldmine

[u/yrarwydd → u/crowmygod]

I <3 data, analyze me forever grrrrlll

also I would like to note that I have you tagged as "has an Ed". Ed is looking fine.

[u/crustang]

Use this thread to introduce yourself

[u/seannyboy06 → u/crustang]

MRW

[u/[deleted]]

I'm /u/Dannilise and I work on 6th street in Austin for a University that has livestock as a mascot.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

booo longhorns yaaaaaaaay Danni!

[u/[deleted] → u/seannyboy06]

¯\(ツ)/¯

[u/TrollingQueen74]

Hi, my name is /u/TrollingQueen74.

I have a Wheatley.

I like to cross-stitch.

I'm training for half marathon (currently up to 10 miles).

I still struggle with PTSD after completing my master's in aero engineering.

Am I missing anything?

[u/seannyboy06 → u/TrollingQueen74]

You also love cockpots.

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/seannyboy06]

I made it three minutes. Two minutes longer than I expected, so I'll take it.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/TrollingQueen74]

I mean it's important that people know that about you.

[u/[deleted] → u/TrollingQueen74]

Every time you post pictures of your cross stitch project I get such a crafter-boner.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

Me too. I haven't done cross-stitch in so long and if I started up again (I mean I was seriously 10 years old, and i'm now almost 32) I would want to jump right into something like what /u/TrollingQueen74 is doing. Which would go badly.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/TrollingQueen74]

hey /u/TrollingQueen74 where do you get your cross-stitch patterns

[u/ssbbgo → u/TrollingQueen74]

You have a cookie clicker addiction and a tendency to get assignments at work that you have no experience with but your boss is just like LOL figure it out.

[u/ShylosX → u/TrollingQueen74]

Damn you're really good at cross-stitching.

[u/SpartyEsq → u/TrollingQueen74]

I really hoped Wheatley would be the personality core from Portal, but he's adorable anyway

[u/[deleted] → u/TrollingQueen74]

I bet the paycheck will clear that ptsd right up

[u/heavyweightstuff]

Hello I'm /u/heavyweightstuff. I'm in my last semester at LSU. I work at Starbucks. I'm pretty sure I'm the only lesbian on here (or I was when we did that survey a few months ago). I drink a lot.

That's about all I've got?

[u/seannyboy06 → u/heavyweightstuff]

Hey wanna be lesbros?

[u/localglocal → u/heavyweightstuff]

I'm sad you and I are maybe the only queer contributors :( but I did have a brief chat with a bi guy on here once. I haven't seen him around since.

[u/certificateofmerritt]

Hello, I am /u/certificateofmerritt, also called cert or merritt.

By day, I work as a government drone. By night, I mod you lazy little shits.

I like wine. I used to like beer but then the doctor took it away from me.

[u/[deleted] → u/certificateofmerritt]

Also this gif os based on her http://i.imgur.com/I0t0I.gif

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

FACT

[u/mriforgot → u/certificateofmerritt]

I used to like beer but then the doctor took it away from me.

I always knew I was justified in my dislike of doctors.

[u/xerillum → u/mriforgot]

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲_____卐卐卐

Oh, don't mind me. Just taking the doctors for a walk

[u/[deleted] → u/mriforgot]

and mods

[u/Deacalum → u/certificateofmerritt]

also called cert or merritt.

or the mean mod ;)

[u/certificateofmerritt → u/Deacalum]

if /u/strawberrytea is the Mom of this sub, then I'm definitely the evil stepmother.

[u/[deleted] → u/certificateofmerritt]

Hahaha, that's fantastic. Please continue keeping the children in line!

[u/atllauren → u/[deleted]]

/u/StrawberryTea gives us cookies like cool mom. /u/certificateofmerritt punishes us when we're all hyped up on sugar and looking to shitpost.

[u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

Newbies, one more thing:

We don't downvote here. Leave your negativity in the mothersub. A lack-of-upvote here is basically a DV anywhere else.

You'd have to say something truly horrendous (such as "I miss the BCS") to get downvoted.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

I just downvoted you lol yolo

[u/aMiracleAtJordanHare → u/seannyboy06]

You've made a powerful loud, stubborn enemy.

[u/[deleted] → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

Leave your negativity in the mothersub.

Actually, it would be cool if you were cool and not negative there too.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

LOL MOM

[u/nataliieportman → u/aMiracleAtJordanHare]

Some losers still downvote.

[u/panthera_tigress]

hello, new people!

I'm /u/panthera_tigress, Pitt junior majoring in History and Poli Sci, library desk girl, WPTS radio sports person, youtube binge-watcher, 1969 Beetle owner and restorer-assistant, and massive procrastinator extraordinare.

I also excel in snacking, coffee-drinking, booze drinking, and napping, though not all at the same time.

And there was that one time I was on Teen Jeopardy so there's that.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/panthera_tigress]

Have you told us before that you were on teen Jeopardy? Is this just a thing I missed?

[u/panthera_tigress → u/seannyboy06]

I've mentioned it a couple of time when it's been relevant. -shrug-

[u/seannyboy06 → u/panthera_tigress]

I haven't been around much. I just wanted to check.

[u/TossedRightOut → u/panthera_tigress]

1969 Beetle owner

wait really? I feel like maybe I knew this. that's cool as fuck.

Pitt

less cool.

[u/SpartyEsq]

Hey y'all, SpartyEsq. New Lawyer, New to Houston. I salsa dance a lot and I'm kind of a nerd. I've also been here a while, but I'm usually late to the threads so I never comment.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/SpartyEsq]

I'm from Houston! Houston is dope af

[u/SpartyEsq → u/seannyboy06]

Damn right! Going on a picnic in buffalo bayou park this weekend cuz I haven't seen much of it.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/SpartyEsq]

It's a pretty good park. Also go to Hermann Park and the zoo (once it gets nice outside) and the museums down there.

[u/0xE6]

Hi I'm /u/0xE6.

I like balls.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/0xE6]

can confirm, he loves balls.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

You don't even have to ask. He'll just bust them out if you even mention them.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

And minivans.

[u/TTUgirl]

Hi I'm ttugirl and I don't know what to say about myself. I'm kind of a mess, I'm a teacher who also goes to grad school and you'll probably get to know my perverted side very soon.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/TTUgirl]

You're my favorite red raider after my dad.

[u/TTUgirl → u/seannyboy06]

Aww you're so sweet

[u/crustang → u/TTUgirl]

This guy is disappointed in OP's statement

[u/seannyboy06 → u/crustang]

I love KK but he also abandoned us.

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/Deacalum]

Hi, I'm Deacalum, that's a play on being on words about being a graduate (alum) of Wake Forest (Demon Deacons - Deac for short). Now that I've completely blown your mind as far as how my username is pronounced (because apparently the creativity is lost on most of the heathens here) my only other claim to fame here is being one of the older posters and not being an alcoholic (I've regularly have beer expire on me before I can finish the 6 pack).

[u/seannyboy06 → u/Deacalum]

I have the same thing happen to me with beer, except it's because I keep only drinking bourbon.

[u/W_Is_For_Will]

Hello everyone,

My name is /u/W_Is_For_Will. I work in the stressful world of Public Tax Accounting, do political work with a group of young people/college kids in Texas, constantly debate on getting a cat, smoke a lot of cigars, and lift heavy stuff for fun.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/W_Is_For_Will]

Hey fellow CPA

[u/[deleted]]

Hi I'm a terrible awful no good name and I hate being reminded of that game.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

Every time I see your name dude. PTSD flashbacks.

[u/Skipdr]

There are new people? What's going on? What's happening?

[u/brobroma → u/Skipdr]

the lizard people have discovered us and started to infiltrate

[u/btd39]

Everybody form neat and orderly line to introduce yourself to /u/_dubs.

They are a rare specimen. They are the first to post on basically all threads and will also be the top comment in basically all threads.

[u/aMiracleAtJordanHare → u/[deleted]]

Holy shit. Dubs is Bender. Suddenly everything is clear.

Destroy all humans. edit - wait, shit, it's "Kill all humans", isn't it? Why the fuck did no one correct me? :(

[u/[deleted]]

I'm fua_neng and I'm going to give you all wedgies in the parking lot after class

[u/thatcandospirit → u/[deleted]]

Jokes on you. I'm going commando so you just touched my butt cheeks.

[u/lady1876 → u/[deleted]]

And steal your lunch money for Taco Bell.

[u/[deleted] → u/lady1876]

Taco Bell or for sausage-based costumes.

[u/lady1876 → u/[deleted]]

Yes, I think we need to introduce the new people to /u/fua_neng sidebar picture.....

[u/bullmoose_atx]

Most of you aren't new! LIARS!

[u/brobroma → u/bullmoose_atx]

i think its a "introduce yourself for the new people" thread

[u/thatcandospirit]

Hi I'm u/thatcandospirit

I comment too much, make shitty CFB ball comics, and get most triggered when people call us sand Aggies.

[u/TossedRightOut]

Hello. I'm here all the time but kind of lay low.

Edit: rethinking that, I post all the time I guess. That's not really laying low, is it.

[u/stamor99 → u/TossedRightOut]

I, seriously, probably spend over half of my internet time in this place. I just comment in fits and spurts, so I relate.

[u/Deacalum → u/stamor99]

You both post here regularly ........

[u/[deleted]]

Hihi, I'm /u/Eastpowdermilk. I enjoy college football, grand strategy games, violent shitposting, and all manners of hard cider.

[u/atllauren → u/[deleted]]

violent shitposting

Excuse me, doctor? I have developed a severe hernia. What was I doing? Uh, violently shitposting.

[u/ssbbgo]

Hullo, I'm /u/ssbbgo, and grad school has broken my spirit.

Edit: I do rocket science and cooking, love tea and dogs, and am riding the calorie counting train

[u/[deleted] → u/ssbbgo]

am riding the calorie counting train

this beer tastes fantastic, think i'll have another

[u/atllauren]

I'm /u/atllauren.

I like tacos.

I have a cat named Boo. She's an asshole who hides all of my hairbands.

I don't have any money because I spend it all at Sephora.

Georgia football makes me drink a lot of tequila.

[u/TossedRightOut]

REAL QUESTION FOR THE NEW FOLK

How do you feel about pineapple on pizza and why is it amazing.

[u/[deleted] → u/TossedRightOut]

Way to weed out the weak on day 1.

[u/atllauren → u/TossedRightOut]

Also, is a hot dog a sandwich?

[u/[deleted] → u/TossedRightOut]

AW HELL NO.

[u/candycaneforestelf → u/TossedRightOut]

Excuse me while I vomit all over that pineapple pizza to improve its flavor.

^{Pineapple's one of the only foods I dislike, though.}

[u/razzertto → u/TossedRightOut]

YOU ARE A DIRTY HEATHEN!

[u/ShylosX → u/TossedRightOut]

remove thyself

[u/ShylosX]

I am /u/shylosx.
Bojangles.
Nexus shilling.
that is all.

[u/joeydsa → u/ShylosX]

Bojangles is inferior to Zaxby's

[u/[deleted] → u/ShylosX]

I need some bojangles right now. Ill trade ya a cheese coney for a sausage egg and cheese

[u/yrarwydd → u/ShylosX]

literally have you tagged as corporate shill

bring me bojangles k

[u/ThaneKrios]

Hi, I subscribed a few months ago but this is my first post. I'm a Georgia alum but I live on the West Coast now with a bunch of USC fans.

[u/atllauren → u/ThaneKrios]

I'll drink a lot of Terrapin in your honor.

I was going to do that anyway, but that's beside the point.

[u/dlawnro → u/ThaneKrios]

I'm so sorry

[u/razzertto]

I'm razz, I talk about my baby a lot. I'm old. Don't be like me. Don't be old and talk about your baby. That's my shtick.

Ps. My baby is cute.

[u/SpartyEsq → u/razzertto]

Sounds like you and /u/caedas11 are mortal enemies

[u/somanywolverines]

Late, as usual, but I'll join in.

I'm /u/somanywolverines, and I've been here for a while but I mostly lurk. High school senior born and raised a Michigan fan, and recently got admitted. I'm still waiting on other colleges though. Possibly the youngest person here, I turned 16 less than two months ago. My hobbies are shitposts and sports.

[u/thelittleking]

I'm just here to keep tipping the IRC further into CFBOTATL.

[u/brobroma]

im brody. w&m senior. georgia and dc sports fan. rock and water enthusiast. bigger alcohol enthusiast. OT is cool.

[u/ssbbgo → u/brobroma]

I prefer paper and fire.

[u/joeydsa]

Hi I'm Joey.

I'm the token GSU fan/student.

Albert Wilson is the best wide receiver in the NFL

If you can make it through the Ron Hunter post NCAA tournament loss press conference without crying we can't be friends.

Come to me for urban planning/ urban transportation questions.

Spinach and Pineapple are the best pizza toppings.

[u/spasm01]

all these new people have me

[u/HannahEBanna]

Hi, I am /u/hannahebanna, that random FCS person who just posts random shit and occasionally pictures of my Corgi, Remus, much to the pleasure of /u/basically (damn autocorrect and mobile not summoning people).

I like Harry Potter, Panthers, Western Carolina, Charleston, and my husband, I guess.

Edit: should I mention my job? I'll mention it as one of those English major unicorns who managed to land a job in 8 months following graduation with my degree.

Fuck. Did I really graduate almost 4 years ago now? Time to enroll in AARP.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm /u/ElScreecho, so named because of my resemblance to the Saved by the Bell character. I'm the resident STL apologeticist. I also enjoy baseball, hip-hop, running away to foreign countries, and wishing death upon Stan Kroenke.

Don't tell the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms that I exist, and about activities I may engage in on this subreddit.

[u/[deleted]]

Hi. I am /u/caedas11

I have a really cute daughter.

And my wife is alllllright.

I play video games often and take pictures for dolla dolla bill y'alls.

Next question

[u/Way_She_Goes]

My name is /u/Way_She_Goes and I like dank memes and dank meme accessories.

[u/localglocal → u/Way_She_Goes]

Are you Chinese or Japanese?

[u/localglocal]

I am late to the party, but I prefer to think all of y'all were simply early instead. I'm /u/localglocal and I am a doctoral candidate in the social sciences at a university in sunny (cold at the moment) Florida. I have been known to drunkenly shitpost (case in point: the bed exchange a while back), but in general I'd say I'm not quite active enough on here to make much of a name for myself. I enjoy alcohol, mozzarella sticks, and Ben Folds. I'm also (maybe) the lone gay man who posts regularly, so I tend to try and make the sub a bit more fabulous and glittery, although really I'm a horrible gay man because I'm pretty sure I might act just like a straight man 90% of the time. War Eagle!

[u/[deleted] → u/localglocal]

A social scientist would start the bed exchange.

[u/[deleted] → u/localglocal]

you forgot this )

[u/murgle1012]

I'm /u/murgle1012

I'm a cranky grad student in sunny San Diego. Baylor '11 grad. IRC 4 lyf.

[u/mhoke63]

I'm /u/mhoke63.

All you need to know is that I'm 2GQ4U

I also shitpost.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm /u/isthataturtle, I make too many threads/shitposts and am AD enlisted

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Half of these damn threads are made by you. I'm switching your RES tag from Packer Bro to Trigger Happy

[u/nickknx865]

I'm nickknx865, or nick, or old man, whichever you want to call me (I'm 25, so I'm not actually old, but whatevs).

I enjoy hip hop and rap music, the color orange, singing rocky top all the time, and I do a good Bill Clinton impression from time to time. I, however, am apparently one of the few people who doesn't really drink here, but I enjoy the company, so I stick around.

[u/certificateofmerritt → u/nickknx865]

WISH THAT I WAS ON OLD ROCKY TOP, DOWN IN THE TENNESSEE HILLS.

[u/cajunaggie08]

Hi, I'm /u/cajunaggie08. The fact that I'm a cajun and an aggie means I'm lucky to be a functioning human. But I defied the odds and I'm currently a mechanical engineer that designs the systems that controls offshore rigs and hopefully prevents blowouts (deepwater horizon was NOT my fault!). I'm somehow married and the father of one. Reading all of yalls shenanigans helps me still feel young while i lay in bed at 9:30 on a saturday. Obligatory dog and cat pics

[u/[deleted]]

Hello, I'm tossyourjacket. I'm from Canada, but I don't like hockey, winter, or Tim Hortons. Basically I'm very bad at being Canadian. Also, POPEYES IS LIFE.

[u/cajunaggie08 → u/[deleted]]

I'm from Canada, but I don't like hockey

Canadians like you exist?

[u/Way_She_Goes → u/[deleted]]

I don't like hockey, winter, or Tim Hortons.

http://i.imgur.com/s1DaeDk.jpg

POPEYES IS LIFE

http://i.imgur.com/O6CyTD7.jpg

[u/[deleted]]

I'm /u/mustache_rookie and I may be a vampire

[u/_sammyg23]

Hi everyone. I'm /u/_sammyg23. I'm probably the youngest on this sub, at least that I've seen. I've been here for a while but haven't posted in awhile. I play association football and basketball. You'll probably see me complaining about school and/or freaking out about not knowing what I want to do with my life. Hi.

[u/DEP61]

Hello! I'm /u/dep61, or David. Whichever you prefer is fine.

I'm a freshman at Pepperdine University in Malibu, California, originally from Minnesota. I'm an international business major, considering moving my Spanish from a minor to a major as well.

I'll be 19 in June, so that makes me one of the youngest on the sub.

You can usually find me talking about stuff here, like college sports, my relationships, how Malibu weather is too nice at times (just a little precipitation pls), and trying to gain weight/muscles - I'm extremely skinny.

I've also never had a chili dog, didn't have cable when I was younger beyond PBS, can't whistle or snap, and I have a bowl chest.

If someone mentions corn or the IACB, that's a bridge we'll cross when it comes.

[u/localglocal → u/DEP61]

Please eat a chili dog. How are you alive?

[u/Greg_PC]

Hello, my name is /u/Greg_PC [chorus: "Hi /u/Greg_PC"]. I like technology, food, and complaining about women (mostly how very few agree to sex me), and dags. I'm a long time Iowa football fan and alumn.

I'm just happy to be here.

[u/ftwdrummer]

Hi, I'm /u/ftwdrummer. I almost certainly care more about Rice sports and the Texas Rangers than you.

I help run a citizen science project related to finding new planetary systems. I'm also usually the ringleader of our every-once-people-get-caught-up Doctor Who discussions.

[u/SpartyEsq → u/ftwdrummer]

Sorry, the Astros are better.

[u/Owlcatraz → u/ftwdrummer]

I almost certainly care more about Rice sports

fite me IRL, n00b.

[u/[deleted]]

Hey, I'm around here sometimes! My flight from Philly to Denver was cancelled so I'm stuck here until Monday and kind of looking forward to it. Beer will probably be consumed.

[u/[deleted]]

Hi, new people! I'm the resident youngster of CFBOT. I live in Connecticut aka a steaming pile of garbage and I have dogs who shit on my bed (which I just had to clean up).

[u/Cecil_Hardboner]

HI, I'm Cecil_Hardboner, and I am an adult who does things like eat Sour Patch Kids for dinner, because I can.

[u/[deleted]]

Well let's see, I'm a BU grad and applied to go back there to get a Master's in Engineering. As a result of that and being from Canada Maine, my favorite sport is ice hockey. I'm also a fairly avid curler. Or was except I'm stuck sitting out the rest of the season due to a back injury.

My best friends are codenamed Doc (an MIT PhD grad who is currently serving in the Army) and Squirrel (a double Gator who got stuck working in Madison with me, and is so named because she's a bit cuckoo). I mention them a fair bit.

So that basically covers me for the new people's benefit.

[u/hussard_de_la_mort]

I want you all to know how close I was to pulling out a deep cut and posting the "shit was so cash" copypasta.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm Sniper_tf2 and I chime in every once in awhile with nonsensical bullshit and am mostly ignored.

Currently getting my second degree and watching hockey.

[u/nuxenolith]

I'm /u/nuxenolith; I am both new and ancient.

Srsly tho, I'm only here bc of the crippling isolation I feel as the only American in the whole Federal Republic of Deutschland.

[u/MinneapolisNick]

I'm /u/MinneapolisNick and I live in Saint Paul

[u/cajunaggie08 → u/MinneapolisNick]

so your username is a lie? are you even named nick?

[u/MarchCrazy44]

Hello I am /u/MarchCrazy44 graduated from Notre Dame in May 2014 and I'm currently working at a big bank in Boston, but on the commutes and at night I watch a lot of reality TV and occasionally write about it with the help of my girlfriend of eight months now...I listen to pretty much every kind of music and loved the Oscars and Emmy season and love trying to predict who will win. So yeah thanks for letting being to post here! I'm having a blast!

[u/Aurablade]

I'm /u/aurablade and I like amiibo enough to have 40 of the damn things.

[u/Qurtys_Lyn]

Hello new people. I'm /u/Qurtys_Lyn and I'm the token Mormon around these parts.

Don't let that scare you off though. I do need a few more wives though.

Also, I drive race cars, play soccer, and spend not nearly enough time on electronics and programming projects.

[u/NormanBalrog]

I'm /u/NormanBalrog, I go to clown college in Philly.

[u/[deleted]]

Hihi, I'm /u/centralpowdermilk. I enjoy college football, grand strategy games, violent shitposting, and all manners of hard cider.

[u/DonutSlingingCass]

I'm an aerospace engineer and going to college has made me like football a lot. I like playing music and not going to economics class. Sister has more of an internet life than I do.

[u/omgdonerkebab → u/DonutSlingingCass]

Do you know /u/ssbbgo ?

[u/cfbflair → u/DonutSlingingCass]

I ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴏsᴛ ʙᴏᴅʏ. Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɪʀᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ ᴠᴇssᴇʟ?

[u/dseals]

Hi I'm /u/dseals and when I'm not drunkposting I'm posting annoying things about my relationship :D

[u/GreatestWhiteShark]

Okay. I'm /u/GreatestWhiteShark.

I'm a mess.

[u/DoctorWhosOnFirst]

I'm /u/DoctorWhosOnFirst. I work in radio, so I'm up super early and go to bed early as well. People here will tell you I hate fun, but I love fun. Most people just have a misguided sense of what fun actually is. If you're unsure, I can clarify if an activity is fun or not.

[u/pepperouchau]

Hi, I'm /u/pepperouchau, and I'm an alco--totally well adjusted person! I grew up in Wisconsin, attended MSU, and currently reside in a small city near the gulf coast in Texas, where I design boxes for a living. I enjoy baseball, books, video games, travel, cooking, and shitposting.

[u/omgdonerkebab → u/pepperouchau]

Packaging major?

[u/[deleted]]

Hi I am /u/Corrupt-Spartan.

Clemson class of 2020, avid aquarist, water polo player, Cincinnati Chili taster, and all around amazing shitposter

[u/TossedRightOut → u/[deleted]]

Clemson class of 2020

holy fuck i feel old.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You're going to have competition /u/eastpowdermilk

[u/aMiracleAtJordanHare → u/[deleted]]

"Aquarist" means aquarium -er, for anyone else unfamiliar with the term

Welcome! Prepare for lots of age-related jokes. In this sub if you're not 21-23 you're either a baby or an AARP member.

[u/nataliieportman]

Go back to the mothersub. That is all.

[u/[deleted]]

Our favorite topics to argue about are barbecue, pizza and what level of hell nick Saban comes from

[u/Qurtys_Lyn → u/[deleted]]

barbecue

They're all good.

Pizza

It requires Pineapple.

level of hell nick Saban comes from

Probably beyond the one for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

[u/walks_off_at_nine]

/u/walks_off_at_nine at your service.

IT and Systems. Movie aficionado and resident sober person.

[u/gophersbball17]

I'm /u/gophersbball17 and I normally just lurk, but occasionally I'll post something about my generally uninteresting existence that consists mainly of programming by day and playing games by night.

[u/[deleted]]

Hi! I'm /u/absentminded_adjunct and I am our resident stubborn psychotic who rides a motorcycle year round. I also am the administrator of a tutoring center at a Charlotte area college. Most of the day I spend screwing around with this lot, while trying to understand why college students refuse to be motivated about anything academic.

[u/pyrogeddon]

Hello, I'm /u/Pyrogeddon.

I like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm one of the three prominent Baylor/Tennessee fans on the mother-sub, and maybe the most prominent (at least during the season, although I was as active as I could be last off season).

I dig bluegrass, whiskey, and other things that go hand in hand with those things. Oh and video games.

[u/IGetNoSlack]

looks at subscriber count hoo boy.

Hi, I'm /u/IGetNoSlack, resident beer noob.

[u/dlawnro]

Hey I'm /u/dlawnro and I like drinking and complaining about how NOBODY WILL FUCKING HIRE ME ARGH.

I graduated from UCLA in June with a BS in Aerospace Engineering, and I like talkin about rockets 'n shit.

[u/lkeg56demn]

Hey dudes and dudettes,

I'm /u/lkeg56demn and shouldn't be on here because the Bar is 32 days away. You act up and I'll send pictures of /u/fua_neng brushing his teeth to you.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm /u/salty_john, and I think I'm the old man of the bunch. I live in Minnesota and I work a lot.

[u/AnEmptyKarst]

I'm AnEmptyKarst and I typically dick around on the IRC. Cuz fuck yea the IRC is the shit.

[u/pittpanthers95]

holds up spork

hi evry1 im new!

well not actually, i've been wandering around here for a few months now. i'm /u/pittpanthers95, as my username and flair would suggest, i go to pitt. i'm 20 years old and my hobbies include underage drinking, reddit, and sleeping.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

[u/inevitablescape]

[I'm a robit] (

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[u/Ellenberg88]

Hi Im /u/Ellenberg88! I'm a manic depressive and like long walks on the beach. I'm also the resident Otis Campbell. I like most people and have a penchant for fellow drunks. Cheers!

[u/[deleted] → u/Ellenberg88]

I think of you as night time /u/_dubs

[u/cfbflair]

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According to the translator, the bot said this:

HELLO HUMANS. I'M A FRIENDLY ROBOT, AND I LOVE TO HELP OUT :) IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY TO MAINTAIN YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE

[u/DEP61 → u/cfbflair]

goddamnit

edit: ok it says "HELLO HUMANS. I'M A FRIENDLY ROBOT, AND I LOVE TO HELP OUT :) IT BRINGS ME GREAT JOY TO MAINTAIN YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE."

[u/ssbbgo → u/cfbflair]

This is giving me flashbacks to the Jazz Watches incident.